[throathole]

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

[birdsagainsthumanity]

gonna try this brb

[birdsagainsthumanity]

yeast infection

[throathole]

Sorry

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “I still…” prompts

I still smell the traces of your scent on my bedsheets; my clothes; my pillowcase

I still remember your favourite songs; the way you’d sing them out loud thinking no one’s listening, and then getting flustered when you realised I heard you

I still remember all of your little quirks in which I’ve always found so endearing to me, but you always thought were annoying 

I still remember the feel of you under my palms; every curve, every line 

I still have your number memorised, like the back of my hand

I still remember your smile, the soft quirk to it. How could I not? It’s ingrained in the back of my mind, even though I wish it wasn’t

I still can’t get you out of my mind even though I’m probably long gone from yours

I still remember how you’d laugh at my jokes even though they didn’t make any sense to anyone else

I still have our inside jokes kept somewhere in the back of my mind

I still remember how you taste

I still remember how you sound; your sweet voice you told me you hated when you had to listen back to it over voice recording 

I still remember how you’d be there for me, through both the thick and the thin 

I still remember how you told me you’d always be there for me

I still remember how our love was supposed to be unconditional… until it wasn’t

I still remember how things went down south. Where did things go wrong? I still don’t really understand what happened…

I still think about you, day in, day out

I still miss you

I still want you

I still need you

And I… I still love you, even after all of this time 

[ana-hyperfixates-on-tgcf]

I recently told an ao3 writer that I keep going back to their 260k word unfinished slowburn checking for updates for the last 2 years. They said I'm like that puppy that waits for his dead owner at the train station every day.

That's the realest thing anyone's told me online, I ain't even mad.

[homunculus-argument]

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

[penisgeorge]

you wear a collar

[homunculus-argument]

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

[lovesinistra]

[catholicismandpharmacy]

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

[aletheius]

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

[riggedforsuccess]

[historicalfawn]

I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction

[urparty]

no casual interests we hyperfixate like men

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[gimmeblood]

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

[spookymooks]

[fernlom]

I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged

[thelockwolf]

met doing laundry at 2am college au

accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au

picked up the wrong book when we bumped into each other college au

hey exchange student why don’t you can come to mine for thanksgiving?? college au

did i mention college au

walked in on you in the shower college au

drunkenly hooked up but you’re dating my roommate who already hates me college au

the always-partying kid falls for the always-studying kid college au

heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider college au

i really hate you but you have the highest grades in class and i need help college au

(◕‿◕✿) cOLLEGE AU (◕‿◕✿)

[dsfsdjhfksjdhfs]

consider the following aus

“we wore matching halloween costume to this party” au

“we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled” au

“tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out” au

“we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas” au

“we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories” au

“accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus” au

“can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm” au

“accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester” au

“It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus” au

“I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is” au

[fineas-and-pherb]

(x)

[weeee]

@weeniepolice He earned it

[thisartisfine]

I drew the gang,

[welcometothemindparty]

my horrible hybrid of all of them

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[narrettwist]

Homie gonna share this

[theres-a-tvjoe]

destiel, sterek, and johnlock fans to buddie fans right now:

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[catchymemes]