welcome to corn teen.
if you’re here to know tl;dr logistics — go to https://www1.nyc.gov/site/helpnownyc/get-help/covid-19-hotel-program.page to sign up for the free isolation covid hotel program for nyc residents.
here are my notes based off of a stay in laguardia plaza hotel stay in early november 2021:
free hotel stay, there are only covid patients at the hotel
free transport to and from hotel
they give you a free oximeter/pulse-o-meter finger thingy during your stay and to keep
you should stay for 10 days from the first day you show symptoms; if you decide to leave, they can't stop you but you can't come back
free wifi, laundry, tv, meals, 25 dollars for uber eats
do bring your own tylenol/advil, they don't have that for some reason
yes you can bring weed but you have to leave it with the nurses downstairs and can only smoke it on fresh air break
no they never test you, but you should be more than safe to go about daily life after you leave is what all the nurses there (and on nyc covid hotline) say; it’s weird but i believe the professionals
yes you can get mail
you cannot leave your room without supervision
i highly rec it
schedule:
two temperature/pulse checks: 9am, 9pm
breakfast, lunch, and dinner: 7-8am, 12-1pm, 6-7pm
fresh air breaks: 11am, 4pm, 11pm
night checks to see that you’re still alive: 1am, 4am
if you’re here for storytime n wanna go from the start n read consecutively, click here and then go ‘next’ (on browser not app). otherwise here are all the posts:
03-Nov-2021; 12:43pm — beginnings
03-Nov-2021; 02:51pm — arrival
03-Nov-2021; 03:11pm — the bed
03-Nov-2021; 03:14pm — getting settled
03-Nov-2021; 03:30pm — readership feedback
03-Nov-2021; 03:31pm — readership feedback, pt ii
03-Nov-2021; 03:54pm — staring update
nineeyedruby asks
03-Nov-2021; 04:22pm — readership feedback, pt iii
03-Nov-2021; 05:03pm — the first fresh air break
03-Nov-2021; 05:03pm — readership feedback, pt iv
ghaoyuxin asks
submitted by blake
03-Nov-2021; 07:14pm — letdowns
03-Nov-2021; 07:19pm — available networks nearby
03-Nov-2021; 09:44pm — tonight’s progress
03-Nov-2021; 11:46pm — rach n my pulse
03-Nov-2021; 11:49pm — PROGRESS REPORT — END OF DAY 1
04-Nov-2021; 10:51am — fever
04-Nov-2021; 11:38am — fever, pt ii
04-Nov-2021; 11:39am — fever, pt iii
04-Nov-2021; 11:51am — fever, pt iv
mosilion asks
04-Nov-2021; 11:57am — staring update, pt ii
04-Nov-2021; 05:48pm — fever, pt vi
04-Nov-2021; 06:05pm — staring update, pt iii
04-Nov-2021; 06:55pm — food report
mosilion asks
04-Nov-2021; 08:45pm — ophelia on the tv
04-Nov-2021; 08:57pm — ophelia on the tv, enhanced
04-Nov-2021; 09:20pm — articles
04-Nov-2021; 09:40pm — night falls
04-Nov-2021; 09:49pm — vs. parasite eve
05-Nov-2021; 12:06am — PROGRESS REPORT — END OF DAY 2
05-Nov-2021; 01:25pm — morning schedule
05-Nov-2021; 01:28pm — ophelia in the a.m.
