[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[fnordseer]

YOU live in a society. i live in an epic cave

[venerable-thief]

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[karvina]

swerving to avoid a dust speck in the middle of the highway and the guy behind me honks but when he runs into it his car is completely blasted apart

[serethereal]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

[catchymemes]

[luthienne]

Mahmoud Darwish, from Journal of an Ordinary Grief (tr. from the Arabic by Ibrahim Muhawi)

[Text ID: A place is not only a geographical area; it's also a state of mind. And trees are not just trees; they are the ribs of childhood.]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[headspace-hotel]

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

[purkinje-effect]

[dragoninahumancostume]

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

[iota-andromedae]

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

[azures-grace]

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

[nyarevar]

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

[shinelikethunder]

when John Denver sings "life is old here, older than the trees, younger than the mountains" he is in fact not messing around

[punchspeedchunk]

The OLDEST mountain range on earth are the Barberton Mountains in South Africa, which are 3.5 billion y/o. The Appalachians, while ancient, sit around 1.1 billion, which is not to be sneezed at. I'm not sure if there are many ranges that sit somewhere between the two, I didn't end up doing that much research, but being in the billions of years is fascinating! All that time eroding, can you imagine how much taller both were when new? By contrast, the Great Dividing Range of Australia, while quite similar to the Appalachians, is only 300 million years old. Practically a baby XD

[ruinedchildhood]

[where-is-the-angst]

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kirkendauhl]

[mint-swirl]

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

[mint-swirl]

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

[svartibaldr]