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questionably-cryptid

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

honestly I could go for a cold beer

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT THE EEL SHRINE. DO NOT DERAIL.

let’s all make a perfectly silent noise

dogpuppy

notecardpasta

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

goodnight everyone. dream about my magnificent beetle trick

Ladies only like me for my dedication to the Eel Shrine, once they learn I also have affinity with Pig Manipulation and Tiger Leap they detest me so

just got a vision-blurring migraine in the middle of an important phone call. witches are conspiring to tickle my belly

We have to put on one last show to save the local Eel Shrine from being sold to Company Dedicated to Eel Shrine Destruction LLC

mousiebites

i need to take my work stress out on my bed wench

#🥰 im sorry to hear that my love 🥰🥰

cryptotheism

I had a dream that Jamie and I got trapped in a release copy of paper Mario the thousand year door. But the copy was also owned by a famous YouTube let's player. We tried to alter the course of history by warning the YouTuber via Ben Drowned type shit.

jame7t

you’re dreaming about me because you’re obsessed + confuse me often with goombella