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idk who is still here from my stardew days, but i have just posted an emily/oc fic!! obv it’s not vi or odie but a new one named sya :) she’s a silly gal and i love her
worry not, i’ve been getting back into sdv so i might be releasing some more vi/haley and odie/alex stuff soon, chatfic aside. ik they both have a oneshot each but i might get into a longfic. MAYBE. maybe. this is a maybe bc i also remember i lowkey abandoned the other longfic i had for them lmao
anyway
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Friday nights were the busiest nights at the Saloon, and consequently the single night of the week that Sya did not visit it. The others, who had been trying to break this habit, insist that Friday nights are "fun", a concept they all seem to assume that Sya is unfamiliar with. This is wrong for a multitude of reasons: chief among them being that Sya simply did not consider a loud, rambunctious evening fun in any sense of the word.
Sya could not think of any worse way to spend her Friday night.
"Oh, but I think Emily's working today. She was telling me about it earlier."
Completely unrelated, though, on a chilly Friday evening in the fall, Sya finds herself perched on her usual bar stool, tapping her fingers on the counter, wondering how exactly her concrete— concrete!— plans had been so easily uprooted.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
In which Lune falls in love again, Sciel fights desire and guilt, and Monoco collects a lot of feet. Not necessarily in that order.
SURPRISE!! new e33 scielune fic. it's about them helping monoco find more feet. have fun
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
new shadowzel and the soup daughter chapter for the bg3 yuri lovers out there! ft special guests gale and astarion, and an even specialler guest...
I'm a bit late to the date everything fandom but I found you from ao3 and then saw this post and was wondering if I could I ask for propaganda for your familial headcanons on date everything? I love the ideas i've seen you post so far. Sorry if this is poorly worded asks & inbox stuff still confuse me a bit
also this image perfectly conveys how i feel for your idea of Florence and Zoey being like a family I love it so much
sorry if this is a bit of a ramble I just really like your writing and think the headcanons are cool
oh hello hello!! this is so lovely thank you <3 i did just get the kudos email and i saw someone had kudosed a bunch of my DE fics, i can only assume that was you and i thank you <3
and absolutely i can yap for a minute about my familial DE hcs, they're really my favourite things in the world LMAO. let's go through 'em! welcome to:
Table's Familial Date Everything Propaganda(s)!
celia & fantina: ohh this is one of my FAVOURITES!! so if you've played through fantina's route, you've likely seen that one of her collectables is of her parents. one is a simple table fan, and another is a ceiling fan, which made me think...what if. and hear me out. what if the ceiling fan is like celia's brother or something 😭😭😭 what if celia is fantina's aunt. or even just pseudo-aunt. and what if they were kind of estranged. they know they're related but they haven't really said anything because celia is afraid to reach out and fantina doesn't know if celia even wants to talk to her :(
the last time celia saw her, she was little still. and she knows it's her fault she hasn't reached out. she has a framed photo hidden in her desk drawer of her with a little baby fantina and when fantina finds out about it she bursts into tears. eventually after fantina goes through her route where she breaks out of her obsessiveness, she realises she's also been neglecting her other relationships and schedules a meeting with celia. and after that they start hanging out more because celia misses her niece and fantina misses having someone who is actually there for her. SOBS.
florence & zoey: as i've said in the other post that you've so kindly linked for me, i love the idea that florence had known zoey since before she died. as we know, zoey spent a lot of time on the floor as that's where the ritual stuff with rudy happened. and we also know she died from falling. where? on the FLOOR. enter: a lot of unresolved guilt and trauma on florence's side, zoey thinking she's alone and nobody thought about her after she passed. imagine when the seance works and zoey comes back. someone sends her to celia's office to get her situated and florence stops. because that's the girl she knew. and she's back. and she couldn't save her.
cue florence and zoey bonding because zoey realises that someone really did care for her even though rudy didn't, and florence being assured that zoey's death wasn't her fault, and then eventually coming to terms with the fact that zoey sees her as a mother figure. AUGH
also linking into the first propaganda, just imagine fantina and zoey working together to get celia and florence to admit their feelings for each other. i just think that's funny as fuck. fangirling over their mother figures. they're like sisters in a way
stella & penelope: this one's a little sillier. it's mostly just penelope being sad over her failed dates and stella comforting her. in one part of stella's route, when she's asking for you to recruit people to airway, one of them is penelope. she signs up for airway because she thinks stella looks sad and she feels bad.
