Man of Iron

Apparently, I'm volatile, self obsessed, and don't play well with others. Some also see me as a genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist. I am Iron Man. [ An independent MCU Tony Stark roleplay blog. Follows from onlybonesleft. ]  

[fotibrit]

big fan of the idea that Stark Industries starts selling basic household appliances once the weapons manufacturing gets dropped. SI toaster. SI curling iron.

But with this idea I also need there to be a “stark industries households” youtube channel that is, technically, an official SI channel. But it’s not in the slightest used for marketing or anything of the sort. Tony is the only one with the password and every video uploaded is tony going through how to use that machine.

Someone can’t figure out how to empty their damn fancy vacuum and they look up the model on youtube to figure it out, and are greeted by the CEO of the company doing a WILDLY informal tutorial on how to use it and common issues and such.

The videos are often shot by DUM-E or U. Tony often looks very disheveled, and sometimes there’s unrevealed projects just sitting out in the background. Tony acts like he’s talking to an audience of five people and usually there’s five or six videos uploaded back to back, CLEARLY shot in one sitting.

(Tony likes doing them because it’s a very simple way to ease the “Tony stark dead at ___” headlines without doing a damn press conference. The videos also make people a bit less intimidated by him, and he rarely gets to interact with his creations in an authentic way with an audience.)

[reapercollection]

Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown

https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/

[reapercollection]

Dark Fantasy avengers by Daniel Kamarudin

[kayvsworld]

not to be talking about avengers (2012) in the current year (2025) but tony stark walking into a room full of spies and government agents, planting a hacking device on one of their computers, starting up a little hacking program on a giant screen in full view of everyone present, and then exiting WITH NO ONE NOTICING simply because he is THAT good at misdirection and running his mouth. what the fuck. icon legend media trained at the Maria Stark Public Appearances Bootcamp at age 4 guy who crowd worked his way out of a senate hearing they do not make them like this anymore

[avengerscompound]

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark

AVENGERS: ENDGAME

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM HERCULES *  assorted dialogue from the 1997 film, adjust as necessary

what... are... those?

a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart.

i thought they looked kinda dashing.

you know how men are. they think no means yes and get lost means take me, i'm yours.

aren't you a damsel in distress?

i need your help.

i can handle this. have a nice day.

all i know is, you're the most amazing person with weak ankles i've ever met.

when i'm with you, i don't feel so... alone.

sometimes it's better to be alone. nobody can hurt you.

he's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.

you know, when i was a kid, i would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.

you're not like that.

if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

how do you know what i'm like?

fine work, my boy!

you've done it! you're a true hero.

you were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.

look, it wasn't my fault.

why does that name ring a bell?

you finally made it.

you know, a little dark, a little gloomy. and, as always, hey, full of dead people. what are you gonna do?

my friends call me [name]. at least, they would if i had any friends.

[name], why did you... you didn't have to...

people do crazy things when they're in love.

will you forget the head-slicing thing?

don't be such a stiff.

join the celebration!

can't. love to, but can't.

i'm a big tough girl. i tie my own sandals and everything.

i'm sorry. you mind running that by me again?

read my lips. forget it.

of course he's real.

i'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.

look inside your heart.

looks like your game's over.

don't even go there.

i've done my part.

i need somebody who can handle him as a man.

look, i learned my lesson, okay?

is there a downside to this?

thanks for everything. it's been a real slice.

lighten up, dude.

we'll take it from here, darling.

you can't do this to me, you can't...

dreams are for rookies.

a guy can only take so much disappointment.

are you always this articulate?

you ought to slow down.

how sentimental.

pardon me. it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.

how do you kill a god?

i don't care. i'm not going to help you hurt him.

this one is different.

the point is, i love her.

we were so close.

it was tragic. we lost everything in the fire.

you might feel just a little queasy. it's kinda natural.

it looks better that way.

he won't listen to me.

i know what i did was wrong, but this isn't about me. it's about him. if you don't help him now, he'll die.

use your head!

[cowboahs]

quotes that broke me starters

feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !

quotes taken from random sources or tiktok. i claim no ownership whatsoever.

