The Captain’s Log

She/Her | Late 20s Mostly Zelda, primarily Phantom Hourglass! Same username on Ao3 and FFN, though I don’t post to FFN anymore. I will sometimes post sims 2 and Odd Couple

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LITTLE GUYS

Wanted to just draw some fairies . Very happy with how they turned out

[agirlwithachakram]

sea shanty themes

hearing an old man saying something

Captain’s an asshole

Captain’s awesome (same captain)

first mate sucks

whiskey

the girls out here

the girls back home

ship is terrible

ship is great

Cape Horn

seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass

want to go home

did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway

Sally and various sex acts we can do with her

beach party

rolling, heaving, hauling

where we’re bound

sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us

stormy weather but we’re together

setting out to sea

coming in to harbor/taking shore leave

too much whiskey

punishing naughty crewmen

Let Me Tell You About This Guy

Goodbye!

Hello!

let us bother this fellow

oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home

befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!

you ever been to Place?

I have been grievously misled

sailors gotta sail

let’s get this bread, boys

don’t forget your old shipmate

faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe

[icearrows1200]

Every day I listen to the entire spirit tracks soundtrack, my god every track (lol) was perfectly crafted to be perfect

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i ♥️ soggy and pathetic men 🥰

[icearrows1200]

What’s Linebeck ordering for dinner

Pancake platter

Surf’n turf (he’s not paying ofc)

Drinks only

Cocktail peanuts

Spaghetti

Appetizer except he doesn’t share

Seafood (clams/scallops/lobster)

Chicken Parmesan

Mac n cheese with a side of broccoli (he’s at Bob Evan’s)

Voting ended onApr 30

[icearrows1200]

Manager walked over, saw my screen while I was writing confetti killer on the clock. Chat am I ruined

[icearrows1200]

Back for part 2

Does Linebeck primarily drink

Wine (red)

Rum (straight)

Rum (in a mixed drink)

Wine (white)

Ale

Port/stout or other dark beer

A refreshing glass of sparkling water

He doesn’t drink

Some other drink not mentioned here (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onApr 27

Obviously there are other liquors and beers and wines in this world but these are the ones he might be most likely to consume

[icearrows1200]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

[icearrows1200]

Trying to save money but I want to get tomodachi life for the switch so I can create the cast of confetti killer in it

[icearrows1200]

Back for part 2

Does Linebeck primarily drink

Wine (red)

Rum (straight)

Rum (in a mixed drink)

Wine (white)

Ale

Port/stout or other dark beer

A refreshing glass of sparkling water

He doesn’t drink

Some other drink not mentioned here (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onApr 27

Obviously there are other liquors and beers and wines in this world but these are the ones he might be most likely to consume

[diamondpastry]

linebeck ciela murder attempt...

prequel to this ... i wanted to do diff expressions on both linebeck and ciela LOL ... theyre so shaped

BAAH.................. if this is out of order im going to perish in thin air. bye...

[icearrows1200]

Trying to write SERIOUS Linebeck fanfic is so hard bc the man is so profoundly ridiculous, how am I supposed to make angst when he looks like this

[icearrows1200]

Me: Oooh he hurts so bad he’s so sad he can’t express his feelings he can only communicate with Ciela through argument, he has daddy issues and is filled with a deep self loathing

The man in question:

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@asdfbird I hear your query and my answer is a headcanon my good friend Ctj and I came up with years and years ago: that the ship was his father’s, and Linebeck is named after IT, not the other way around. Would probably do numbers on his self esteem if his dad was a competent sailor and/or vain about it

[icearrows1200]

Wind Waker Link is chipper and fun despite the circumstances,. By the time Phantom Hourglass rolls around he’s a moody teen who hates his bickering parents and just wants to be left alone

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Does Linebeck smoke

Cigar

Cigarette

Pipe

Cigarillo

He doesn’t smoke

Voting ended onApr 21

[icearrows1200]

Despite voting for “pipe” myself, I really did think cigarette would win! Tickle me surprised

[cat-mermaid]

You've steamed a terrible ham٫ haven't you?

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one of the best feelings tbh

[colifower]

ME WITH THE CONFETTI KILLER OF MERCEY ISLAND IF YOU LIKE LOZ WINDWAKER OR PHANTOM HOURGLASS YOU *MUST* READ THIS ITS AMAZING!!!!

Heres the link:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[icearrows1200]

Omg AWWW thank you!!!!

[icearrows1200]

Does Linebeck smoke

Cigar

Cigarette

Pipe

Cigarillo

He doesn’t smoke

Voting ended onApr 21