* guy am i .

&&  i  got  the  𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞  𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞  that  says  i'll  always  be  a  𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞  𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝

[iinvntcr]

guy; we’re meeting up with joe

sam; joe who??

guy; joe mama >:^)))

sam;

guy;

sam, tearing up;

guy; wait–

[the-jon-arbuckle-fucker]

I needed to draw it sorry hhh

[mrgrnch]

  hey   there   !         while   i   planned   on   posting   this   on   dec   1st   ,      i’m   too   excited   to   wait   any   longer   ,      so   please      ♡       and    /    or       ⟲       if   you’re   interested   in   writing   w   THE   GRINCH  !     canon   div —— personals   skedaddle.

[iinvntcr]

glares at my want to make a lil multi and move guy there

[girlsdayout]

[iinvntcr]

——— *  anonymous said : hey op im the confusing anon again uhhh i mean. w. where did you get the text from. i am but a wee lad that wants 2 make my own rendition of the meme and whatever

   OH ! !   well ....  the text i deadass ripped from another version of the meme ,  so if you wanna make your own version then just steal the text from me ! !   ive got no clue where the text actually came from shubjwfsjd

[iinvntcr]

——— *  anonymous said : “What the heck's a ‘self-flyer’? Grow wings, coward”

 “  coward ? ?   you realize that’s literally impossible ? ?   i can’t go around sprouting wings at will ,  genius ,  and nobody else can !   superpowers don’t exist.   trust me ,  things like self - fliers and airballoons and cars wouldn’t exist if we could fly like birds —— but we can’t,  and that’s why they do.  ”    what an old man.

[iinvntcr]

——— *  anonymous said : Bro this is straight up rude why can I Not Find your writing of Cat anywhere I WANT TO READ you’re so good okay I love reading your writings...I feel like you’d capture his borderline gremlinness perfectly...

   SDUHFABJDS I’MSOFT !!!  MY WRITINGS OF CAT ARE PROBABLY BAD IT’S A LITTLE OLD EVEN IF IT’S JUST FROM EARLIER THIS YEAR UH SJDHHJSJS  besides like... i don’t think i got the real chance to write him seriously no matter if he’s an enigma or nah... or at least i barely did ??  HUDSJSD  but okay ,,  i’ll give u one post but don’t scream at me if you dig any further.  anyways ,  i hope u dont think i wrote him just like the mike myers cat bcuz both my grinch and cat were hella canon div but WHJATEVER  thank u sm for the compliments though UGH I FEEL SO LOVED !!  i hardly even write on this sideblog and i’m getting sm love tysm 

[iinvntcr]

——— *  anonymous said : hey op do you have the og post for the "give me one good reason why i shouldn't punch your face in" thing

     hey buddy !   i’m not sure i completely understand what ur asking ??   if you want a link to the post ,  then here u go ,  but otherwise i dunno what ur asking sdhufjsjdj  god i regret making that meme it’s just my fucking legacy

[iinvntcr]

@musefair​

         HELL TO THE YEAH!!!  i hope you’ve got photoshop because there is no way in hell i’m gonna even try to save all 216 images individually 

[iinvntcr]

@musefair​

     HUBSAHDUJS SAME HAT FIRST OF ALL SECONDLY WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVER STOP ??????  WRITE HIM AGAIN I’M BEGGING YOU

[iinvntcr]

dont @ me but grinch n guy have very interesting potential be it friendship or a relationship... they're honestly a lot alike, but ig that depends on what grinch and guy you're looking at. for me, I'm just looking at the latest renditions of them, and it's just?? they're so similar! sassy, depressed, and kinda stressed old men that invent things, enjoy their solitude but also really hate it at the same time, bitches to anyone that dares approach them, they even have the same body type??? that might just be the Seuss Style, but the point still stands. kinda easily flustered (depending on who you are), wont accept your kindness/friendship at first glance, really really awkward when it comes to it... the list goes on and on. I think if they realized their similarities they wouldnt be to rude to one another and might even hit it off, get along via their knack for inventing and isolation, and I think grinch could even help guy out a little with his inventions?? make them work a little better and Not explode!! it just depends if they could realize how similar they are and not be a bitch for two seconds or not. sighs.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aegissi]