❛   i’m supposed to be the one who protects you from monsters. i’m not supposed to be one.  ❜  

❛   if i could make a deal with god, and i’d get him to swap our places.  ❜  

❛  no one heard our screams for a long time.  ❜  

❛   i know so many last words. but i’ll never know hers.  ❜  

❛   there is a home for every departed thing.  ❜  

❛   it reminded me that i will never truly know you.  ❜  

❛   i also buried a part of myself alongside them.  ❜  

❛   after you died i could no longer hold a funeral. so my life became the funeral.  ❜  

❛   you don’t have to be awake to cry.  ❜  

❛   forgive me, for all the things i did. but mostly the things i didn’t do.  ❜  

❛   the human eye is the loneliest creation of all.  ❜  

❛   fairness is for happy people.  ❜  

❛   the things we lost will always be heavier than the things that stayed.  ❜  

❛   perhaps it is the greater grief, to remain on the earth when another is gone.  ❜  

❛   you stain the pages with yourself.  ❜  

❛   tears will not wash away the sorrow.  ❜  

❛   beautiful things grow a certain height and then they fall and fade off.  ❜  

❛    who in all these centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?  ❜  

❛   i have scars on my hands from touching certain people  ❜  

❛   despite everything, i believe that people are really good at heart.  ❜  

❛   you tried to change, didn’t you?  ❜

❛   you can’t make homes out of people. someone should have taught you that.  ❜  

❛   i hid my deepest feelings so well, i forgot where i placed them.  ❜  

❛   we have no scar to show for happiness. we learn so little from peace.  ❜  

❛   i didn’t leave because i stopped loving you. i left because the longer i stayed, the less i loved myself.  ❜  

❛   at every moment in our life, we have one foot in a fairytale & the other in the abyss.  ❜  

❛   there are too many sad eyes on happy faces.  ❜  

❛   it’s strange, i felt less lonely when i didn’t know you.  ❜  

❛   things change, friends leave. life doesn’t stop for anybody.  ❜  

❛   it takes a lifetime to die, and no time at all.  ❜  

❛   i am deathly afraid of almosts. of coming close to what i want and then falling just a little short.  ❜  

❛   i felt your absence.  ❜  

❛   what do we do now, now that we are happy?  ❜  

❛    you honestly thought anybody would love you? purely and truly love you?  ❜  

❛   don’t stop looking. he deserves to know someone saw his end, that someone noticed him.  ❜  

❛    i can bear my pain so long as it has meaning.  ❜  

❛   i dont have a single friend - not one.  ❜  

❛   i’ve had more than enough pain in my life, what’s a little more going to do?  ❜  

❛    it would have been you if i met you first.  ❜  

❛    i really thought he was going to be my forever.  ❜  

❛    maybe in the next life it would work.  ❜  

❛   in spite of everything, you’re still you.  ❜  

❛   the dead have it easy.  ❜  

❛   there’s an ocean of silence between us, and I’m drowning.    ❜  

❛   there have been countless times in my life when i thought i’d be better off dead.  ❜  

❛   what on earth… have i become?  ❜  

❛   don’t look at me! i don’t … i don’t want you seeing me like this.  ❜  

❛   i wish i could’ve been like you.  ❜  

❛   your fate was sweeping you away, like a flood.  ❜  

❛   the future should know the mistakes we made.  ❜  

❛   of course you have. you feel guilt. you want redemption.  ❜  

❛   i’m here because you can’t accept what you’ve done. it broke you.  ❜  

❛   even now, after all you’ve done, you can still go home.  lucky you . ❜  

❛   you’re all that’s left, and we can’t live this lie forever.  ❜  

❛    prometheus gave us light, and warmth, and eternal damnation.  ❜  

❛   take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.  ❜  

❛    i know i ruined your life. i suffer for it every day.  ❜  

❛   don’t let yourself get killed for… for pride. i’ve seen it kill too many folk.  ❜  

❛    you and me, we ain’t decent… but those folk… they were.  ❜  

❛   we’re more ghosts than people.  ❜  

❛   despite my best efforts to the contrary… it turns out i’ve won.  ❜  

❛   i gave you all i had … i did.  ❜  

❛   this whole time, I’ve blamed myself for that decision.  ❜  

❛   do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? ❜  

❛   i don’t want to break their hearts all over again. it’s better if they never see me.  ❜  

❛   please leave me alone. i can’t come back. i just … can’t, okay?  ❜  

❛   no matter the struggles or hardships you faced… you strived to do the right thing, you refused to hurt anyone. ❜  

❛    people like you don’t ever want to be happy.  ❜  

❛   i don’t want to let go. i’m not ready to say goodbye yet.  ❜  

[bookished]

( a collection of morally complex, emotionally tangled tropes where relationships clash with ethics, loyalty, or personal codes dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips

"I’d burn the world for you, but you’re asking me to burn the wrong one."

