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angry, tiny and no longer full of existential bread - icon by @unicornsandregret 

[sixpenceee]

This Mystique cosplay mid merge (by magnetomystique)

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[mrkrabs-sugardaddy]

UHHHH

[tangentmoth]

This is legit one of the most creative cosplays I’ve seen recently.

[textonly]

[tripnipalex-deactivated20210125]

As a former catholic I can tell you the accuracy of these statements is spot fucking on

[rock-n-roll-redux]

[blicky417]

Now HE is a role-model

[reinedeboheme]

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

[fullof4nswers]

By denying himself power, over servants, over personal wealth, he is also protecting himself from becoming what he is not, from the corruption of power.

He’s seen the horrors of power, and sees them daily outside his influence, and took the human lesson from it.

[thomas-sanders-is-my-life]

America’s politicians need to learn a lesson from this man.

[amotleycrew]

times are hard but have hozier accidentally calling badgers “hobbit motherfuckers” publicly to soothe your soul

[bixbiboom]

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

[fthgurdy]

The Backstreet Boys have the best redemption arc .

[primarybufferpanel]

The air instruments :-D

[argumate]

21 years baby

[mysharona1987]

[studyquill]

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[locomania22]

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

[xiphoidprocess]

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

[college-survivalguide]

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

‘but what you’re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do before…?’

‘yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like… it’s better’

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

That last sentence. That is golden academic truth.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aljustal]

Solution:

Put the same passion you’d put saying “Ass faced motherfucker” when saying “Thank you” and “please”, like ALL THE PASSION.

Like: May I PLEEEEAAASSEEEE!!!! have a cookie?

[lil-tumbles]

*ferociously furrowing my eyebrows and shaking my fist* THANK YOUUUUUU

[manhattan-gamestop]

…so are we gonna eat the rich now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[andthenyourealizethat]

[smitethestate]

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

[imtotallystoked]

Yikes

[akhmenos]

My parents were talking about how painfully easy it would be to knock that softball out of the park. And it’s not even like he fouled it.

He turned around and hit the umpire with his bat

[bixbythemartian]

like that’s an easy ‘Don’t be scared, we’re doing our best and we’re going to get through this together’ kind of pitch. like basically the reporter offered, on a plate, a way for him to be a leader and he started throwing his own poo, instead. it became a gotcha question only because the dingus in chief treated it like a gotcha question. 

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[theweirdwideweb]

Uptown Theater in Minneapolis

[b-rainrot]

Last time I passed this the other side said “take out movies, only”

[theweirdwideweb]

[manhattan-gamestop]

I gasped. I hope y’all know that I gasped.