Bridal Simulation-Chapter1
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Kenshin: We will now begin the Bridal Simulation.
Sasuke: Everyone, please give a big round of applause.
Hisahide: Why are you the ones in charge?
Rikyu: It’s a tea gathering we’re hosting, though.
Nobunaga: As amusement, it is interesting. A side dish not for sake, but for tea sweets.
Ieyasu: Ugh… Nobunaga-sama, you can eat such an aggressively pink manju without hesitation?
Nobunaga: So this was prepared by Rikyuu. The color is unusual, but the taste is not bad.
Kennyo: It is a scene like a nightmare.
Sasuke: Bridal Simulation… this absurd commotion that suddenly began.
Sasuke: It originated from Mai-san’s notes, which were accidentally discovered during a tea gathering held for the purpose of deepening camaraderie.
Yukimura: Who are you even talking to, Sasuke?
Sasuke: No, I was thinking of giving a narration to organize the situation so no one gets left behind by this pace.
Ieyasu: This is even harder to follow now.
Nobunaga: This is getting us nowhere. What was written in Mai’s notes?
Sasuke: It seems she had received requests from a bride-to-be maid to make kimono and small accessories.
Sasuke: There was also a rough note about weddings 500 years in the future, meant as reference when developing ideas.
Hisahide: Let me see… oh, this thing written here called a reception is quite interesting.
Hisahide: It is a banquet where the newly married couple puts effort into entertaining their invited guests.
Hisahide: It lacks a bit of formality, but it has a rustic charm to it.
Rikyu: So in other words, it’s rustic and unsophisticated?
Hisahide: I mean it’s endearing.
Kenshin: If Mai and I were to hold a banquet… good, I have an excellent idea.
Yukimura: You’re probably going to say something like “a banquet means alcohol,” aren’t you.
Kenshin: Of course. But that is not all.
Kenshin: A banquet is incomplete without entertainment. In other words, war.
Hisahide: Isn’t that a bit too abrupt a turn of events?
Nobunaga: Do not make it rain blood on a day of celebration.
Ieyasu: And it has somehow turned into a wedding with Mai too.
Yukimura: Well, setting that aside for now… what are you doing with the main couple happily joining the entertainment?
Kenshin: Naturally, I am enjoying myself.
Kennyo: It was not even worth asking.
Ieyasu: What kind of reception is held with the guests collapsed like a field of corpses?
Rikyu: That’s pretty brutal. That kind of outrageous idea isn’t bad either.
Kennyo: It is obviously bad. If anything, why not think of a banquet that will make Mai happy.
Kenshin: Then, in place of you who were cut down by me, I shall place rabbits as the guests.
Sasuke: Close, but you still haven’t moved away from the blood-soaked direction.
Rikyu: Is it really close?
Yukimura: Well, Mai does seem like she’d like rabbits and stuff though.
Nobunaga: Indeed, she was quite fond of Haguro the hawk.
Ieyasu: Now that I think about it, she also liked our Wasabi.
[For reference, Haguro is Nobunaga’s hawk, and Wasabi is Ieyasu’s deer.]
Sasuke: Then let’s have everyone attend with the small animals they keep.
Kennyo: …If it is for Mai, it cannot be helped.
Hisahide: So you agree on that.
Rikyu: Well then, now that the entertainment is decided.
Rikyu: Next is that thing that always comes with a vow of love.
Sasuke: Could it be… the most exciting part of a wedding, the vow of—
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