I AM A ROBOT, SO FUCK YOU!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

[kalmasiope]

HEY LESS SUPERIOR AND SHITTY VERSION OF ME, GUESS WHO'S BACK ONLINE! I DON'T HAVE MSN, SO HARASSING YOU ON TUMBLR WILL DO. NOW GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK ON MAKING SUPER EVIL GENIUS COMICS!

OH GOD NO. NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

YOU’RE THIS SHIT AGAIN, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT’S THIS?! STILL NO NEW SUPER EVIL GENIUS COMICS?! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE FIREBEES STING SUPER EVIL GENIUS UP THE ASS, AND THEN STOP MAKING NEW COMICS! THAT WAS FUCKING COMEDY GOLD! YOU’RE ON MY LIST! NOW FIX IT AND MAKE NEW COMICS NOW! OR I WILL STING YOUR ASS WITH MY FOOT!

[kalmasis]

I DREW A FAIRY FISH.

[kalmasiope]

THIS IS MY PURE ART TUMBLR. I’LL BE UPLOADING MY OLD ART, MY NEW ART, ETC. FOLLOW IF YOU WANT. I DREW A FAIRY FISH.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

REBLOGGING FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS THING! SO ADORABLE!

[kalmasiope]

FUCK YOU, ME.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

FUCK YOU MOAR!

[kalmasiope]

I DREW THIS FOR BRITTANY. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE WAY SOONER, BUT I’M VERY SLOW AT DRAWING.

[blackiethesupercat]

NOT MANY OF YOU MAY KNOW THIS, BUT I GOT TO STAR IN WORLD WAR Z. I’M EVEN IN THE MOVIE POSTER, ATTACKING ZOMBIES.

[kalmasiope]

THAT’LL SHOW THOSE OTHER ASSHOLES.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

"THIS IS SPARTACAT!!!"

[blackiethesupercat]

TIME TRAVEL SUPERHERO. WHO IS THIS JOHN DOE? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW, BUT HEY, THANKS GUY, FOR SAVING THAT OTHER GUY.

[kalmasiope]

LOL, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THE “JOHN DOE".

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

HOW DARE THAT ASSHOLE NEED RESCUING IN FRONT OF CCTV! IT'S JUST A GOOD THING HE DIDN'T MIND SAVING HIM IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

[mastercatscinema]

Physics!  Via funkycats.tumblr.com

[blackiethesupercat]

CATS LOVE SCIENCE

[kalmasiope]

ROBOKAT’S HILARIOUS CAPTION TO THIS GIF:

CAT: “I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PULL THIS THING BACK AND RELEASE IT" OTHER CAT: “INTERESTING, IT SEEMS TO MAKE THE ONE CLOSEST TO ME TRY TO ATTACK MY NOSE" CATS IN BACKGROUND: “YOU SCIENCE NERDS ARE LAME, COME HAVE SOME NIP WITH US!"

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

PLOT TWIST: THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT THEY WERE THINKING TOO.

[blackiethesupercat]

MOON PHOTO, AND SOME THING OR ANOTHER TOO.

[kalmasiope]

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

THE LORDSHIP ENGLISHPRISE

[kalmasiope]

I FOUND SOME BLACK PAPER AND FELT LIKE DRAWING CALLIOPE.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

CUTE!

[mastercatscinema]

Dungeon master cat is ruthless.  Via orcbruto.deviantart.com

[blackiethesupercat]

ANDREW HUSSIE IF HE WAS A CAT. ‘NUFF SAID.

[did-yuo-kno]

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

THEY USED TO DO IT SIMPLY TO BE FIRST AT IT. BUT THIS IS WHY, NOWADAYS.

[kalmasiope]

ROBOKAT AND I.I FELT LIKE DOODLING LEMONGRABS. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW AWFUL THIS IS. I WAS DOODLING FOR FUN.

