IK Text Post Shit

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Darian, to the Iron Roses: Who’s in charge here?

Lani: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.

Jesper: You mean Roshean.

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Fleur: Why are you on the floor?

Lani: I have depression.

Lani: Also I've been stabbed, can you get Jesper?

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Lani: You remind me of the ocean.

Jesper: The ocean? Why?

Lani: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Gaz: Do you have a type?

Lani: uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

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Jesper: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Darian: This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Lani: Remember, murder isn’t the answer

Jesper: Of course not, it’s the question

Jesper: And the answer is yes

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Fleur: If you think I'm not petty enough to go to your house at three in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.

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lani: you’re so dramatic.

fleur, holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet, draped across a piano: i have no idea what you’re talking about

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lani: you can’t spell dad without a

alcyr: without a what

lani: without a

alcyr: without a WHAT

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Fleur: bonjour, ca va bien?

Lani: i don’t speak croissant

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Fleur: So, how did it go?

Lani, returning from Lady Vyer's: I accidentally joined a cult

Fleur: Soo, not great..?

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jesper: why has lani been standing outside for the past four hours?

roshean: he's waiting for someone to ask him that so he could say that he's "outstanding"

jesper:

jesper: i worry for our team

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jesper: [ sneaking into the base wearing a large coat ]

lani: what’s in the coat

jesper’s coat: [ meows ]

jesper: drugs

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Bandit: i don’t have friends, and i don’t need them

Fleur: Bold words from someone within my hugging range

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Gaz, texting Jesper: I'm a theif.

Jesper: Thief?

Gaz: Theif.

Jesper: I before E, except after C.

Gaz: Thceif.

Jesper: No.

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Bandit: Lani. i’m gay

Jesper: [ staring at Lani ]

Lani: [ clenches fists ]

Jesper: Lani, don’t.

Lani: [ sweats profusely ]

Lani:

Lani: hI GAY I’M LANI

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Jesper: i’m done talking with you.

Lani: so am i! everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Jesper: Lani.

Lani: