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MBTI Types Reacting To MBTI Posts
The "Of course this post resonates, that's the beauty of the Barnum Effect" Gang: ENTP, INTJ, INTP, ISTJ, ISTP.
The "OMG, THAT'S SO ME" Gang: ENFP, INFJ, INFP, ISFP, ISFJ.
The Gang That Didn't See The Post Because They Have A Life: ENTJ, ESTJ, ESTP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESFP.
INxJ... Conversations? #3
INTJ and INFJ: *try to high five*
INTJ and INFJ: *miss*
INTJ and INFJ: *blame inferior Se*
MBTI Types Dancing On The Bed
[HIGHLY STEREOTYPICAL]
Dancing on the bed like there's no tomorrow: ENFJ, ENFP, ESFP, INFP, ESTP, ISFP, ESFJ
Laughs but doesn't join: INFJ, ISTJ, ISFJ, ISTP
Judging you: ENTJ, ESTJ, INTJ
Walks past because they didn't see you dancing: INTP
Invents a new sort of dance move and accidentally makes it viral: ENTP
[A big thanks to @leme8you for helping me correct this!]
Things The MBTI Types Have Said To Me (An INTJ Female)
IxFP: "Okay, so I know this is a bit rich coming from me of all people, but YOU NEED TO STOP SPACING OUT, WOMAN."
xNTP: "Man, and I thought I was clumsy. HA!"
ESxP: "I WILL MAKE YOU DANCE BY THE END OF THIS YEAR AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME."
Fellow INTJs: *formal handshake* *blissful, mutual, natural silence*
INFJ: "I checked out that thing you told me to. It's AWESOME."
xSTJ: "Ah, yes, as I was saying. The political situation in India..."
ENFx: *random pieces of daily gossip I never remember*
xSFJ: *ask me how I am, which makes me really doubtful. I know they are being nice, though.*
ISTP: "... So, INTJ..."
ENTJ: *excitedly* "Do you want to hear about how I told that Suzie to do her job properly?" *malicious glint in the eye* "I made her cry, I did."
Alright guys, so this is a test...
REBLOG WITH YOUR MBTI TYPE PLEASE. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MANY OF THE TYPES ARE ON HERE. THANK YOU. DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF MBTI.
I'll go first.
INTJ
The MBTI Types As Songs I've Heard (And Love: Part II)
[Okay, so here's the post for all the Perceiving types! Please do let me know if you liked the songs!]
ISFP: Purest of Pain by Son By Four.
ISTP: Streets of Philadelphia by Bruce Springsteen
ENFP: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
ENTP: The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens
INTP: Tragedy by the Bee Gees
INFP: San Francisco by Scott McKenzie
ESTP: Careless Whisper by George Michael
ESFP: Bamboleo by the Gipsy Kings
The MBTI Types As Songs I've Heard (And Love): Part I
[I strongly recommend you listen to all. Part II to follow soon! Please do let me know if you liked the songs!
NOTE: This post is for all the J Types]
INTJ: Hotel California by The Eagles
ENTJ: Modern Woman by Billy Joel
ISTJ: Every Time I Close My Eyes by Babyface
ESTJ: You Win Again by the Bee Gees
INFJ: Yesterday by The Beatles
ENFJ: Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel
ISFJ: Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel
ESFJ: You Sang To Me by Marc Anthony
The MBTI Types As Perceived By A Female INTJ
[Geddit? No? Ah, well. I'm not going to judge you.]