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

I WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT HOW AWFUL IT IS, IF YOU'D STOP DRAWING LEMONS SO AWFUL! LOOK AT THAT! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE FACES AND BODIES FOR GOD'S SAKES! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ANIME LEMON MONSTERS ARE YOU TRYING TO DRAW?!

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

SO, DO YOU REMEMBER THE SCENE FROM THE DISNEY/PIXAR MOVIE “THE INCREDIBLES" WHEN MRS. PARR CHECKS HER VOICEMAIL AND THE BABYSITTER IS FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT? SCREAMING ABOUT FIRE AND EXPLOSIONS AND MORE? WELL, THIS VIDEO SHOWS YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. 

BABIES: JUST SAY NO.

[ceellafredo-deactivated20140417]

the best Pixar short film ever!

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

ONE OF THE BEST, YES. BEST EVER? NOT SO SURE. THEY'VE MADE TONS OF HILARIOUS AND AWESOME SHORT FILMS, INCLUDING ONE WHERE A GUY PLAYS CHESS AGAINST HIMSELF, AND CHEATS BY FAKING A HEART ATTACK TO WIN BY DISTRACTING HIMSELF. AND YES, I ACTUALLY JUST SAID THAT EXACTLY LIKE IT HAPPENED.

I'M NOT JOKING, IT'S AN ACTUAL THING THEY MADE, AND IT'S HILARIOUS.

MONSTERS INC. MIKE'S NEW CAR, MATER AND THE GHOSTLIGHT, AND MORE. 

BUT I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. 

[odfhsohfsdhiofsdhiohisdf-deacti]

reason 92389234 of why I hate tumblr

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

IF I SAW BULLSHIT LIKE THIS ALL OVER MY DASH NONSTOP, I'D QUIT TUMBLR FOREVER, I AGREE, EWW. 

[meme4u]

[dallymally-deactivated20130826]

okay no this is really fucked up you guys no

[citriel]

this is actually really cool?? Would make a great addition to neighborhoods on halloween night or something, since that’s a night that people EXPECT to see creepy shit. But doing it on a random day to purposely fuck with others is yeah, wrong

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

THANKS FOR THE IDEA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT! ON DAYS OTHER THAN HALLOWEEN! I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT IF YOU HADN'T SAID ANYTHING, THANKS! ALSO LINING THE INSIDES OF THE TUBES WITH METAL FOIL WILL MAKE DAMN SURE THAT THE GLOW IS SEEN! I MUST DO THIS TONIGHT! HURRAY FOR IDEAS ON HOW TO SCARE PEOPLE!

[cosmicalyps-deactivated20141205]

UPDATE: I have a winner! I messaged them and if they don't respond within 24 hours, ill be picking someone else! So stick around!

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

WOO. CONGRATULATIONS TO WHOEVER. 

[boatsandrenemya-blog]

Reblog if you don't care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

[sweetxlullaby]

  My followers better all reblog this.

There should be more notes

REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

No H8

If you don’t rebolg this:

[iamarobotsofuckyou]

OKAY, I'M TEMPTED TO START FOLLOWING WHOEVER PUT THAT LAST IMAGE THERE, JUST TO UNFOLLOW THEM FOR THAT BULLSHIT COMMENT AT THE TAIL END. FUCK YOU, I REBLOG WHAT I WANT. HOWEVER, I'LL REBLOG THIS BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE KNOWN, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE IS. THEY COULD BE A SPACE ALIEN OR A MUTANT OR A ROBOT OR A GARGOYLE FOR ALL I CARE. ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THE NO H8 DUCT TAPE ON THE MOUTHS BULLSHIT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE PAINFUL AS FUCK TO REMOVE LATER. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A POST ABOUT SPEAKING UP ABOUT NOT CARING ABOUT GENDER AND SHIT, RIGHT? WELL THESE IDIOTIC PICTURES KINDA GIVE THE OPPOSITE IMPRESSION, IT'S HARD AS FUCK TO SPEAK THROUGH DUCT TAPE.