United We Fail

An old, consistently updated collection of quotes we've made during TTRPG sessions and other shenanigans

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It's a kitchen. It's got kitchen things in it. Like shelves n' shit.

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We broke down the door and then left. We ate everything but the meatloaf.

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DM: Pillars line the- Nic: Hitlers??? Kenny: Hitlers attack us? DM: Yes, Hitlers line the walls. Mecha mummy Hitlers attack

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Akhentepi? Octopussy? Akentepoopi? What she said.

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The asscrack formed the butt of the sphynx?

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Royal Scholar Feng aka A Pimp Named Slickback

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Bloodface, Torturer of Souls and BludShitta the Orc sit down to play some DnD

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Jackie: We don't have anything to trade though, do we? We weren't expecting pancakes.

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Alright who's faster, a bird or gas?

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Can I use a taser on a pigeon? Will it be super effective?

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The Dead Monkey Sea Scrolls

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Y'all want some FUCKIN' BEANS????

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Am I supposed to be impressed? That's just... a fucking flamboyant turkey!

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WADDUP DICKNECK??

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THEY GOT ROCK GOBLINS IN THE SKY IN MAINE?

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Stronk zambie dna? ... what??

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Punny Wife Shenanigans

Smitty: I knew I chose you to be my right hand! D: is it because Spicy didn't have one?