i think a lot of objects realise that stella is lonely and don't really know how to help that, especially penelope, who is above all things just very awkward. but one day she sits on the stairway moping about her dates, and stella comes and says she can talk to her. and penelope goes ham. and she realises that stella is really sweet and nice to talk to. and stella hypes her up. and penelope eventually helps her realise that there are other ways to 'do something', rather than be part of a pyramid scheme. LOL.
dorian & penelope: to me this links into the prev one where they're like, a family unit LMAO. dorian isn't huge on dating but he is huge on listening to penelope talk about her dates, and he is very supportive of her despite his own misgivings about love and stuff. he probably tries setting her up sometimes. he pretends to be annoyed by all her yapping but secretly he does enjoy the office romance goss.
wyndolyn & maggie: OOOUUH this is a fun one! for obvious reasons it's glass and glass, LOL. but also they're both snoops. wyndolyn maybe snoops without gathering any sort of evidence first, but maggie snoops ethically. i like to think wyndolyn enjoys bothering maggie with her case files and details about what's happening around the house, and maggie gets annoyed by her (lovingly). they have a few scenes in height difference and they are just very funny to me.
gaia & shadowlord: ok so admittedly i haven't thought MUCH about them past the whole "he's literally her shadow" but i think they could be a hilarious duo. shadowlord explains all of his shadow lore to gaia and gaia tells him facts about every single country in the world.
if you'd like to chat more about anything, any of these DE hcs whether they be familial or romantic, feel free to hit me up on discord! i'm on the official date everything discord somewhere :) this goes for everybody :D
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this is a bad chapter but wtv its done 😭😭😭
think one of the most underrated friendships in expedition 33 would have to be monoco and lune. think about it right. especially in that scene where they're all drunk as hell, monoco and lune are playing baseball together and it's just very cute.
but even beyond that-- lune, being the researcher mind that she is, absolutely 100% asks him ALL the time about the feet thing. why does it happen? when did you find out you could do that? how many feet can you use at a time? like come on now, the girl who immediately tries to learn EVERYTHING wouldn't ask a billion questions to the one gestral capable of holding a full-length human conversation? be so fr with me. she's DYING to know it all and she will squeeze the answers out of monoco whether he likes it or not.
and on monoco's end, i think after his initial trepidation about the humans (his worry over verso getting close to them, etc etc) he really warms up to her. he's happy to chat about his collection of feet as long as she helps him polish them (something she's honestly happy to do). he finds joy in annoying the fuck out of her, probably. they have this weird relationship that is "annoying + person who puts up with it" and imo it goes both ways LMAO. girl who asks too many questions vs guy who knows absolutely nothing at all
sometimes they go on mini expeditions to collect more feet for monoco. lune finds joy in giving him new ones to observe how he transforms with them. they spar together to test out his new powers. lune has a whole journal dedicated to researching gestral-nevron abilities. when verso confronts monoco about it (very ready to tease him about 'forming attachments to the humans') monoco defensively calls it "just research", but we all know what it is. this is best friend-ism.
lune pretends not to care deeply for this dumbass. monoco has a great time poking fun at her at any and all times. this is fueled a lot by that really short throwaway moment in the update where they've defeated osquio and monoco gestures to lune to take osquio's feet and she gets annoyed at him 😭😭😭
OH they are so stupid and silly. i gotta write a fic i think.
bg3 au where alfira is kidnapped and put on the nautiloid and this poor kid bard has to go through several stages of grief as she figures out how to navigate a group of absolute menaces, a humungous crush on her guard best friend, and also tadpole in her brain. i love putting this girl in situations. larian did a double take on us by pretending alfira could be a companion. now i'm making her the main character
haven't done a textpost dump in forever but hey. we're back at it again
emily (sdv) really is a character of all time
that one part in old lumiere where sciel and lune are stranded with monoco after he does something dumb is lowkey SO funny like he’s crying cause he thought they died 😭😭😭 lune being pissed and sciel being kind. they’re so parents coded. it’s just hilarious
was bored so here's chapter 16 of hot to go! while we're at it lmao
How does bro feel abt the new stardew marriage candidates.......
forgot abt this one in my inbox teehee. i am happy! i like the idea of clint having a romance i think he should have a healing arc. obviously he's a little odd but i think if written correctly he could be a really great redeemed character and a romanceable guy. well. not for me. i am a lesbian
but sandy...
I'm back from my hibernation. However, I have one simple ask. My friend, I deeply apologize if this comes off as mean of impatient, but "Hot to Go" when?
NOW!
hello this is your local creature i am staring in wait of hot to go chap 15
holy shit it's almost been a full year of this sitting in my inbox. great news!
SURPRIIIIIIISEEEE [mariah carey whistle note], new HTG chapter a year and a half later. bless. chapter 15 :)
it my birthday:)