fit check for my napalm era

fitz | 35 | she/her | tired, confused, probably hungry

[iftheshoef1tz]

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ACOTAR Multi-Chapter Fics

our bodies, possessed by light: Azriel finds himself at the center of trouble brewing in the Hewn City, with a certain Vanserra brother sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong. NSFW. Complete. (Azriel/Eris, some Azriel/OMC)

Howl: When Azriel suspects that werewolves are behind the disappearance of his brother, he turns to the only werewolf expert he knows. Unfortunately for Azriel, Eris might be the werewolf he's been looking for. NSFW. Complete. (Azriel/Eris, one-sided Azriel/Cassian, incidental Nesta/Cassian, Gwyn/Nesta/Cassian, Feyre/Rhysand, Elain/Azriel, Elain/Lucien)

I, Carrion: There is something wrong, but Eris cannot remember what. Written for the 2024 ACOTAR Secret Santa Exchange. NSFW. Complete. (Azriel/Eris)

On Earth Without A Name: Azriel has been a reaper for nearly four centuries. He is used to things happening in predictable ways: he collects souls, he dies, he comes back to life. Until Eris Vanserra dies unexpectedly and changes everything. Written for the 2025 ACOTAR Secret Santa exchange. NSFW. WIP. (Azriel/Eris, incidental Nesta/Cassian, Azriel/Elain)

Timshel: Compassion still doesn’t come naturally to Eris. As a child, it had been offered stonily, if offered at all, and even then only in the most stilted, unhelpful of sentences. But this is Azriel, who he has known twenty years. Azriel, who is trying not to cry over the death of his mother. Or, a love story on two timelines. For Azris Week 2025, Day 1: Creature Feature. NSFW. Complete. (Azriel/Eris)

what hath night to do with sleep: In 1968, Eris Vanserra is leading a double life. In West Berlin, he is a promising new doctor who frequents queer clubs, fucking his way through his friend circle. In his parents’ village, though, he walks the thin line between success and failure under his father’s brutal repression. Eventually, he realizes there can be no way forward unless he takes matters into his own hands. He summons a demon. NSFW. Complete. (Azriel/Eris, Eris/Nesta, Eris/Nesta/Azriel, Eris/Nesta/Cassian, some Eris/Kallias, incidental Eris/Feyre/Rhys and Elain/Lucien)

you come back with gravity: Elain and Lucien finally take the first step towards accepting their mating bond. Lucien travels to Vallahan, where Elain is completing her studies, but soon after he arrives, Elain’s professor turns up dead. Against this backdrop, they must navigate a murder investigation and their own complicated histories, both with each other and with their other lovers. Written for ACOTAR Poly Week 2024, Day 7: Free Day. WIP. (Elain/Lucien, Lucien/Vassa/Jurian, Mor/Elain, incidental Azriel/Eris)

ACOTAR One-Shots

Auld Lang Syne: Elain and Lucien are getting married on New Year's Eve, and there are some memories that won't stay in Nesta's past. [modern musician AU] NSFW. Written for 2022 ACOTAR Secret Santa Exchange. (Nesta/Eris, Nesta/Cassian, Eris/Azriel, some Elain/Lucien)

A Court of Hounds and Shadows: They circle each other like hawks, unable to stay away from each other for long. Or: A Very Azris Solstice. NSFW. (Azriel/Eris)

Freedom From the Body: “A boon,” Eris murmurs, and Azriel’s nails pause. They are still against Eris’s stomach, still threats that make Eris’s blood sing. “I would ask a boon of you.” Written for Azris Week 2026, Day 4: Dark and Stormy Night. Mostly SFW. (Azriel/Eris.)

Hollow: The person who steps into the flickering light is not her sister. His hair is astonishingly red against the dark green of his shirt. The laces are undone at his throat, and she follows the column of it up to the unimpressed mouth, the thick eyebrows quirked in feigned confusion. The hope in Nesta’s chest withers away. Eris Vanserra stands at the threshold, but he doesn’t look guilty for being caught. Eris gets to Nesta before the Valkyries. For Eris Week 2025, Day 5: Enemy/Ally. SFW. (Nesta/Eris, unrequited Azriel/Eris, unrequited Nesta/Cassian.)