acts of love:

taking pics of ur friends without them asking u to bc they looked so pretty in that exact moment

randomly giving tiny gifts (a comic book that ur friend likes, a heart-shaped piece of paper with a sweet message on it)

handwritten letters with cute stickers

remembering what ur friend likes or dislikes

inside jokes

long phone calls

facetiming while ur both doing something else (study dates like that are on another level of intimacy)

cooking something for ur friend

sending texts when u randomly think abt them

listening without judging

making someone laughs so hard that their whole body shakes

hanging out in furniture stores nd testing every couch there is

deep conversations when it's deep in the night

holding hands while jaywalking so that u Both get hit by a car

randomly buying a flower for someone

letting ur friends taste ur food and also tasting theirs to the point where u basically ate a fair amount off of each plate on the table

"give me that I'll carry it for u"

helping ur friend decide what to wear while also reminding them that they look amazing no matter what

being involved in every bad hair decision (dyeing ur friend's hair grey in between playing with their switch)

paying attention

being aware nd understanding of someone's financial situation ("dw I'll pay for u")

looking stupid in public together (dancing in stores to overplayed pop songs, singing loudly in ur car)

hugging people when u say hi and goodbye to them

being there for someone even if u can't help them

"this reminded me of u"

allowing people to be human, with everything that this entails

[iinvntcr]

    twiddles my thumbs .

[iinvntcr]

[iinvntcr]

——— *  @warncdandwiles​ said : question time: hold old do you headcanon Guy as?

    question  time  ! !      hmm ...  i’ve  always  wanted  to  go  the  route  of  like ... 40s .... bcuz  i’ve  got  a  thing  for  my  sad  old  men  muses  ,    but  then  i  see  everyone  else  has  him  pegged  as  30s  or  smthn  so  i’m  like ..........  idk  !      but  i  do  see  him  in  his  40s  ,    maybe  43  ?      he’s  sad  and  old  and  he’s  just  in  a  mid  life  crisis  okay

[iinvntcr]

——— *  warncdandwiles·  .

crck.

‘sad’ was not the piece of vocabulary you’d want to use when describing the Grinch. And whatever he was holding in his hand - something crinkly, but the sound, was crushed out of all recognition.

“Oh.” Came the Grinch’s mallow, crotchety voice, that beat Guy’s grumbling tones by ten meters on the grump track. “Is that how you usually introduce yourself?”

The Grinch was never one to respect personal space, and had no qualms about getting up in your face. And so he did, jabbing one finger into Sam’s orange chest.

“And just who are you, Mr self-described sap?”

     count  on  Guy  Am  I  to  be  the  one  to  bring  down  someone  from  their  pedestal  ,    or  at  least  attempt  to  ,    and  just  piss  them  off  in  the  process.      he  had  little  respect  and  he  had  little  care  for  that  matter ——— he  spoke  his  mind  ,    and  if  he  could  think  it  ,    he  sure  wouldn’t  hesitate  to  say  it  ,    and  perhaps  that’s  what  might  get  him  in  trouble  one  day.

        would  that  day  be  today  ,    finally  ?      time  would  only  tell.      Guy  simply  glared  at  the  Grinch  with  a  slight  grumble  tickling  his  throat.        ❛    it’s  Guy —— Guy  am  I.   ❜        as  he  spoke  ,    he  took  no  hesitation  to  quickly  slap  away  the  other’s  hand  from  his  chest  ,    fuzzy  digits  resting  in  his  palm  gently  now  as  it  lingered  in  the  air      (    a  rather  sassy  pose.    )

   ❛    and ...  please  don’t  touch  me  ,      i  don’t  like  being  touched  by  someone  who  i  didn’t  even  know   existed   up   until   five   seconds   prior.      especially   if   they   want   to   have   an   attitude   after  i  complimented   them  ,    of   all   things.   ❜        of  course  ,    he   knows   full   well   he   did   anything   but  flatter  the  Grinch  ,    but   he   would   rather   the   other   come   to   his   own   conclusions.