Reckless Fire, Drastic Soul

Ian. 19. Shitty anime blog. I'm a decent person I guess.

[manga-chi]

[ian-the-king]

god what chapter is this so i can get a source image

[clientsfromhell]

A client recently asked me to create a poster for their show that was coming up soon. Got it done in two hours and sent it in for feedback

Client: So we think you should take this out because it distracts from the whole thing

Me: Okay, no problem

Client: But we want more colors! Turn this into this color, add [color x] to this, change this to [color y], and make all the text [color z] so it’s more vibrant. We want to avoid black and white as much as possible

Me: …Okay. We can do that.

Client: Why do you sound so hesitant?

Me: Well… the colors you’re asking for aren’t complementary, and if you don’t want the images to be distracting maybe we’d be better off sticking to grayscale.

Client: Hey if this is too much of a task for you and you have a problem with turning this gray boring poster into something more out there then I’ll just find someone else.

Me: It’s fine I can do it! I’m just giving my advice. If you want me to change it, I will – it’s your poster.

Client: You’re damned right it is.

They printed them in black and white.

> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

[paprika]

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

[gotg-archive]

折原臨也 by 黒川志野 | ♦  please don’t remove source.

[promise-of-a-lifetime]

[zetsuubo]

[ian-the-king]

One of the perks of working for an Italian restaurant: Fresh pizza for breakfast

[raccccoooon]

[switch]

sleep tight reap tight

[mockwa]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

*all start singin like a choir*

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[actuallyethereal-deactivated201]

I hate when people turn ~gullibility~ into a joke because….listen, my grip on reality is not that great. I am constantly questioning my perceptions. If you tell me something, I’ll probably assume it’s true because you must know better than me

[trainedchimpanzee]

omg why do white ppl love cheese so mu-

[100-manslayer]

I actually didnt know that

[grifalinas]

The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.

[komaedas]

[komaedas]

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf 

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you: 

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs 

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon 

cryign blooger with 0 phds 

bye sweaty :)

[thebootydiaries]

[waterlilly549]

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

[thebootydiaries]

[divinewolfgoddess]

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

[thebootydiaries]

[huntress-out-of-control]

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

[thebootydiaries]

[badwolfcastielweasley]

Seriously dude, you’re an idiot

[thebootydiaries]

[cassandracalin]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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