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tswiftupdatess

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. (March 26, 2026 | via Getty)

chaser

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

chaser

First like and this has already found its intended audience

chaser

uh oh

itsmyturnonthegender

parakeet

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

parakeet

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

charlesoberonn

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

greyt-expectations

We probably can, but the question is should we?

charlesoberonn

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

greyt-expectations

…Give me until the end of the weekend.

greyt-expectations

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected.

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

charlesoberonn

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

berryesque

Interview with the cheerleader

berryesque

But I'm a vampire

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lolita111000

whataboutmysanity

In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

greyheadedjaco

supreme-leader-stoat

"You've lost the plot" is such a great expression. Bro you're so far gone that we're not even part of the same narrative anymore.

prolifeproliberty

In case you hadn’t heard, Google Maps actually did the thing

lanametlinum

Due to backlash it has since been updated.

Here’s the latest screenshot

muppetshow2026

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

muppetshow2026

they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it

muppetshow2026

wait everyone else shush i need to be alone with this person for a second

frumpkingoesfurrst

We’ll never die

mcufan1066

unhappy-sometimes

post botw zelink my beloved

sadclowncentral

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you: