INTJ

INTJ

[idiots-never-talk-justice]

“That’s ironic.”

When people say something is ironic, but it’s actually coincidental and not ironic at all.

[idiots-never-talk-justice]

BOATS: Tumblr App

INTP: So I asked her what she does so she doesn't get Tumblr notifications on her phone, and she just said that she logs out and I was like "Oh yeah, that's a thing." I don't use the app.

INTJ: ...But you can log out on the site too.

INTP: Oh yeah, that's a thing.

[idiots-never-talk-justice]

BOATS: Who likes strawberry milk?

-INTJ and INTP are reading and answering the boyfriend/girlfriend tag questions-

INTJ: What drinks do you not like? I feel like you're one of those people who likes chocolate milk but doesn't like strawberry milk.

INTP: ...Who likes strawberry milk?

INTJ: Most people.

INTP: ...Fucking Ni.

[idiots-never-talk-justice]

Ni Struggles

Ni: *Comes to a conclusion after an enormous and thoroughly formulated, yet abstract train of thought*

Ni-User: *Can't explain what they came to understand until the words come into place and until they remember what got them to said conclusion* OR *Explains things terribly and later realizes they could've done better*

[mbtiguy-archive]

MBTI Types Wigging Out

ENFP

INFP

INFJ

ENFJ

ENTP

INTP

ENTJ

INTJ

ESTJ

ISTJ

ESFJ

ISFJ

ESTP

ISTP

ESFP

ISFP

[myersandbriggs]

The type of person INTPs will go for

Who you usually go for: You don’t. They go for you. The persistent one who will follow you around until you finally give in. And if you’re being honest, your relationship is almost 100% them.

Who you should go for: The one that actually makes you want to do something. The one that makes you decide that they are worth the effort and time and money. Someone that makes you get off your couch, or walk across the room to check your phone. Someone that makes you feel something substantial.

[fun-mbti-analysis]

The Types As High School Musical Gifs

ENFJ:

ENFP:

INFJ:

INFP:

ESTJ: 

ISTJ:

ESFJ:

ISFJ:

ENTJ:

ENTP:

INTJ:

INTP:

ESTP:

ISTP:

ESFP:

ISFP:

[myersandbriggs]

The type of person INTJs will go for

Who you usually go for: The one who argues with you. Or does anything else that engages both your intellect and emotion at the same time. You enjoy analysing every tiny detail about people’s behaviour and what makes them tick. So surprise, surprise, you’re attracted to the one that you can’t figure out. The one whose behaviour you can’t quite analyse.

Who you should go for: The one who seduces you. The one who is able to make you throw logic out the window, and just go with what you’re feeling. Someone who shows you that things don’t always have to “make sense” for them to make you happy.

[myersandbriggs]

Here’s How To Attract Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type

ISFP: Be adventurous and playful and take an interest in them – then give them space to sort out their feelings and come to you.

ISFJ: Act like a superhero, but one who needs to be taken care of. They’ll jump at the chance to nurture your reckless spirit.

ISTP: Infiltrate their social circle, see them regularly, match their level of nonchalance and then put sex on the table.

ISTJ: Be bubbly enough to warm their hearts but scattered enough to imply that you need their help.

ENFP: Flirt with them once and then act completely unattainable. ENFPs love a challenge.

ENFJ: Act like the stereotypical bad boy/bad girl but show glimpses of deep emotion– they’ll clamor to figure you out and bring out the best in you.

ENTP: Challenge their logic and rebut their manipulative tactics.

ENTJ: Assure them that a relationship with you is a low-risk investment that will yield a sizeable emotional return. Be strong in your character, but not stronger than them.

ESFP: Look good, make it clear that you’re available and then just hang around for a while. Their natural ‘people curiosity’ will eventually drive them to come after you.

ESFJ: Be popular amongst your mutual peers but make it clear that you often forget to eat lunch or get enough sleep. They’ll lust obsessively after the chance to be the one who takes care of you.

ESTP: Act sweet, wide-eyed and impressed by everything that they do. Their ego will respond well to your fuel.

ESTJ: Have excellent hygiene and constantly tell them they’re right.

INFP: Act like you have a deep, brooding secret that you’re too guarded to reveal. The INFP will not sleep, eat or breathe until they’ve broken down your walls.

INFJ: Be one big, walking paradox. Look them deep in the eyes and tell them that you ‘Need them’ to help figure yourself out.

INTP: Take initiative. Take initiative again. Repeat until INTP notices your existence. Then take initiative again.

INTJ: Present them with a completely unprecedented way of thinking about something they were previously decided on. You’ll shake their foundation and win their admiration.

[idiots-never-talk-justice]

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: I'm an INFP.

[idiots-never-talk-justice]

How would an intj ask someone out? Would it be indirect like "hey let me know if you wanna see a movie or something" or would they ask straight out? Sorry 🙈

I’m not sure why you’re apologizing but, I apologize for the late response.

I think an INTJ would say something along the lines of “We should hang out some time.” Personally, I would say this. I don’t think an INTJ would have to say “I like you,” given their personality. They would probably not directly ask “Do you want to go out on a date with me?” If an INTJ openly says that they want to hang out with you, they obviously like you as a person and maybe have feelings towards you. 

