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@idk-i-literally-just-work-here
kailani mako bataan. some people call me kai, kaikai, or other nicknames. they/them but i don’t really care. i live in o’ahu. i work at a convenience store monday through friday, and at a grocery store some weekends.
we don’t exactly have any policy related to supernatural creatures, but it’s come up a few times. more often now, actually. personally, i don’t care as long as you aren’t being a dick. that seems to work out well enough for me.
seeya.
[Everyone's minding their business at evilcon. While random people noclipping into the function is probably normal, Maddison doubts anyone has seen a car run into the place at full speed.]
[If they haven't, they have now.]
[One of evilcon's vehicles swerves through the place for a few seconds. Then, hits something and comes to a stop.]
[A certain archival crew comes out of the backseat. A few moments later, the driver. Holding a camera at their side, they inspect whatever just happened.]
[kailani, only just having dropped off a few avatars, leaves their cab to see what happened.]
[After a few seconds of looking, the person outside the car decides.. it's probably fine. They open the door to get in the driver's seat until they freeze, spotting Kailani.]
[Maddison expects to be scolded, since the other is in an evilcon uniform as well.]
uh… pretty sure you should get that fixed.
"I'll fix the car once I find somewhere to park it."
[No remorse for the property damage they caused.]
…kinda doubt you’ll be able to park it in the first place. given, y’know.
[they gesture at the crash.]
"...It's not that bad."
did you do the go breakneck speed into a wall thing?
"Yeah. The guy on the other end told me to 'just wing it' basically."
wow. i didn’t need to do that one, so uh…
"...Well, what did you do?"
[She would love it if she never had to do that again.]
followed the directions? they made no sense, but it's not like i'm getting paid to make the map, so.
[Everyone's minding their business at evilcon. While random people noclipping into the function is probably normal, Maddison doubts anyone has seen a car run into the place at full speed.]
[If they haven't, they have now.]
[One of evilcon's vehicles swerves through the place for a few seconds. Then, hits something and comes to a stop.]
[A certain archival crew comes out of the backseat. A few moments later, the driver. Holding a camera at their side, they inspect whatever just happened.]
[kailani, only just having dropped off a few avatars, leaves their cab to see what happened.]
[After a few seconds of looking, the person outside the car decides.. it's probably fine. They open the door to get in the driver's seat until they freeze, spotting Kailani.]
[Maddison expects to be scolded, since the other is in an evilcon uniform as well.]
uh… pretty sure you should get that fixed.
"I'll fix the car once I find somewhere to park it."
[No remorse for the property damage they caused.]
…kinda doubt you’ll be able to park it in the first place. given, y’know.
[they gesture at the crash.]
"...It's not that bad."
did you do the go breakneck speed into a wall thing?
"Yeah. The guy on the other end told me to 'just wing it' basically."
wow. i didn’t need to do that one, so uh…
[Everyone's minding their business at evilcon. While random people noclipping into the function is probably normal, Maddison doubts anyone has seen a car run into the place at full speed.]
[If they haven't, they have now.]
[One of evilcon's vehicles swerves through the place for a few seconds. Then, hits something and comes to a stop.]
[A certain archival crew comes out of the backseat. A few moments later, the driver. Holding a camera at their side, they inspect whatever just happened.]
[kailani, only just having dropped off a few avatars, leaves their cab to see what happened.]
[After a few seconds of looking, the person outside the car decides.. it's probably fine. They open the door to get in the driver's seat until they freeze, spotting Kailani.]
[Maddison expects to be scolded, since the other is in an evilcon uniform as well.]
uh… pretty sure you should get that fixed.
"I'll fix the car once I find somewhere to park it."
[No remorse for the property damage they caused.]
…kinda doubt you’ll be able to park it in the first place. given, y’know.
[they gesture at the crash.]
"...It's not that bad."
did you do the go breakneck speed into a wall thing?
[Everyone's minding their business at evilcon. While random people noclipping into the function is probably normal, Maddison doubts anyone has seen a car run into the place at full speed.]
[If they haven't, they have now.]
[One of evilcon's vehicles swerves through the place for a few seconds. Then, hits something and comes to a stop.]
[A certain archival crew comes out of the backseat. A few moments later, the driver. Holding a camera at their side, they inspect whatever just happened.]
[kailani, only just having dropped off a few avatars, leaves their cab to see what happened.]
[After a few seconds of looking, the person outside the car decides.. it's probably fine. They open the door to get in the driver's seat until they freeze, spotting Kailani.]
