[thefearofcod]

do they warn trans girls about boob sweat? girls did they warn you

[thefearofcod]

i have learned three things since making this post!

nobody gets warned about boob sweat

lots of people callin themselves “biological females” alien grown in a jar ass shit. blocked

really nice cis guys warning trans guys about ball sweat! but um do you think trans men grow balls? please tell me you do not think trans men grow balls! Please

[the-little-fox-in-the-box]

...we don't?

[wandering-witch-boy]

I’m so sorry friend mutual that you had to find out this way ….

[the-little-fox-in-the-box]

[andthenyourealizethat]

IM GONNA THROW UP WHY DID THEY LET JOE BIDEN DO THE FINGER HEART THING IN HIS PHOTO OP WITH BTS

[neptunetheghost]

[triforce-princess]

[wigglyflippingout]

so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

[wigglyflippingout]

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fiance worked at a bank and says they definitely took checks with swearing as long as they could read the “Fifty Dollars” part.

He once had someone hand him a check for “seventy-six dollars and twelve cents, I hope you choke on it asshole” with an additional “travel expenses, to hell” in the “for” section.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[eternal-fractal]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

[twentysideddinglehopper]

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[eternal-fractal]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

[kushblazer666]

[sasukeless]

[typewriter-is-holy-deactivated2]

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[chelablackcat]

Being a bisexual disaster and watching arcane is fun.

[witchpockets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[only-tiktoks]

[dankmemeuniversity]