"Don’t mistake my love for agreement. I will not stand beside you in this."

"You’re still my heart, but right now, you are also my enemy."

"I swore to protect you, not to help you ruin yourself."

"You disgust me, but no one deserves what they’re doing to you."

"If anyone’s going to destroy you, it’s me. Not them."

"I’d sooner spit in your face than call you friend, but I will not watch them gut you."

"Don’t read too much into this... I’m saving you because their cause is worse than yours."

"We’ve been enemies for years, but today… we fight the same battle."

"Our morals are oceans apart, but even I can see they’re drowning you."

"The side I’ve chosen would spit on me for helping you. I’ll do it anyway."

"You are everything I oppose, and yet—if I let them take you, I’ll be no better than you are."

"I’d forgive you for anything, but not for this."

"I’m not leaving because I stopped loving you. I’m leaving because I still do."

"My heart says stay. My conscience says run."

"If you keep down this road, I will have to stop you, and I will."

"You’re the one I want beside me, not the one who drags me into darkness."

"I’ll stand with you through storms, but not if you’re the storm itself."

"I’m bound to you by love, but unbound by your choices."

"I wish I could close my eyes to this, but I see too much."

"I hate you for what you did, but not for what they’re about to do to you."

"I’d sooner turn my back than help you, but I won’t let them break you."

"I loathe your decisions, but I despise their cruelty even more."

"You’ve made me angry, but seeing you hurt makes my blood boil."

"I want to forgive you, but I must punish you."

"My love for you doesn’t exempt you from consequences."

"You’re my weakness and my reckoning."

"If I shield you, I betray everything I stand for."

"You’re the reason I fight and the reason I hesitate."

"You are my enemy, but I cannot fight the part of me that loves you."

"Every battle with you is a battle with myself."

"I hate that I love you more than I fear you."

"I love you enough to be your greatest obstacle."

"Sometimes the hardest love is the one that says no."

"I’m not your ally here. I’m the voice you need to hear, even if you hate me for it."

"If letting you fall means saving you, then I’ll catch you—but only after the fall."

“Hating you doesn’t mean I want you harmed.”

"I wish you were better, but I refuse to let them make you worse."

"I hate what you’ve become, but I hate the thought of losing you even more."

"Your choices break my heart, but their punishment will break you."

"I hate you fiercely, but I’d fight anyone who tries to break you."

“I will stand against you—for your own good.”

[mcflymemes]

"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

[avalonrph]

. .｡. * ☆:* .:｡ prompts from chronicles of riddick

You'll kill us... with a soup cup?

Tea, actually.

I'll kill you with my teacup.

Here's gonna be one speed... mine.

If you can't keep up, don't step up. You'll just die.

You made three mistakes.

Fu*king insulting. But the worst mistake you made...

They are an army unlike any other... crusading across the stars 

If we are to survive, a new balance must be found.

In normal times, evil would be fought by good. 

But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil.

Death by tea cup

Damn. Why didn't I think of that?

There are inmates and there are convicts.

A convict has a certain code.

An inmate, on the other hand...

So, which are you gonna be?

Me? I'm just passin' through.

One of my best.

If you say so.

You keep what you kill.

This is your one chance.

I bow to no man.

Look, I'm not with everyone here.

But I will take a piece of him.

A piece you will have.

Remember that favorite game of yours?

Who's the Better Killer?

Let's play.

I was supposed to deliver a message to you

So this is your chance. Your chance to do what no man has ever done.

So when I choose to speak of it, you should choose to listen.

We all began as something else.

Don't bother. Guards ain't there.

How come you know all this shit? You weren't even here.

Cause it was my plan.

I shoulda taken the money.

[soulrph]

texting prompts.

not requested but there's something about a text thread, isn't there? anyway, these are a mixed bucket, i'll deffo post more of these, but for now, here you go, bon appetit, and if you wanna make them texts to a wrong number?? all the better! just make it clear for the person receiving it!

( sms ) : hey! is this [WRONG NAME] from the club last night?

( sms ) : wait right there, i'm on my way

( sms ) : sorry, who is this?

( sms ) : so... last night was fun.

( sms ) : can i come over?

( sms ) : did i leave my underwear at your place last night?

( sms ) : i am having the WORST / BEST day!!

( sms ) : we need to talk.

( sms ) : i'm in. whatever it is you're planning, i'm in.

( sms ) : you awake?

( sms ) : i miss you.

( sms ) : i'm sorry.

( sms ) : wanna hang out later?

( sms ) : it's honestly insane how much i love you.

( sms ) : i'm worried about you.

( sms ) : please don't say i told you so...

( sms ) : you know how you totally adore me?

( sms ) : got any plans tonight?

( sms ) : i know it's three am but i got donuts and i'm outside.

( sms ) : i'm outside. come on. we're going out.

( sms ) : i'm boooooooooored.

( sms ) : i can't sleep.

( sms ) : i know it's late, but... would you like to go for a walk with me?

( sms ) : where are you?

( sms ) : i love you.

( sms ) : are you really okay?

( sms ) : please don't shut me out. i can tell when something's bothering you.

( sms ) : can you come pick me up please?

( sms ) : this date is a total disaster. can you call me with a fake emergency?

( sms ) : why have you been acting so weird lately?

( sms ) : you know you can tell me anything, right?

( sms ) : not to sound like a tv trope, but i need a plus one for a wedding this weekend. you in?

( sms ) : wanna do fake proposals at fancy restaurants for free food?

( sms ) : wanna go on vacation together?

( sms ) : i got arrested and it's a hilarious story but i really need you to come bail me out first.

( sms ) : what the hell happened last night?

( sms ) : i don't wanna be alone tonight. can i stay at your place?

( sms ) : i got a code red situation.

( sms ) : what's shakin, bacon?

( sms ) : what should i have for dinner tonight?

( sms ) : it's so boring when you're not around.

( sms ) : so... the drunk voicemails i left you last night... you totally listened to them, didn't you.

( sms ) : i love you but if you ever eat my bagel bites again...

( sms ) : wanna go out tonight?

[notmorbid]

highfire.

dialogue prompts from highfire by eoin colfer.

you can't help but love your kin, but that doesn't mean you can't hate them.

staying straight don't pay the bills.

this is me. i can't ever change.

jesus christ on a broomstick, kid.

i don't really 'hang'.

did you just murder me?

keep your head down and your mouth shut.

why the hell are you buck-ass naked?

the biggest clouds have the biggest silver linings, if a body is prepared to take advantage of chaos.

you messing with me, sir?

i will not tolerate bullshit. which i got a nose for sniffing out, by the by.

he's a bad man. worse than i figured, maybe.

i'm no snitch. i've been keeping my mouth shut since the day i was born.

my name is self-preservation, and i've been at that game a long time.

if you're so in love with humans, you should go marry one.

the less people who know, the less people will get hurt.

i'm about done with hating the world. that's hard to maintain.

you've had quite the night, and your tribulations ain't over yet.

stirring and planting notions, is what you're doing.

you look like you could sleep a hundred years, given the chance.

you can't have liberty and notoriety.

you couldn't have sent an emoji, or some shit?

i fall in love once a fortnight, but it never sticks.

it's just nice to be myself around you, after all this time.

being pigheaded just leads a fella to slaughter.

times are tough, but we all got shit to take care of.

i'm sick of watching the sunrise alone.

being a ____ is supposed to be cool.

you don't give a shit for the folks that get left behind.

you brung vodka?

i guess papa lives to preach another day.

so do you believe in god, or not?

i believe in god enough to hate him.

i got paid, so lunch is on me.

you're so skinny. you want some grits? i think we have bacon.

i guess we all got our touchy areas.

you little asshole.

what's your opinion of game of thrones, boss?

all you've gotta do is keep breathing till you die.

you know what they say: 'think of the devil, and he shall appear.'

we all got duality in us.

you don't die like normal people, huh?

you're awfully perky for a gunshot victim.

i rue the day, i surely do.

sometimes, dumb gets lucky and powerful gets dead.

there's always some dick with a camera.

does anyone even use that term anymore? 'wise guys'?

i admire your attitude. you got spunk.

i must be a sight.

we've been taking shifts watching over you.

i might need some help. you up for that?

i guess good things do come to those who wait.

i hope you're as sneaky as you say.

i sure am glad to see you back on your feet.

it's fight or flight time, and i am plumb out of flight.

it costs nothing to be gracious.

that's some cosmic bullshit there.

i feel like i'll never be clean again.

fuck a duck.

we're both here, sure enough.

one of us smells like the inside of a deep fryer.

i ain't been okay in a long time, but i'm a hell of a lot better with you.

most schooling ain't worth shit, that's no secret.

i can pardon you most anything, at the moment.

danny devito. i love that guy.

keep on the path and stay straight. got it?

if i need you, i'll holler. count on it.

[iironcladheart]

Out of the night that covers me,      Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be      For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance      I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance      My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears      Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years      Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate,      How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate,      I am the captain of my soul.

                                                            Invictus, William Ernest Henley

[recordmemes]

༘⋆｡  golden idols.

sentence  starters  meant  for  famous  characters,  for  characters  who  live  in  the  limelight.  some  for  famous  senders,  famous  receivers,  &  both!

they  only  love  the  version  of  you  they  built.

everyone  wants  a  piece  of  you.

do  you  ever  wish  you  could  be  anonymous  again?

if  that  photo  leaks,  we’re  both  done.

they'll  turn  on  me  the  second  i  mess  up

are  you  always  this  charming  or  just  on  red  carpets?

if  i  stop  shining,  will  they  stop  looking  at  me?

fake  smiles  are  muscle  memory  for  me.

this  isn't  real  life  for  most  people,  you  know.

do  you  even  know  who  you  are  without  the  fans?

being  iconic  is  a  full  time  job!

want  to  hide  out  here  for  a  minute?

you  think  this  business  has  room  for  people  like  me?

you  stop  being  a  person  the  second  your  name  becomes  a  headline.

we're  trending.  again.  what  did  you  even  do?

i'd  give  it  all  up  if  you  asked  me  to.

you  bought  out  the  entire  cafe?

your  manager  said  this  could  ruin  you.

this  is  for  press.  don't  make  this  to  be  something  it's  not.

is  this  really  what  you  wanted  when  you  said  you  wanted  to  be  seen?

i  liked  you  better  before  we  both  had  pr  teams.

you're  the  only  one  who  talks  to  me  like  i'm  real.

nobody  claps  when  i'm  crying  in  my  trailer.

don't  confuse  charisma  for  confidence.

you  deserve  every  second  of  this.

three  awards  in  one  night?  try  not  to  gloat.

we  are  one  bad  decision  away  from  being  tomorrow's  headline.

i  want  you,  not  some  picture  on  my  magazine.

this  face  launched  brands  and  ruined  careers.

they  worship  the  shine,  not  what's  beneath.

sometimes  i  think  i  was  built  to  be  looked  at,  not  known.

sure,  i  can  sign  your  shirt.

say  you  didn't  just  roast  me  in  your  fucking  acceptance  speech.

i  got  three  hours  of  sleep  and  sparkly  highlighter.  let's  go.

let  them  stare.  i'd  stare  at  me,  too.

you  light  up  the  entire  room.

careful,  i  might  start  a  fan  club  just  to  embarrass  you.

it's  okay  if  you  need  five  minutes  to  be  a  real  human  being.

you're  one  of  my  favorite  people,  famous  or  not.

if  this  dress  gets  me  on  some  "worst-dressed"  list,  i  blame  you.

i  miss  when  we  used  to  party  without  photographers.

you  realize  you're  the  most  famous  person  here,  right?

you  always  did  know  how  to  disappear  into  a  crowd.

[recordmemes]

༘⋆｡ let's  get  trope-y.

almost a sequel to this. for the cliches, the relationships you read about in romance novels & see on your tv screen.

friends  to  lovers.

be  honest,  have  you  ever  thought  about  us?

if  this  ruins  everything,  i'll  still  be  glad  i  said  it.

you're  the  safest  place  i've  ever  been.

i  don't  want  to  risk  our  friendship.

i'm  terrified  of  losing  you.

you've  slept  over  a  hundred  times  before...  but  this  feels  different.

i  see  how  you  look  at  me.

you  look  radiant  tonight.

i'm  sorry,  but  i'm  in  love  with  you.  and  i  think  you  love  me  too.

i  don't  know  why  but  i  hate  your  new  [ partner. ]

if  this  is  a  dream,  don't  wake  me  up.

you  always  know  exactly  what  to  say.

fake  dating.

hold  my  hand.  act  normal!

we  said  no  falling  for  each  other.

you're  scarily  good  at  pretending  to  like  me.

i  thought  the  plan  was  to  fake  a  relationship,  not  be  in  one!

you  kissed  me  like  it  actually  meant  something.

oh  thank  god,  they  bought  our  story.

quick!  kiss  me.

don't  look  at  me  like  you  actually  want  me.

i  wanna  see  how  far  we  can  take  this.

why  does  everyone  think  we're  perfect  together?  ...are  we?

this  was  supposed  to  be  simple!  then  i...

quick  reminder:  we're  just  pretending.

rivals to lovers.

god,  you're  insufferable!

you're  infuriating. and  yet...  i miss  you  when  you're  not  here.

you're  the  last  person  i  want  to  care  about.

i  think  you're  the  only  person  that  actually  understands  me.

i've  never  felt  like  i've  been  pushed  so  far  by  someone  before.

i  want  to  win.  but  i  don't  want  to  lose  you.

you're  the  only  one  who  can  keep  up  with  me.

you  drive  me  crazy.  and  i  think  i'm  crazy  for  you.

i  think  you're  the  only  person  i  want  to  compete  with.

i'm  tired  of  pretending  like  i  don't  care  about  you.

if  you  win,  you  can  have  me  for  the  night.

mutual  pining.

why  did  you  say  friend  like  that  when  you  introduced  me?

do  you  ever  feel  like  you're  holding  onto  the  shadow  of  something?

don't  read  too  much  into  that.

i'm  not  staring  at  you!  i  was  just  looking  in  that  direction.

i  guess  i  just  know  too  much  about  you.

it's  nothing.  just  my  imagination  running  wild  again.

i'm  not  jealous  of  them!  you'd...  make  a  cute  couple.

i  wasn't  waiting  for  you,  i  just  happened  to  be  here.

it's  silly,  but  i  always  notice  when  you're  not  around.

you  don't  need  to  say  anything.  just  sit  with  me.

enemies  to  lovers.

you  make  my  blood  boil...  and  i  hate  that  i  like  it.

maybe  i'm  fighting  for  more  than  just  victory.

i  hate  you.  i'm  terrified  of  what  that  means.

i  loathe  everything  about  you.

i  will  destroy  everything  you  stand  for.  but  i  won't  hurt  you.

i'm  supposed  to  see  you  as  the  enemy!

i  can't  stop  thinking  about  you.  you're  in  my  blood.

you're  supposed  to  tear  me  down,  not  look  at  me  like  that.

i  want  to  crash  into  you.  i  don't  care  what  that  means.

we're  from  opposite  worlds!  this  could  never  work!

i  don't  care.  i  want  to  keep  you  safe.

[recordmemes]

༘⋆｡ things overheard at a college party starters.

WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol

i  swear  i  only  had,  like,  two  drinks...  and  maybe  a  gummy?

wait,  who's  house  is  this?

no,  no,  don't  text  them.

is  the  floor  supposed  to  feel  like  it's  moving?

why  are  there  three  people  in  the  bathtub?

if  anyone  asks,  we  were  never  here.

you  can't  shotgun  a  four  loko,  that's  how  you  die.

dude,  i  think  you're  bleeding.

i  just  watched  someone  do  a  keg  stand  while  crying.

i'm  not  drunk!  i  just  don't  trust  stairs.

oh  my  god,  is  someone  crying  in  the  pantry?

do  not  eat  the  brownies  in  the  green  tin.

there's  glitter  on  the  ceiling.

is  it  still  a  fire  hazard  if  we  open  the  windows?

nobody  can  leave  until  we  find  their  other  shoe.

if  i  throw  up  in  this  sink,  you  can't  tell  anyone.

give  me  your  phone.  i'm  confiscating  your  phone.

this  is  either  the  worst  or  best  night  of  my  life.

why  are  there  footprints  on  the  ceiling?

did  someone  just  break  the  couch?

you  showed  up  with  them?  that's  bold.

if  we  kiss  right  now,  i  blame  the  tequila.

wanna  get  out  of  here?

is  this  even  legal?  like,  structurally?

we  came  up  her  to  get  air  and  everyone  followed  us...

you  told  me  this  was  gonna  be  a  movie  night...

why  is  there  a  raccoon  in  the  kitchen?

i  didn't  think  he'd  actually  jump  off  the  roof.

we're  out  of  cups,  so  we're  using  bowls.

who  brought  a  fog  machine?

if  you  see  me  near  tequila  again,  tackle  me.

there's  a  conga  line  in  the  hallway.

this  house  is  not  up  to  code.

we're  playing  truth  or  dare,  and  it's  getting  mean.

he  made  me  take  a  shot  and  recite  the  greek  alphabet.

i  think  i  just  drank  pickle  brine.

i  did  body  shots  off  a  statue.

[avengerscompound]

"You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15?" "Uh...yeah. Something like that. You know everybody needs a hobby."