Me: I'm super bored. Let's actually watch some episodes of Teen Wolf and mock it.
Friend: ...I can't tell if you're joking.
Me: No, it'll be fun. It'll be like that time we sat down to watch Grimm and then were like, fuck, this is strangely compelling.
Friend: It won't be like that at all.
Me: No, you're right. We're going to sit down and watch it and be like oh god this is /even stupider/ than we thought it was going to be.
Friend: It'll reset the bar for low standards. Do you want that? Do you want everything we watch in the future to be compared to how terrible Teen Wolf is? We're going to watch something and be like oh no this is awful, but compared to Teen Wolf it's actually okay.
Me: Oh god, I can't.













