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breakfastburritosattiffanys

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas

IT’S STARTED

itsfantasticallyhomoerotic

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

theclosetpianist-deactivated202

Oh dear god it’s begun

star-spangled-jackass

yES IT’S TIME

prophets-of-prog

the-humdrum-gatsby

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

pervocracy

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

thegenialginger

hannahdoes-stuff

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

moandkatelive

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

characterlimit

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

mickeyandcompany

Real Life Disney Villains, by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen

thehobbutts

these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.

thehobbutts

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

thehobbutts

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

thehobbutts

after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:

why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked

there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking

the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make

brutol

im going to bed for a week

#sad boy

onlytwitterpics

pattythenest

Because she had a vision about it

airframeextender

my lord i had forgott the Fart

quendergeer

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

officialunitedstates

to all my spanish speaking followers: hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language

hotlocalwizards

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

nm-qttps-old

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

hotlocalwizards

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

hommedog

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

hotlocalwizards

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”