Chelsea •emo trash•

I will reblog until i die

[animatedtext]

requested by tbh-savi

[dirtbaby2016]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[devilofmidtownwest]

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

[funny-tik-toks]

[rylandsgrace]

#Denzel has no business being this funny

[catcrumb]

[francoanglo]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[abysswarlock]

[northisnotup]

[fuck-customers]

[stuffedeggplants]

Wisdom boundless as the oceans

[littleplasticrat]

My favourite quote from him is something along the lines of

"there is no power in these points and no point to this presentation"

and I think about that every time I have to look at a shitty PPT from my dickhead boss

[the-haiku-bot]

“there is no power

in these points and no point to

this presentation”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

Thank you haiku bot for recognizing that this quote is poetry

[catchymemes]

[abstractknight]

You know what…. 😭😂

[1anonyymous1]

[titsay]

[titsay]

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of home made Uncrustables

[larval-tear]

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[devilofmidtownwest]

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

[kushblazer666]