*A Sabre in a green peasant's outfit, reminiscent of Assassin's Creed, appears before you. His lower torso appears to be missing, save for his spine.*
Aha! Hellooooooo everybody! Suffice to say, this little place is quite a spectacle! We'll have all manners of Steves and oddities, all of which can be inquired further right here! We'll also serve as a dream journal, in case of further expansion!









