“i would never nuke you.” “he has alexandria’s constipation.” “a video for your ears, also known as a song.” “give this man some breathing room and let him kill himself.” “toilet training for eternity in hell.” “the pistols are shit-ass.” “just because i love him very much does not mean he wouldn't be an eboy.” “when you’re talking to your friend and you bust out the real skull.” “why fake your death? just die.” “being tased will make you pretty sad.” “i’m doing a traumatic reading.” “stop hitting me with your bike!” “marxism is when you share one toilet.” “don’t be funny while i’m gone.” “this is i’m gonna fucking kill you-core.” “i can’t look at your asshole right now, we just got nuked.” “you expect bald men to let others sleep?” “i hope the ghost escapes my computer and haunts my real bedroom.” “a war is happening in my ass.” “just go and actually die. don’t be a pussy about it.” “please put your autism away.” “you think you can walk onto my property unscathed?” “what area-of-effect thing is going on with me right now? am i diseased?” “what if you died because you ingested [names]’ hair?” “i need to join that sewer.” “i’m in a room with only toilets and no privacy.” “the biggest planes……………………… explode the hardest” “you must be autisticized.” “i can’t wait to get my human voucher.” “i was a bald ass baby.” “yeah i hope my best friend is suffering right now.” “it adds to his rat-like energy.” “i had to crucify my dragon fruit cactus.” “i was born with a glass cock and paper balls.” “i’m like a guy without hair, with hair.” “kill him. or else he will live. make your choice.” “there’s a special kind of boy that should die.” “he’s a misogynist because i don’t like him.” “rough and tumble baldy.” “all men are bald, that’s sexual dimorphism 101.”