An Underdogs Gotta Eat.

☆ Juno/Logan ☆ he/him ☆ pup/pups ☆ plural system ☆ assigned divine weapon at birth ☆ got Rorked ☆

[subeddiediaz]

He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

[subeddiediaz]

Also he should be held down and overstimulated until he starts begging

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Holy shit guys you're never going to guess what I just found on a random computer drive I'd forgotten about

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Way back when Ready Player One (the book) came out, I was recommended it by a friend and I read it and I was so fucking pissed off at how bad it was that my immediate response was to rewrite it into something passable. I got 110k words in and got bored. I just found my rough draft of about a third of a Ready Player One rewrite.

[ocies-sideblog]

Oh I HATED ready player one. I'd definitely read a rewrite of it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Well I've got half of one here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#only the first page loads for me :(

The full thing opens for me through "open with: google docs"

[aurelia-which-means-sunrise]

It says I don't have permission to access the document, so I have requested it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ugh I am so bad at computers. Does this work.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#cons: stayed up until like 5 am reading this because i will never get the time i spent reading player one back#pro: the act of reading this reset my brain enough i was able to finish my matrix algebra homework#conclusion: will continue to read large chunks of derin's work at unreasonable hours as nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys!

Reading large chunks of my stories at unreasonable hours is the correct way to consume them

[sea-beam]

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

[marcelshorjian]

anatomy of a humiliation

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[nyancrimew]

critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

[creatingblackcharacters]

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.

[dmtruther]

I had the pleasure of visiting a bison breeding site recently. There is a natural herd that lives on a Nature Conservancy-owned plot of land which has been restored to native prairie and they are maintaining a herd which is also the source of new herds in other places.

People do terrible things but other people do great things. Never give up hope. There are baby bison frolicking in Illinois today.

[apolymorphus]

Here is a picture of a baby bison I took at the Oakland Zoo in 2021.

The Oakland Zoo's bison program is in collaboration with the Blackfeet Nation in Montana. This baby was released with others from the Oakland Zoo herd as part of returning bison to the plains of Montana.

We can't erase what colonists and settlers did, but we can work to fix the damage, and many, many people and organizations are working to save the bison and re-wild them, led by the indigenous peoples of the US and Canada who have been their stewards for so long.

I encourage everyone to find out what programs and systems they can support in their local areas and communities-- it can be as fun as purchasing a zoo or museum membership if those orgs do this kind of work.

And pay your damn land tax.

[maxbytes]

this doesn't hurt him one bit he's just happy to be there with his friend

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"SUNSET…" (2009), MAFF SALAS

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[itmeansalot]

CHECK THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

[faithdeans]

guys i've been playing dress to impress on roblox. don't ask. anyway do you like my virtual yassified Venom cosplay?

[thepinkpestilence]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols/But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit/Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee/Portrait of a Lady on Fire "Portrait de la jeune fille en feu" (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma

[merlinmay]

broke: grocky is bad bc Rocky’s cheating on Adrian

woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrian’s like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot

[k1tty-wh1te]

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[owochimuwu]

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari