The New Wolfe

IDRIS CAIN WOLFE It's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves.

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[idriscainwolfe]

F2F: [Viggo, with a crooked smile, teasingly nudges.] Are you saying that I could fit in at a strip club fairly well?

F2F:  I’m saying that my Saint is best at anything and everything.

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F2F: Well, I'm glad for that. I would have had to take lessons to keep up if you were interested.

F2F:  My Saint has no need to take any kind of lesson, for he is already the best at everything.

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F2F: [At the last words to leave Idris' mouth, Viggo laughs back.] I was being delicate. It's odd hearing it come from you... not in a bad way, though.

F2F:  I need to clarify that I’ve never been to one and I’ve no desire to go to one, ever.

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F2F: Uh... not exactly.. [Another chuckle escapes.] It's something that happens at... well, a night club, and it means that someone throws money in the air on a dancer...

F2F: ... Oh.  [A laugh is let out in turn]  That’s actually pretty funny.  [Tilting his head slightly, hazel eyes meet the warm amber gaze]  I don’t think it’s night club we’re talking about then, more like a strip club.

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F2F: I know that's not true, but it's nice to hear. [Lips brush against Idris' temple before pulling back.] ...I want to ask something... Do you know the other meaning of... the rain?

F2F: ... Shower?

[idriscainwolfe]

F2F: [He chuckles softly.] I can't have that kind of rain in the house either, but... you like that look a lot?

F2F: To be honest, you look good in any look.

[idriscainwolfe]

F2F: Just in case you were wondering, all I'll ever ask in our bedroom is that you never make it rain.

F2F: Why not?  If I remember correctly, the drenched look suits you.

[idriscainwolfe]

What if Viggo was just waiting for you on a sex swing? Like you just walking in and see him just sprawled out in all the right ways and you're like BUY ME THAT LOTTERY TICKET IMMA MAKE IT RAIN

I’ll give you credit for having a vivid imagination and I’m really flattered that you’re so interested in our lives, but I think this question is totally going out of scope now.

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BUT JUST IMAGINE. Viggo wearing like the worst damn outfit of all time, and you're like trying to fix your man up by changing him out and BAM you see it and you're like dayum... happy birthday to me

First of all, Viggo doesn’t need any fixing.  Secondly, everyday with Viggo is a pretty perfect happy birthday to me.

I know, I’m the luckiest person ever and if I were a gambler, I would be buying the lottery everyday.

[idriscainwolfe]

You don't think it would be hot to have your husband just waiting for you all day?

Viggo is hot just by being alive.

Viggo doesn’t need to do anything, he’s already perfect the way he is.

[idriscainwolfe]

SO, you would be the one to want Viggo to wear one then

Okay, you definitely sent this to the wrong mailbox.

[idriscainwolfe]

But how would you react if Viggo wanted you to wear a chastity belt? And to follow that up, would you ever wear one?

Well, I don’t think the answer to this one is necessary, since I’m sure you must’ve sent this to the wrong person.

[idriscainwolfe]

What would you do if Viggo had some crazy sex kinks?

Nothing Viggo does is ever crazy.

[idriscainwolfe]

I can drive, thank you. I can be there to get you at 4.

If that’s not too much trouble for you, I really appreciate it.

Thank you, Major General Wolfe.  I really appreciate it. 

[idriscainwolfe]

No. I want you to go bowling with me Saturday.

It’d be an honor.

Sure! Looking forward to seeing you then.

That sounds good.  When’s a good time for me to pick you up?

[idriscainwolfe]

What are your plans for next week, Idris?

I don’t have any plans right now.  Is there something I can help you with?