how dare you

my url is a lie, im the number one member of the jonathan joestar defense squad, all jona positive. i love him more than i love myself. indefinite hiatus

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i miss him so bad

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[plastidecor]

tomorrow is a national holiday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOY!!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOY!!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOY!!!!!

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HAPPY SLUTTY SLUTTY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN AND HAPPY STONE OCEAN GOT CONFIRMED DAY

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Hes such a good boy!

[rosecowboy]

why is dio censored

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Because hes not a good boy

[dio-brando-the-bitch]

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[highdio]

Jonathan Joestar wallpaper via Jojo-portal’s official twitter (click for high-res, feel free to use!).

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I FORGOT HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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pls don’t tell me im the only one who thinks this panel is weirdly erotic

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If Jonathan and I went on a date to a restaurant....and he...started drinking water.... I wouldnt know how to act ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[porunareff]

Jonathan is so buff because his muscles are filled with love

All the better to hug you with!  

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:O

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Some more exclusive footage from the test pilot for 2007′s Phantom Blood movie [x] (including an appearance from Speedwagon, who was sadly not included in the movie’s final cut).

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i know you dont wanna spam your blog with asks, and im really sorry, but can jonathan please wish me a happy birthday? its tomorrow and im really nervous...

JONATHAN JOESTAR SAYS THAT HE HOPES YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

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On a scale from 1-10, how much do you love Jona?

51981651651984979794941616203030651648496 out of 10 

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I met Dio Brando

I saw Dio Brando at a grocery store in Egypt yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Jonathan could bench press a bus and I think that’s very sexy of him

oh, he would 100%!