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@ihateitheresendhelp
Dear Author,
Get a life.
Sincerely-- oh no wait, I've one more thing to say:
I present you this middle finger, and understand that I'm telling you to go fuck yourself.
Now, sincerely, Animus.
Dear Animus,
I've added five hundred years to your suffering.
Lovingly, the Scriptess.
Dear Author,
Shit.
Yours panicking, Animus.
Dear Author,
Get a life.
Sincerely-- oh no wait, I've one more thing to say:
I present you this middle finger, and understand that I'm telling you to go fuck yourself.
Now, sincerely, Animus.
Okay basics, who am I, what is this, yadayada you get the idea people
Hey so I'm Pandora, I'm a 15 year old Hades kid and currently stuck in HELLLLLLLL
Wait no... Camp Half Blood, but close enough
Some random stuff about me
So yeah I'm 15 as I said, I'm turning 16 in September
I'm gay (like I think this is a personality trait in Hades kids by now because my brother is also gay) and I'm taken by a very nice Poseidon girl (who is also gay, shocker I know)
I'm stuck at Camp pretty much all year unless AMOS decides to RESCUE ME and take me to Brooklyn House
I'm stuck with a skeleton "dragon" (He's not a dragon, he's an amalgamation of dinosaur (avian and land dwelling) bones) instead of a dad right now because he has no time for me, also he's called Ghost and he sounds British
My mom is very much dead (hence why I'm STUCK HERE) so at least she's with my dad I guess :/ or Osiris, I cant work out which because this stuff makes less sense than me
Because of my dearly departed mother I'm half god half magician which comes with its own mad array of problems, as if dyslexia, autism and ADHD weren't enough, I can also cast magicy spells and set things on fire! PLUS ALL THE NORMAL HADES KID THINGS, I mean talk about OP
Ive been on ONE quest so far, got zapped around a bit, possessed by a giant evil snake god and according to Will (my brother's boyfriend who is an Apollo kid and very nice but too sunshine-y) I have something called "PTSD" from that :D
Ive been to two other worlds (weird I know, look I'm as confused as you are) and fought a creepy goo guy and a giant spider-crab-eyeball thing (and consequently destroyed half of camp while fighting the eyeballs, I swear destroying part of camp is a right of passage by now) (I also ACCIDENTALLY kidnapped like... 9 children, well actually more like 6 children and 3 teenagers, they live at camp for the time being because like 4 of them are witches, 1 is some undead zombie, and then theres 4 humans, although I'm 90% 3 of them are NOT very human)
I once helped paint Tartarus rainbow and start up a dinosaur bone rampage through dad's palace
What is this about
This is for me to rant about whatever the heck I want to rant about, whether its camp related, personal, egyptian-y, you name it and itll probably end up here!
Things I like
Pizza, cats, dragons, friendly arson, scary horror things (I'm a Hades kid, what do you expect), insects, stickers, the colour purple, having connection to the outside world (SCREW THE NO PHONES THING EVEN IF ITS FOR OUR SAFETY)
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OOC: Hi, the mod of this blog is @that1murderdronesfan, please understand that I am open to RPing but not any sort of weird stuff (gore and horror is fine, but other weird stuff is a big NO)
Fuck they became sentient
unfortunately
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
Noooo ... how does that even work, we're texting
does anyone question it when we do this in a groupchat
Also, isn't that the whole basis of our existence
Because there we have free will, this is tumblr ALSO NO???
i will not let some random social media make me logical
i will fly if i want even if i'm not a bird and i'll gladly turn into a pumpkin
... Bro what GAIN SOME LOGIC HERE HAVE SOME OF ANNABETH'S SHE HAS TOO MUCH
Logic decrees that a whole human being does not fit in a jar, therefore I cannot be trapped in one.
i'm somewhat horrified
Who said it would be all of you in one jar <3
i feel like i should take that as a threat
instead i'm offended the jar doesn't even have the audacity to take all of me
... Bro You know what nevermind *shrink rays the Animus*
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THIS BEING TEXTING?
I hired Leo to make me able to say stuff on text and it actually happen using some weird hephaestus kid stuff idk I dont ask questions
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
Noooo ... how does that even work, we're texting
does anyone question it when we do this in a groupchat
Also, isn't that the whole basis of our existence
Because there we have free will, this is tumblr ALSO NO???
i will not let some random social media make me logical
i will fly if i want even if i'm not a bird and i'll gladly turn into a pumpkin
... Bro what GAIN SOME LOGIC HERE HAVE SOME OF ANNABETH'S SHE HAS TOO MUCH
Logic decrees that a whole human being does not fit in a jar, therefore I cannot be trapped in one.
i'm somewhat horrified
Who said it would be all of you in one jar <3
i feel like i should take that as a threat
instead i'm offended the jar doesn't even have the audacity to take all of me
... Bro You know what nevermind *shrink rays the Animus*
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THIS BEING TEXTING?
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
Noooo ... how does that even work, we're texting
does anyone question it when we do this in a groupchat
Also, isn't that the whole basis of our existence
Because there we have free will, this is tumblr ALSO NO???
i will not let some random social media make me logical
i will fly if i want even if i'm not a bird and i'll gladly turn into a pumpkin
... Bro what GAIN SOME LOGIC HERE HAVE SOME OF ANNABETH'S SHE HAS TOO MUCH
Logic decrees that a whole human being does not fit in a jar, therefore I cannot be trapped in one.
i'm somewhat horrified
Who said it would be all of you in one jar <3
i feel like i should take that as a threat
instead i'm offended the jar doesn't even have the audacity to take all of me
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
Noooo ... how does that even work, we're texting
does anyone question it when we do this in a groupchat
Also, isn't that the whole basis of our existence
Because there we have free will, this is tumblr ALSO NO???
i will not let some random social media make me logical
i will fly if i want even if i'm not a bird and i'll gladly turn into a pumpkin
... Bro what GAIN SOME LOGIC HERE HAVE SOME OF ANNABETH'S SHE HAS TOO MUCH
Logic decrees that a whole human being does not fit in a jar, therefore I cannot be trapped in one.
i'm somewhat horrified
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
Noooo ... how does that even work, we're texting
does anyone question it when we do this in a groupchat
Also, isn't that the whole basis of our existence
Because there we have free will, this is tumblr ALSO NO???
i will not let some random social media make me logical
i will fly if i want even if i'm not a bird and i'll gladly turn into a pumpkin
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
Noooo ... how does that even work, we're texting
does anyone question it when we do this in a groupchat
Also, isn't that the whole basis of our existence
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
that was fully expected so i employ plan b
escaping via parachute
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Meh close enough
can i actually disappear now
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
my author made me this thing and forced me to use it so i'll just tell everyone my patroness forced me instead
Can I trap Animus in a jar just like last time
Yes
Yes
Yes
Will I
Absolutely
N o t a g a i n
WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW ALSO YES AGAIN DEAL WITH IT
no i'm not going to deal with it so i'm just going to
Awww Im sorry did I hurt your feelings when I suggested putting you in a jar?
yes you did. how are you going to apologize 😐
Can I trap Animus in a jar just like last time
Yes
Yes
Yes
Will I
Absolutely
N o t a g a i n
WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW ALSO YES AGAIN DEAL WITH IT
no i'm not going to deal with it so i'm just going to
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE - Pandora
do you want the answer that breaks the fourth wall or the answer I'm going to make up?
Can I trap Animus in a jar just like last time
Yes
Yes
Yes
Will I
Absolutely
N o t a g a i n