05-Nov-2021; 01:29pm — reaching out
05-Nov-2021; 01:36pm — fresh air break
05-Nov-2021; 01:48pm — neighborhood updates
05-Nov-2021; 05:31pm — government phone calls
05-Nov-2021; 05:36pm — snack inventory
05-Nov-2021; 06:50pm — ice cream truck
05-Nov-2021; 08:03pm — rating my heartrate
05-Nov-2021; 09:47pm — more heartrate thoughts
05-Nov-2021; 09:50pm — hacks for baths
05-Nov-2021; 11:33pm — PROGRESS REPORT — END OF DAY 3
06-Nov-2021; 11:57am — heartrates again
06-Nov-2021; 12:16pm — the elevators and lobby
06-Nov-2021; 02:30pm — mom & ‘vibes’
06-Nov-2021; 05:24pm — dreams on the field
06-Nov-2021; 05:26pm — pranks
06-Nov-2021; 06:22pm — #650
06-Nov-2021; 10:07pm — bathing again
06-Nov-2021; 10:11pm — END OF DAY 4 — PROGRESS REPORT
07-Nov-2021; 09:57am — dreams series
07-Nov-2021; 10:00am — bland food and festivals
07-Nov-2021; 11:48am — 11/7 fresh air break, pt i
07-Nov-2021; 11:49am — 11/7 fresh air break, pt ii
07-Nov-2021; 11:50am — 11/7 fresh air break, pt iii
07-Nov-2021; 11:51am — 11/7 fresh air break, pt iv
07-Nov-2021; 12:04pm — 11/7 fresh air break, pt v
07-Nov-2021; 01:01pm — the soylent blog
07-Nov-2021; 01:28pm — ice cream truck, pt ii
07-Nov-2021; 04:55pm — staring update iv
07-Nov-2021; 06:48pm — ice cream truck, pt iii
07-Nov-2021; 08:52pm — beginnings of a song
07-Nov-2021; 10:23pm — thoughts & END OF DAY 5 — PROGRESS REPORT
08-Nov-2021; 08:43am — the blessing of ophelia
08-Nov-2021; 09:01am — drinking water
08-Nov-2021; 11:40am — fresh air break, stretches edition
08-Nov-2021; 04:40pm — the birds have been noticed
08-Nov-2021; 05:51pm — food deliberations
08-Nov-2021; 11:14pm — evening & END OF DAY 6 — PROGRESS REPORT
09-Nov-2021; 10:18am — getting back to normal
09-Nov-2021; 10:50am — weird side effect
09-Nov-2021; 11:50am — personal routine
09-Nov-2021; 12:03pm — mom
09-Nov-2021; 12:29pm — some practical covid info
09-Nov-2021; 01:28pm — more weird side effects
09-Nov-2021; 04:43pm — freedom’s coming
09-Nov-2021; 04:48pm — the birds have been caught on camera
09-Nov-2021; 04:54pm — song updates
09-Nov-2021; 11:32pm — spotted in pelagiad
09-Nov-2021; 11:36pm — more about the bed & END OF DAY 7 — PROGRESS REPORT
10-Nov-2021; 11:06am — guest post
10-Nov-2021; 12:55pm — the 1928 olympics
10-Nov-2021; 12:56pm — on the matters of taste
10-Nov-2021; 12:57pm — moving around
10-Nov-2021; 01:14pm — a clarification on the guest post
10-Nov-2021; 04:55pm — bird hour again
10-Nov-2021; 05:00pm — dramatis personnae
10-Nov-2021; 05:01pm — tips and hacks of the lagaurdia plaza hotel stay
10-Nov-2021; 05:59pm — coming to an end
10-Nov-2021; 06:12pm — hotel telephones
10-Nov-2021; 06:16pm — a resolution to try something new
10-Nov-2021; 06:18pm — the last of the ice cream truck
10-Nov-2021; 06:21pm — comments on blog death
10-Nov-2021; 06:27pm — things i wish to taste
10-Nov-2021; 09:34pm — song developments
10-Nov-2021; 11:50pm — niagara falls thoughts
10-Nov-2021; 11:51pm — the only night fresh air break & END OF DAY 8 — PROGRESS REPORT
11-Nov-2021; 11:00am — evaluation of the stay
11-Nov-2021; 12:15pm — END OF STAY — PROGRESS REPORT & the ‘treasure reveal’
11-Nov-2021; 04:15pm — corn man
13-Nov-2021; 06:17pm — ‘sixth floor’, a song by #607 and #650