ENTP:
- will pick a fight with you for recreation
- pretty talented, but not a jack-of-all-trades
- charming, IF they want to be
- awesome NT jokes
INTP:
- lost af
- STEM JOKES™
- life ambition is to be an INTJ. I prefer them as an INTP, though
ENTJ:
- looks like a bubbly kitten, will scratch your face off
- will win literally anyone over with their charisma, confidence and leadership qualities
- Sneers™
Other INTJs:
- they're awesome, because they're like me
- but seriously, bright anti-social loners who can lead but won't lead to save their life
- trips over words in new company, Grammar Nazis with close friends
ENFP:
- I know the stereotype, but I frankly DO NOT GET ALONG with ENFPs
- good substance, but their irresponsibility does make me a bit annoyed
- I want to shout at them, but at the same time, I don't
INFP:
- sensitive, but pretty good once they realise my basic nature is hostile
- Goofy™
- I just want to wrap one up and take them home with me
INFJ:
- my favourite
- Dad Joke Enthusiasts™
- Nerds in Hiding™
ENFJ:
- social butterflies
- the least intuitive of the intuitives
- surprisingly aggressive in private
- THEY GIVE THE BEST GIFTS
ESTP:
- another type I surprisingly like a lot
- use their tert Fe really well; surprisingly sensitive with the Feelers, especially the NFs
- they're sexy and they know it. Confidence 101
ESFP:
- "BRO LET'S GO CHECK OUT THAT HOT CHICK- Damn, that guy's hot"
- make some of the greatest friends
- even their handwriting's curvaceous (although I only know male ESFPs. But still)
ESFJ:
- ESFJ come. INTJ (internally) scared. INTJ run away.
ESTJ:
- aggressive dictator rulers. I have no idea why leadership matters so much to them.
- can be found strenuously arguing with THAT ARROGANT ENTP THAT ALWAYS ENDS UP ON THEIR TEAM.
- and after all that, they're still beautiful social butterflies
ISTJ:
- don't believe the rumours. You can't tell me ISTJs are the biggest drama AND gossip queens
- can be found arguing with xTxJs about efficiency
- subconsciously makes Dad Jokes
ISFJ:
- sweet, silent, sober and simple
- not as shitty as people crack them up to be. Actually quite sensible yet sensitive individuals
- only down-point is that they can't/won't keep up if you go on an N loop. They just can't/won't.
ISFP:
- sorry for the stereotype, but they're airy-fairy individuals
- aesthetic game is ON POINT
- if you're happy, they're happy
ISTP:
- ATHLETIC™
- almost always smiling
- if they use their tert Ni, their humour game is AWESOME
The MBTI Types And The Types They're Secretly Afraid Of
ESTP: ISTJ
ESFP: ISTP
ISFP: INFP
ISTP: They're also not afraid, Actually™
ESTJ: INTP
ESFJ: ISFP
ISTJ: ENFJ
ISFJ: INTJ
ENTJ: Afraid? Them? You're dreaming, son.
INTJ: ESFJ
INTP: ESTJ
ENTP: ESTP
ENFP: ENTJ
INFP: ENTP
ENFJ: ISFJ
INFJ: ENFJ
The MBTI Types And Their Handwritings (As Far As I Have Observed)
INTJ: Bold, and clearly screams, "I GOT THE POWER." (This is true. My INTJ friend and I have been told this many times.)
ENTJ: Actually pretty good handwriting.
INTP: I'm sorry, but the only INTPs I know have pathetic handwriting. But always VERY scientific and nerdy-looking.
ENTP: A weird font only they use. Not advisable for others to copy.
INFJ: Frankly, their interests lie in fields other than calligraphy, and we all know it. But neat. They always apologize for their bad handwriting, though.
ENFJ: Romantic and unreadable. They're the only two words to describe their handwriting.
INFP: Tall, somewhat neat, spiky and thin. I know three INFPs, and that's the pattern I've observed.
ENFP: I can't. It's too dark down there. YOU HAVE TO IMPROVE THAT GODDAMN HANDWRITING.
ISTJ: Neat, technical and deliberate.
ESTJ: Somehow always in a rush.
ISTP: Kinda flairy, and pleasing to the eye. Not very neat.
ISFP: Quite artistic and beautiful.
ISFJ: Pretty and genuine handwriting. (Yeah, their handwriting is genuine. If you don't understand me, you're mean.)
ESTP: Their handwriting's beautiful, in reality. But they don't write very carefully, thus spoiling the effect.
