❝ Even fate picks its favorites. ❞
❝ I saw it and thought of you. ❞
❝ Great news: I’m a changed man/woman, and… and I’m ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen. ❞
❝ You’re a villain, and you’ll always be a villain. ❞
❝ You got a present in the mail. ❞
❝ Like, let’s just get a cofee or something. ❞
❝ I’ll always be a villain. ❞
❝ And I love you, random citizen! ❞
❝ There’s no place like evil lair. ❞
❝ How do I look? Do I look bad? ❞
❝ Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials? ❞
❝ Such tricks won’t work on me… temptress… ❞
❝ You’re so predictable. ❞
❝ I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots. ❞
❝ Fackled fish cracker! ❞
❝ I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy. ❞
❝ And… wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas, ‘cause we’re done. ❞
❝ I’ve made a horrible mistake. ❞
❝ I’ve never heard you laugh before. ❞
❝ You don’t get out much, do you? ❞
❝ Do you have someone special in your life? ❞
❝ Wait a minute… are you wearing… Jean Paul Gaultier’s Pour Homme…? ❞
❝ What happens when _____ finds out who you really are? ❞
❝ Honestly, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think this was your first day of being evil. ❞
❝ Oh, that was really grown up! ❞
❝ The bad guy doesn’t get the girl. ❞
❝ My sole purpose in life is to look after you. ❞
❝ I don’t need you to look after me. ❞
❝ What are you s- what are you saying? ❞
❝ That doesn’t even make any sense! ❞
❝ Look, there is no ‘us’, okey? There will never be an ‘us’. ❞
❝ Do you really think I would ever be with you? ❞
❝ You were right. I was… less right… ❞
❝ That’s when I got the brilliant idea… to fake my death. ❞
❝ Granted, you have talent. ❞
❝ This is the first time we’ve hung out socially, and it’s when I’m/you’re about to destroy the city! ❞
❝ Did you want to hear me say it? I’ll say it. Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart… I. Am. Sorry! ❞
❝ There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is not Queen of England. This is the real world. ❞
❝ No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser. ❞
❝ There’s a benifit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes. ❞
❝ Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me! ❞
❝ Don’t give me that face. ❞
❝ You really need to empty your pockets more often. ❞
❝ This has been the worst day of my entire life. ❞