MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP!

it's carm!! 26 years old, he/him or they/them.

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[fairycosmos]

wait zendaya come back what song do you recommend

[ror2]

the dinosaurs were likely scared

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[ihavealavalamp]

the mysteries of the world are vast and marvelous

[ihavealavalamp]

Twin Peaks Fruits

[ihavealavalamp]

the mysteries of the world are vast and marvelous

[fruitsoftheape100]

My Name Is Human Hair

[mangonetics]

>"I'll set my alarm to a song I like so I always wake up in a good mood"

>2 weeks later

>wake up in a graveyard that expands infinitely in every direction with my name engraved on every headstone

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Me and my friend running for our lives from Jeff the Killer

[epilepticsaints]

[feeblepeon]

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion