•My eyes are up here•

•don't look at them•

[filmgifs]

Lured (1947) dir. Douglas Sirk

[muchodemasiado]

Mood

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a magnet for entitled-people. They somehow always manage to find you at any place and time and you are so fucking done with all of their bullshit.

[enberlight]

This is called a career in retail.

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

this is where scientists conducted genetic experiments on me

[2-critters-deactivated20221108]

?????

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

if i tell you any more they’ll put a price on my head

[wereralph]

[abracadang-blog]

my mom just got divorced

[ikarosdoesshit-blog]

Congratulations 🎉

[sharkopolis]

Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[pettycentral]

[haarute]

when it’s 3am and you’re still on your phone

[democraticsenator]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

[showerthoughtspost]

Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it.

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

what if I eat it

[ikarosdoesshit-blog]

please don't

[bimbo4bimbo-deactivated20190718]

[ikarosdoesshit-blog]

Stop

[catasters]

[ikarosdoesshit-blog]

to everyone at the grad party last night

Who took the kitchen decor pictures and the trashcan lid??? Who does that?? 😂😂

[ikarosdoesshit-blog]

I just wanna make it real clear we didn't find anything, one of y'all fuckasses got some explaining to do

[pukicho]

Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

[empresselyse]

[vigilmaker-deactivated20260810]