I dreamed about...

(something pretty weird, and probably involving airports, gangsters or capers)

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had a dream that i was interviewed in fox news about the stated financial goals of doge and their failure to remotely reach said goals, i was such a sarcastic little bitch and the reporter didn't understand the critique

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had a dream a murderer came to my neighborhood, drained all the car batteries so there'd be no getaway cars, and got to killing. i managed to escape because i had a dream about taking a book from a medieval abbey that compelled me to unquestioningly leave the house, snag the murder's car for a bit, then change to a bike and call for help

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ugh i dreamed there were parasites in my toothbrush

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dreamed i went to a plant show with my roomits, and snuck up on rafiq as he sat with a business analyst in the children's library

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has this dream that it was Mary who stormed the temple and caused a ruckus because she'd been possessed by Jesus, a troublesome ghost/spirit type guy who had a history of possessing people and running wild while he had a corporeal form to run wild with

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i had a dream mark rylance was my math tutor (i thought i was done with school but i had a math course left?) and he taught me to use a slide rule. which turned out to be so simple. "Yes, it's very simple. If you can't do something you should be show me where your equipment is broken or explain why you were asleep."

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had a dream i was processing in a roman triumph on an elephant who became a hungry hungry horse when i dismounted, who then became my pet lamb person when i fed it, and we sat together and ate salad

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dreamed my mom and i were sewing a duvet cover and we didn't realize at first we weren't doing the same things the same way

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dreamed i went cave diving with my roommates to check out this modern art piece (a body laid out on a ledge with stuffed animals) but i was too afraid to swim into the dark and i wasn't sure if my tiny phone flashlight would be bright enough to guide the others back

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dreamed i went grocery shopping with my mom ad and brother at the biggest grocery store in the world, and when i took my mom to find the lemons we got separated from my dad and brother so i found myself leaping into a moving (stolen?) car driven by my mom to get home

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i dreamed a sliding doors type romance movie with five alternate timelines, 4 main characters, and one optional ending.

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dreamed i was sailing around the arctic, and a guy who stomps around my neighborhood was there and was actually a nice guy, and this archaeologist i follow on instagram was there and fed the baby orcas we kept accidentally fatally injuring to her dogs, partly also to keep her dogs from eating this other dog alive

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oh in this dream i gave a kitten to its mother and leaned in to listen to the purring

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had a dream where part of my mom's arm flesh had been flailed off but she didn't seem too concerned

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has a dream i got invited to an office party, got roped in to making a flower arrangement (to which we stapled(!) eggs(!!)) and then they wheeled by brother out on a stretcher, looking like he'd failed to do a backflip, only he said it was "scrapes"

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had a dream we had a friend who died (?) unexpectedly— maybe just fell ill and went to the hospital— but while visiting we came under suspicion from the police that this was actually a hit and we were international drug smugglers

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had a dream i was at a naval museum with actual bottles of rum on display, but i had to go report a man for drinking the exhibit