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i gotta study hmu on @demiigoddess
❝ BELIEVE ME, KID, I was disappointed the moment I walked in here. ❞
It’s not often he gets stuck catching small fish like this girl. Wrong place, wrong time— && that goes for the both of them. His stance does not soften.
❝ Sure, sure. Just as long as you put the money down && sit tight for authorities to get here. We’ve got a pair of unbreakable handcuffs with your name on it. ❞
“ sorry i don’t live up to your expectations. who were you hoping to see ?”
( probably not some pink haired goth girl ---- no, no one ever expects the petite JINX when they come to bust up her gigs. but whatever, that’s usually to her advantage.)
“that’s what they said about these.”
( wrists up && there’s the remains of handcuffs held in plain sight. they’d been UNLUCKY, that one defective pair out of maybe one-thousand.)
❝ AS MUCH AS I’m lovin’ this little chat of ours, I’m gonna need you to acknowledge the arrow I have pointed at you. ❞ Net arrow, with adamantium alloy webbing. Definitely going to mess up her hair.
She’s too young for him to use anything more threatening against her. Clint makes it a rule not to severely harm kids or villains with a good shot at redemption. She hasn’t killed anyone, that whitelists her almost automatically.
❝ Or is this the part where you threaten me && cackle? Just let me know. ❞
“ if i start paying that little toy any mind- --- i’m going to make you sorely disappointed.”
(her bad luck, bad bad luck, will make him miss --- it’ll break his tiny purple heart. so she does what any young villain does. she props herself up on the counter of the bank, stacks of bills in hand, she rests against the counter with a calm face. )
“ no, it’s the part where i let you save your pride --- you’re gonna wanna put the arrow down.”
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three word starters
“i’ll do it.”
“please just don’t.”
“i hate you.”
“i love you.”
“you love me?”
“please stop it.”
“i can’t breathe.”
“just go away.”
“you’re an ass.”
“you’re a bitch.”
“don’t leave me!”
“don’t walk away.”
“stay with me.”
“i’m begging you…”
“for fucks sake…”
“clean this up!”
“please kiss me.”
“get off me!”
“you are despicable.”
“are you okay!?”
“don’t do this.”
“please shut up.”
“are you drunk?”
“don’t forget me.”
“ and who are YOU supposed to be ? the green giant ?”
@lantcrn followed back !!
❝ WHAT CAN I say, I live for strangers’ disapproval. ❞
( Note the natural sarcasm that coats his voice, a second, defensive skin. He wears his smile tight, stretched-thin over teeth && tongue. Another day another dickhead. What is she like twelve? )
❝ The fashion police— what is this, an after-school special? Or did you just get all your insults from one? ❞
“ you must have a live a very successful life then.”
(his sarcasm is no stronger than hers, except her has a tone of natural bitterness that his lacks. with pink hair laying across one shoulder, she crosses slender arms, brow perched on her forehead.)
“ i’m still waiting for you to say something original. because nothing else about you screams PERSONALITY. you’re what, the ninth guy to prance around in some brightly coloured unitard with a bow && arrow?”
( mind you, she’s the one robbing the bank && he’s the one trying to catch her. jinx isn’t known for her kindness towards heroes.)
“Thank you! … yours is quite pink.”
“ it’s the new trend ! all the witches are just dying to copy my lovely locks !”
“ nice hair.”
@klaricn followed back
❛ goodygoody? i don’t know what you mean by that. ❜
“ like --- villain amazons. y’know the BADDIES.”
“Oh, shit, you’re Batman’s responsibility? Well, fuck me for intruding on his territory. How dare I? I can hardly look at myself in the mirror now, after knowing another person has mistaken lil ol’ me for the great Batman.”
“No, I’m NOT Batman. Fuck Batman. You’re pissing off the wrong person, kiddo.”
“ look, i’m not BATMAN’S responsibility. the boy wonder && i have a few problems, but y’know ---- boys always love to harass girls they can’t have.”
“ && if you aren’t batman, then you’re right. i came lookin’ for the caped crusader, not some cheap knockoff from off twenty-third street.”
“ if you want to TORTURE me, just keep wearing that ugly ass suit ---- it’s doing the job way better than a pair of heated pliers.”
@sionisisms followed back !!
“ so --- are all you AMAZONS so---- so ------ugh ---- goodygoody?”
@championofthegods is my bae and she followed back !!
“ so --- let’s get this straight. you AREN’T batman, even though i could’ve sworn you came bursting out of bat-hell just to stop me.”
@mdnightr followed back !!