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@iamfeistytiemeup
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When youāre getting fucked and youāre being loud and theyāre like ādo you want everyone to know how much of a slut you are?ā And youāre just like ā....yeahā
Ph by Clayton Cubitt
I should feel bad for laughing as hard as I just did
Breaking news:
Girls actually love nice guys, itās just that youāre not as nice a guy as you think you are.
I find this really hard to believe, as every time Iām interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.
Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that factā¦
You know, ever since this stupid little post exploded this past summer, Iāve been thoroughly amused watching people argue in the notes about what it does and doesnāt mean. I guess itās time to spell it out.
Things this post definitely *does not* mean:
That all a guy needs for a girl to like him is to be nice.
That nobody is as nice as they think they are
That ānicenessā is a qualifier for everyone
That all girls like the same thing
That all girls like guys
That Iām a particularly nice guy
That girls like doormats
Things this post absolutely *does* mean:
The popular ideas that āwomen only like assholesā and ābeing a decent human being and treating someone else like a human being will immediately disqualify a guy from female attentionā are toxic as shit and categorically false, and that furthermore if your version of being āniceā is just a series of performative gestures that youāre only doing in order to win affection, you arenāt actually a nice person.
I hope this clears things up, folks š
-LMS
demons that deserved to be spoiled š„ŗ
I will NEVER eat your cunt
Ever. Your cunt wasnāt made for your pleasure. It was made for being fucked for a Manās pleasure. Just like your other holes. Any pleasure a cunt should get from sex is knowing she was the filthiest, most depraved slut He wanted her to be, and that he was satisfied with using her. If you want your twat licked however, Iām sure you can find a feminist-corrupted male, or another cunt to do it for you. But donāt ever think for the tiniest fraction of time a Man that knows His place in the world would ever sink so low.
Men, feel free to reblog to share with the cunts of the world.
Cunts, reblog if you know your place in life is to give Men pleasure, not the other way around.
Wow. This is why I check out the blogs that make themselves too present in my notes. I honestly stopped reading āfeminist-corrupted maleā because thereās nothing of value here except to laugh at. I love a dominant man. I hate whatever this is.
F+M, UKĀ Ā Ā Ā āThe second part of our lazy morning sex. Just when I think I can come no more⦠he pushes deep into me again! ā By ReveBound
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Just as much as we complain of seeing the same female body types all over Tumblr, tbh I get kind of tired of seeing the same male body type as well. All bodies are great. So hereās to the thick men, the teddy bear dad bods š, the plush and lush. Trust me, women like you too.
Tbh we donāt even see male bods for the most part. We see huge cocks maybe. But not male bods. And thatās all kinds of gross and lame.
Iād totes snuggle that bod.
Please and thank you !Ā
Can I have some ?Ā
āIs there anything more beautiful in this life than two souls bound only by a hunger to see the extraordinary in each other?ā
Random man: hello
Me, taking a chance in hell: Hello.
Man: Hi baby how are you look know I loved your blog you must be a very naughty little girl I would love to have this air in your beautiful sexy body