ESFP: Quite... Rounded.
ESFJ: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE DOCTOR'S HANDWRITING. DON'T YOU DENY IT.
My MBTI Family Watching A Movie
[I have an ENFJ mom, ISTJ dad, an ESTP brother, and I myself am an INTJ.]
ENFJ Mom: *sympathises with hero*
ENFJ Mom: Oh, he must be going through so much. That was bad of the villain.
INTJ Me: *likes villain, takes their side*
INTJ Me: Yeah, that's the spirit, Villain! Beat the shit out of him!
ISTJ Dad: *keeps quiet and prays that we shut up because he wants to watch the goddamn movie*
ESTP Brother: Well, that wasn't bright of Sherlock, was it? He got locked up in a compartment with filling water! He's gonna drown!
INTJ Me: ESTP, Mom's making us watch Titanic.
ESTP Brother: ...
ESTP Brother: DIE, ROSE, YOU BITCH. GO JACK-LEO JELLO!!!!
INxJ... Conversations? #2
[Based on a true story]
INFJ: *feels impulsive*
INFJ: *goes and kisses INTJ. They've waited enough*
INTJ: *taken aback*
INTJ: *opens mouth to say something*
INTJ: *thinks*
INTJ: *repeats process 20 times*
INTJ: *realises they liked it*
INTJ: *clears throat*
INTJ: This wasn't planned. I command you to take your kiss back.
INFJ: *realisation*
INFJ: *smirks*
INFJ: *leaves room*
INTJ: *shook*
INTJ: INFJ, where are you going? Take your abomination back. I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE YOUR ABOMINATION BACK. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? INFJ, WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
The MBTI types winning a bet
[This is my first post, and very stereotypical. I apologize in advance for any errors that may be there. And do tell me if any changes should be made. Hope you like it!]
ISTJ: Tries to trash talk, fails miserably.
ISTP: Tries to trash talk, succeeds.
ESTJ: This is an everyday occurrence. Next loser contestant!
ESTP: I WIN, YOU LOSE. YOU'RE A LOSER, YOU HEAR THAT? L-O-S-E-R. *dramatically exits with bombs exploding behind them*
INTJ: *smirks* *goes off to find another target*
INTP: YESSSSSSSS, I WIN! YE- *gets distracted by their computer*
ENTJ: And this, this is what you get, minion, for messing with your Lord.
ENTP: *gives a long, dramatic speech about how their whole life has led up to that moment*
INFP: *internally screaming* SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEAT THEM. ARE THEY SAD? THEY'RE SAD. I'M A MONSTER. WHAT DO I DO? SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
ENFJ: *feels bad for loser* *shrugs it off, they'll get over it* *super smug and energetic the rest of the day*
ENFP: *throws a party, because this is the first and possibly last time they've EVER won a bet* *feels bad for loser, though. Invites them to party*
ISFP: *feels bad for loser* *paints a portait to display their soul-crushing anguish, yet exuberant joy*
ESFJ: *feels guilty* *gossips about victory to make guilt go away*
ISFJ: *consoles loser*
INFJ: *basks in glory for a minute* *goes to console loser with ISFJ*
ESFP: *is being consoled by ISFJ and INFJ at ENFP's party*
INxJ Conversations #1
INFJ: INTJ, I'm bored.
INTJ: *distracted* Is that so? How very depressing.
INFJ: Come ON, INTJ. Let's do something.
INTJ: *looks at INFJ*
INTJ: *pulls a file out of thin air*
INTJ: *hands it to INFJ*
[The file has "Heists I've Planned: Bank Robbery Edition" written on cover]
INFJ: *opens file with interest*
INFJ: *sees a profile on 11 people, all categorised neatly. There is a name, picture and description for every person. On the last page, there is a list of famous banks around the world*
INTJ: *aimlessly walks back into room*
INFJ: *very seriously* We're hitting the Swiss Bank in Basel tomorrow.
INTJ: *nods* I'll assemble the team.