I Come With Knives: A party on the continent, hosted by one of Koschei’s lackeys, goes awry. Nearly magicless, Azriel and Eris must survive on the continent together or die trying. Inspired by The Nutcracker, with a helping of Polish folk tales. Written for the 2023 ACOTAR Secret Santa Exchange. NSFW. (Azriel/Eris)

in the middle, somewhat elevated: Gwyn is a former ballerina, and she mostly enjoys her life working in her best friend's tattoo parlor. Azriel is a client of theirs with control issues. They fuck about it. Written for Acotar Omegaverse Week 2024, Day 4: Getting Knotty. NSFW. (Gwyn/Azriel)

Intermezzo: Three snapshots of Eris, pianist, and Azriel, a cellist who Eris thinks he loves. Written for Eris Week 2024, Day 4: Traditions | Hounds. SFW. (Azriel/Eris)

my heartbeat and its racing: Set in the universe for Auld Lang Syne. Prompted by Krem, misremembered by Fitz: “azris first kiss, in the rain.” (Azriel/Eris)

Not Unspectacular Things: There are times, lying in the twilight, that Azriel can feel it beginning to all come apart. Written for the Azris Week 2025 Hype Bat Challenge winner. (Azriel/Eris)

Toeing the Line: Strumming the Harp has unintended consequences. (Beron/Beron)

Triptych: Laurent wants his mother, and that’s apparently what Azriel is. A companion piece to Howl, in three short parts. (Azriel/Eris)

the stars and spaces in between: Eris Vanserra is on the run from his responsibilities, separated from his traveling party in the unforgiving snows of Svalbard. Things get more complicated from there. For Azris Week 2024, Day 2: Familiars. NSFW. (Azriel/Eris)

your greedy eyes upon me: Four times Azriel and Eris kissed someone else, and one time they kissed each other. For Azris Week 2023 Day 2. (Azriel/Eris)

Crescent City One-Shots

High For This: Bars are for forgetting, and Ithan just wants to forget, even for a little while. (Takes place between chapters 7 and 8 of HOEAB.) NSFW. (Ithan/Tharion)

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[lizzo78]

The Calling

Hello -

The next chapter of my attempt at a time loop Azris story is up Ao3. Enjoy! Or not.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86536916/chapters/231304321

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[fractally]

Oh one BIG reason I think the general public in Canada especially would be extremely pro-Shane Hollander even post-outing: he imports Ilya Rozanov and he doesn't leave Canada even when the situation in Montreal goes sideways

It's honestly impossible to overstate what a big deal that is. Canada constantly losing their hockey talent to US teams and the Stanley drought...it doesn't fucking matter what went down with those French Canadians, the rest of the country is ignoring that, he's still their hero.

When Ilya steps out in a Team Canada jersey at the 2026 Olympics and they crush team USA 6-0 in the gold medal match Shane would be instantly deified as the first Canadian saint.

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[chunkypossum]

All of Me on AO3

Wooo hoo! It’s complete!

Azris X Eris || Chapter 4/4 - 6800 words || 16k total

Partially based on this random comic I sketched off a prompt I can’t even remember now

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[hornysadfrog]

Fifty years is a long time

Chapter 2/2 is up! Thank you to everyone for reading and commenting 🥹 I hope you enjoy the ending! ❤️

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Words (total): 9833

Spoiler-free summary:

After fifty years behind the shield, the first sight of Eris leaves Azriel feeling things he can’t explain. Something is wrong. Something happened under the mountain, and Azriel intends to uncover the truth.

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[wrraccountant]

Project Codename: Metamorphosis

Chapter 9 of Project Codename: Metamorphosis, "Too Much of a Good Thing," has been posted on AO3.

Azriel and Eris learn to coexist in the same space. Azriel's mission to the clergy of Autumn is educational, if not illuminating.

Project Codename: Metamorphosis is a canon-divergent AU, with A/B/O dynamics, set at the end of the first book in the ACOTAR series. Features a slow-burn romance with Azriel and Eris Vanserra (Azris), with eventual explicit sexual content. Tags will be updated each chapter.

Pictures in the banner courtesy of the public domain image archive

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[lizzo78]

The Calling

Ch 1: The First Death of Eris Vanserra

Hello - the next chapter of my time loop fic is up on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/86536916/chapters/229790289

Tag List: @mistandmemories @jules-writes-stories @chunkypossum @the-darkestminds @iftheshoef1tz @wrraccountant @irithiadourden @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @olenvasynyt @buffy-vanserra @thesourcabbage @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @tessville @bloodyplunder @fourteentrout @talibunny30 @tovibeornottovibe @g00seg1rl

[nerdygaymormon]

[dunkthebiscuit]

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

[heavenisnofeeling]

Last day of @azrisweek

Had a lot of fun and people in this corner of the fandom are soooo talented, it's incredible. Thanks so much for organizing 🖤🩷🖤

Day 7: Free Day

Is it lust? Is it violence? Attraction? Repulsion?