[Maddison expects to be scolded, since the other is in an evilcon uniform as well.]
uh… pretty sure you should get that fixed.
"I'll fix the car once I find somewhere to park it."
[No remorse for the property damage they caused.]
…kinda doubt you’ll be able to park it in the first place. given, y’know.
[they gesture at the crash.]
[Everyone's minding their business at evilcon. While random people noclipping into the function is probably normal, Maddison doubts anyone has seen a car run into the place at full speed.]
[If they haven't, they have now.]
[One of evilcon's vehicles swerves through the place for a few seconds. Then, hits something and comes to a stop.]
[A certain archival crew comes out of the backseat. A few moments later, the driver. Holding a camera at their side, they inspect whatever just happened.]
[kailani, only just having dropped off a few avatars, leaves their cab to see what happened.]
[After a few seconds of looking, the person outside the car decides.. it's probably fine. They open the door to get in the driver's seat until they freeze, spotting Kailani.]
[Maddison expects to be scolded, since the other is in an evilcon uniform as well.]
uh… pretty sure you should get that fixed.
[Everyone's minding their business at evilcon. While random people noclipping into the function is probably normal, Maddison doubts anyone has seen a car run into the place at full speed.]
[If they haven't, they have now.]
[One of evilcon's vehicles swerves through the place for a few seconds. Then, hits something and comes to a stop.]
[A certain archival crew comes out of the backseat. A few moments later, the driver. Holding a camera at their side, they inspect whatever just happened.]
[kailani, only just having dropped off a few avatars, leaves their cab to see what happened.]
[kaikai waited at their stop to see if anyone would get in. evilcon started today, so it was time for their job to actually start.]
bro got kidnapped just to be a choffur or something lmaoooooo
only benefit is the pay is good man
ok the job comes with fucking interviews apparently. im not even gonna get paid for that fml
they gave us a stupid uniform oh my god
Do you know who you are?
@rosalind-learns-blogging
i mean yeah
Are you suuuure?
i think if i didn’t i’d have a lot more to worry about
I guess so! Can I have your name?
it’s… no, wait, words. you can’t have it.
Awh. Not even to borrow?
nope. kiiinda attached to the stuff i have right now and i’d rather not lose my name of all things
Aw, okay. What are you attached to? Why?
not telling :/
Do you know who you are?
@rosalind-learns-blogging
i mean yeah
Are you suuuure?
i think if i didn’t i’d have a lot more to worry about
I guess so! Can I have your name?
it’s… no, wait, words. you can’t have it.
Awh. Not even to borrow?
nope. kiiinda attached to the stuff i have right now and i’d rather not lose my name of all things
Do you know who you are?
@rosalind-learns-blogging
i mean yeah
Are you suuuure?
i think if i didn’t i’d have a lot more to worry about
I guess so! Can I have your name?
it’s… no, wait, words. you can’t have it.
transportation methods
[pt: transportation methods]
(link to main info here)
basically: sannikov land isnt real. how do we get there
evilcon has provided official ways to get there n shit, aka we made a bunch of stuff up
note: you are still free to volunteer your character(s) to be on one (or more) of the lists! just ask :D
vehicle
buses, boats, trains, taxis, submarines, and airplanes to escort people to evilcon. all evilcon vehicles are marked with the evilcon logo. identification (but not necessarily a physical id) required to board. vehicles are manned by:
- kailani bataan @idk-i-literally-just-work-here
- rosie zampano @local-ghostbuster-deceptionist
- maddison @attention-breaking-news
- various unnamed mannequins (all gratitude to the circus of the other)
collaboration with entities
help offered by several non people. identification (but not necessarily a physical id) required to get that help. list of volunteers:
- michael @does-he-know-about-the-door
- michael @thecooldoor
- michael @distcrticn
- m. e. @attention-breaking-news
- eva palladino @mag-inst-sec
- anon 67 @totally-anon-67
miscellaneous
ways to get to sannikov land that aren’t officially regulated by evilcon
- intentionally get lost in a train station or an airport
- run as fast as you can into a wall beside the area with a power outlet
h. hey what. is that why i was fucking kidnapped and am now taking lessons on how to drive a fucking submarine. what the hell
Do you know who you are?
@rosalind-learns-blogging
i mean yeah
Are you suuuure?
i think if i didn’t i’d have a lot more to worry about
Do you know who you are?
@rosalind-learns-blogging
i mean yeah