Also, if an INTJ likes you and has a decent relationship with you already, it will be fairly noticeable. They will smile more (or in general) and will be more engaging within conversation. However, don’t expect them to distribute personal information like it’s candy. Their behavior might appear “normal” to society, but surprisingly jarring in comparison to their usual personality. 

[mbti-theory-blog]

How To Spot Each MBTI Type On Facebook

INTJ: Posts their newest life epiphany every 3-5 days and allows very few photos of themselves on their page just in case that Facebook conspiracy they read about is true.

ENTJ: Checks into a lot of networking events and is wearing a suit in every tagged picture they have.

ISTJ: Re-posts a lot of sarcastic Internet pictures that capture their frustration with general mankind without them having to say it outright.

ESTP: Gets tagged in a lot of drunk unicycling photos that gives their relatives anxiety.

ISTP: Invites you to play Candy Crush Saga several times a day despite the fact that you haven’t seen them IRL for years.

ESFJ: Gets married at 22 and posts nothing but wedding pictures for five years until they have a child – then posts nothing but baby pictures.

ESTJ: Profile picture is a professional headshot – just in case potential employers are looking.

ISFJ: Dutifully ‘likes’ any status you post that stays up for ten minutes or more without any interactions because they have your back.

ESFP: Got a job as a party rep straight out of college and now sends you an endless stream of event invites along the lines of, “Killersnake DJ Spinoff at 11th Street Lot – VIP access only, ladies free before 12.”

ISFP: Takes more selfies per day than you’ve ever taken in your life.

INFP: Alternates between posting happy photos of them with their friends and getting into vehement arguments about human rights issues with their conservative uncle.

ENFP: Enthusiastically changes their relationship status/location/career path every 2-3 months and somehow gleans hundreds of likes from it every time.

ENFJ: Posts a lot of statuses along the lines of “Ugh so done with this,” in hopes you’ll ask them what they’re so done with.

ENTP: Argues with the INFP’s humanitarian posts, just for the hell of it.

INFJ: Exclusively posts Gandhi quotes.

INTP: Hasn’t posted anything in years – but you suspect that they are always watching.

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[mbtipical]

When faced with a puddle on the pavement

INTP: Barely notices and walks straight through the puddle. Thinks about it later and wonders how high they could get the water to splash if they jumped in it. Plans to do this experiment on the way home. Forgets. ENTP: Walks through the puddle and kicks excess water off their shoes at their companions. INTJ: Takes a large (but dignified) step over the puddle. ENTJ: Stomps in the puddle. INFJ: Steps over the puddle and calls over their shoulder at their companions to warn them that there is a puddle. ENFJ: Steps over the puddle and waits on the other side of it to usher everyone else safely across. INFP: Walks straight through the puddle, managing to completely soak their socks but pays it no mind. ENFP: Jumps into the puddle shouting “PUDDLE!” ISFJ: Skips over the puddle and apologises. No one is sure why they apologised. Probably on behalf of the puddle. ESFJ: Steps around the puddle, taking care not to accidentally splash anyone. ISTJ: Noticed the puddle as soon as it came into view and was already on a course around it. ESTJ: Took the same tactic as ISTJ, making sure that everyone else was aware of the puddle and followed them in single file around it. ISTP: Kicked some rocks into the puddle and used them as stepping stones. ESTP: Charges at the puddle and splashes everyone in their company. ISFP: Stands in the puddle and takes a photo of their feet. ESFP: Drags a companion into the puddle and starts a splash fight.

[speakyourtruthwithlove-deactiva]

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get stuff done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg....

[fun-mbti-analysis]

Do The MBTI Types Want To Build A Snowman? ENFJ: Yes!!! INFJ: Hmm…yes, what’s his name? Can he wear a blue scarf? ENFP: *sings* Come on let’s go and plaaayyyy I never see you anymoreeee come out the door, it’s like you’ve gone awayyyyyy INFP: Can’t we just stay inside and read and drink hot...

[intj-confessions]

Anon Asked:

Could u describe an immature INTJ? Like, some of their more prominent characteristics?

[intj-confessions]

Very strongly opinionated, but without a lot of life experience to back it up. This makes their world view very judgmental and narrow, but they won’t realize it.

Self-centered

Thinking their type...

[oiblackestsheep]

INTJ vs. ESFP debating which is better: cake or ice cream. ESFP defending cake.

ESFP: Cake is just so fluffy and amazing, though! Ice cream is just all… messy and drippy.

INTJ: Cake is just as messy. All you have to do is stab a piece and the crumbs fall all over the place.

ESFP: Yeah, but with cake you get different textures through the whole thing. You get the frosting, and the fluffy, and the middle part.

INTJ: Ice cream has different blends of flavors and textures, too. You can’t have Reese’s Cups in cake.

ESFP: You can’t have frosting in ice cream, though!

INTJ: But you can add whipped cream. And cherries. Those go way better with ice cream than cake.

ESFP: Fruits in the middle of your sweets are stupid.

INTJ: If they’re so stupid then why do people-

ESFP: Just let me live my life!

INTJ: But you asked me-

ESFP: Ah!

INTJ: If I can just-

ESFP: Huh?

INTJ: Okay, fine.

ESFP: …

INTJ: …

ESFP: … Ice cream cake is pretty good, though.

INTJ: The best.

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At least, I think that’s how it would go. Correct me if I’m wrong. I just happen to debate with my ESFP a lot.