I recently saw Edvard Munch‘s The Bite on tumblr and thought: Azriiiiissss!!! and wanted to see if I could play with the reference a bit to get looser in my drawings.

Sketching digitally didn‘t work for me; sometimes I just need a thick marker and a fountain pen. I don‘t know if I will come back to it but I love looking at other people‘s rough sketches. So, here‘s one from me.

Reference and taglist

Edvard Munch-The Bite

Taglist

@irithiadourden @mistandmemories @chunkypossum @jules-writes-stories

[shadowsandlint]

Bad Things (With You)

Azriel/Eris, Explicit, 6 764 words, 1/2 chapters

Azris Week day 5: Favorite Trope/AU

My brain has been full of Heated Rivalry for months, so I had no choice but to make it as an AU for Azriel and Eris, lol. This is purely self-indulgent, but I'm probably not alone in thinking it's a good idea, so here you are!

Title is obviously from "Bad Things" by Cailin Russo ❤️

Summary: Azriel has kept away from rival hockey player Eris Vanserra for two years, but for some reason his resolve is cracking. Eris, on the other hand, has been pushing to reconnect just as long, and he is set on finally getting what he wants. Which is Azriel.

Elise: How many times can you come in an hour? Ariel: The fuck is wrong with you Ariel: We're about to play a game against each other!!!!!! Elise: [attached: selfie of a shirtless Eris, his hockey gear with nr 11 Vanserra visible in the visitor's stall behind him] Elise: Duh Seen Elise: If you won't tell me, I'll just have to come over and find out Elise: Really test the limits of your body Elise: You can log it as exercise on that sponsored watch of yours Ariel: … Ariel: Idk, a couple times if I'm really into it Elise: 😈 Elise: You will be Azriel stared at his phone open-mouthed, his face a hot mess. "Whatchu looking at?" Cassian asked from the stall beside him. Quickly closing his mouth, Azriel glanced down at him, at the tape he was wrapping around his stick. He was suddenly grateful to be wearing a jockstrap. "Nothing." Cassian grinned. "Whoever it is, tell them I said hello." "Fat chance," Azriel mumbled. Just as he was about to put his phone down, it buzzed again. He didn't even have time to talk himself out of checking it before he confirmed it was Eris Vanserra again. Elise: Are you as hard as I am right now? Azriel slammed his phone down so hard the screen might have broken. His ears were ringing. No way in hell was he gonna tell Vanserra yes.

Read the rest on ao3!

[shadowsandlint]

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[chunkypossum]

It’s @azrisweek day 5: Au/favorite trope!!!

This week is going by too fast 😭

I wish I had written something for this. WAIT ... is whump a trope? Because I might have something ready later. You know that's my favorite.

For now, I give you more messy Azris art in a modern setting because I love a good Modern Azris AU.

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[lizzo78]

Alert! Time loop fic!

My submission for Azris Week 2026 Day 5: Favorite Trope

sorry not sorry

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86536916/chapters/228977106

Tag List: @mistandmemories @jules-writes-stories @chunkypossum @the-darkestminds @iftheshoef1tz @wrraccountant @irithiadourden @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog

[iftheshoef1tz]

TIME LOOP TIME LOOP TIME LOOP

[chunkypossum]

@azrisweek Day 4: Dark and Stormy Night

All of Me Part 2 on A03 3k words

When Eris finally had the nerve to look down, he thought he might throw up

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[chunkypossum]

Art created by our wonderful @thesourcabbage !!! Follow, like and share the shit out of her work because she is incredible. The delicious Azris you’ve given us over the years deserves the highest praise. This is no exception. I’m in love!!!

A gift commissioned by me for @the-darkestminds and her series He Comes at Night ….horribly heartbreaking like all her best stuff is! Another kismet encounter that this is the story Cabbage picked to draw and it fits perfectly with today’s theme.

Julia!!!! Thank you for being a part of this community and for everything you've done to keep it alive. Seeing all that you have given Azris and the Azris freaks constantly inspires me. You are a master of breaking hearts in the most artistic ways. Everything you make speaks to me in a way no one else's work can. It satisfies my whumpiest cravings! I hope creation, no matter the form it takes, is nothing but a joy for you from now until forever!

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[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[hornysadfrog]

Dark and Stormy Night

aka @azrisweek day 4

The spirit of azris week possessed me - Dark and Stormy Night is such a mood, I made this last minute sketch that is pure vibes of their push and pull relationship. You need to come up with a story for this illustration yourself 🤭

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