Kunikida Doppo

Armed Detective Agency staff member l Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture

[ilivebymyideals]

Introduction

Honored to meet you all.

My name is Kunikida Doppo, member of the Armed Detective Agency.

I will not be here long, I am on formal business.

You may submit business queries on this platform.

[ilivebymyideals]

Fukuzawa wanted me to let you know Dazai's been arrested by the hunting dogs and Fukuzawa is currently going over there to work things out

You're in charge while he's gone.

I will do my utmost to make sure everything goes smoothly.

Tell Dazai to not let his massive mouth get him killed.

[ilivebymyideals]

So EVERYANON is in a freaky mood today?

freaked out ash 😪

Apparently.

[ilivebymyideals]

Bend over pretty please

🫩

[ilivebymyideals]

Alpha daddy Kunikida

Who?

[ilivebymyideals]

Is dazai under your desk?

Hopefully not?

[ilivebymyideals]

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF

I will not. @stillindebt-sendsake

[ilivebymyideals]

Am I gay?

(-- @stillindebt-sendsake)

Very much so.

[ilivebymyideals]

Bathing all by yourself handsome ;)

yes.

[ilivebymyideals]

How many times has Dazai asked you to get naked?

Depends on which one.

[ilivebymyideals]

heyyyy, Kun-i-kiiiiiii-daaaaaaa

I noticed you haven't paid my tab downstairs, what's that about???

Don't tell me you're spending all your hard earned money on a woman instead of ME?!

I expect the best sake and canned crab you can find as compensation for my emotional distress, or I WILL be taking you to court, laws, rules, beauracracy, paperwork!!!

-- @stillindebt-sendsake

Dazai, pay off your own tabs.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

You're truly heartless! And here I was, thinking of taking you on a perfectly organized dinner

Using your wallet of course (-_-;

[ilivebymyideals]

Aren't you in jail?

[stillindebt-sendsake]

Please! No prison guard could hold back my love!!! Besides, you seem like you need a break, or a back massage

[ilivebymyideals]

I'm quite alright, Dazai. The day's just begun.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

Ehhhhh?!?!?! Are you insinuating my hands aren't good enough to relieve stress???? How cruel!

[ilivebymyideals]

It's just... too early.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

later then? ;)

[ilivebymyideals]

Perhaps. And don't wink at me..

[ilivebymyideals]

heyyyy, Kun-i-kiiiiiii-daaaaaaa

I noticed you haven't paid my tab downstairs, what's that about???

Don't tell me you're spending all your hard earned money on a woman instead of ME?!

I expect the best sake and canned crab you can find as compensation for my emotional distress, or I WILL be taking you to court, laws, rules, beauracracy, paperwork!!!

-- @stillindebt-sendsake

Dazai, pay off your own tabs.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

You're truly heartless! And here I was, thinking of taking you on a perfectly organized dinner

Using your wallet of course (-_-;

[ilivebymyideals]

Aren't you in jail?

[stillindebt-sendsake]

Please! No prison guard could hold back my love!!! Besides, you seem like you need a break, or a back massage

[ilivebymyideals]

I'm quite alright, Dazai. The day's just begun.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

Ehhhhh?!?!?! Are you insinuating my hands aren't good enough to relieve stress???? How cruel!

[ilivebymyideals]

It's just... too early.

[ilivebymyideals]

heyyyy, Kun-i-kiiiiiii-daaaaaaa

I noticed you haven't paid my tab downstairs, what's that about???

Don't tell me you're spending all your hard earned money on a woman instead of ME?!

I expect the best sake and canned crab you can find as compensation for my emotional distress, or I WILL be taking you to court, laws, rules, beauracracy, paperwork!!!

-- @stillindebt-sendsake

Dazai, pay off your own tabs.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

You're truly heartless! And here I was, thinking of taking you on a perfectly organized dinner

Using your wallet of course (-_-;

[ilivebymyideals]

Aren't you in jail?

[stillindebt-sendsake]

Please! No prison guard could hold back my love!!! Besides, you seem like you need a break, or a back massage

[ilivebymyideals]

I'm quite alright, Dazai. The day's just begun.

[ilivebymyideals]

heyyyy, Kun-i-kiiiiiii-daaaaaaa

I noticed you haven't paid my tab downstairs, what's that about???

Don't tell me you're spending all your hard earned money on a woman instead of ME?!

I expect the best sake and canned crab you can find as compensation for my emotional distress, or I WILL be taking you to court, laws, rules, beauracracy, paperwork!!!

-- @stillindebt-sendsake

Dazai, pay off your own tabs.

[stillindebt-sendsake]

You're truly heartless! And here I was, thinking of taking you on a perfectly organized dinner

Using your wallet of course (-_-;

[ilivebymyideals]

Aren't you in jail?

[ilivebymyideals]

Fujoshi' s or Fudanshi' s?

Neither.

[ilivebymyideals]

heyyyy, Kun-i-kiiiiiii-daaaaaaa

I noticed you haven't paid my tab downstairs, what's that about???

Don't tell me you're spending all your hard earned money on a woman instead of ME?!

I expect the best sake and canned crab you can find as compensation for my emotional distress, or I WILL be taking you to court, laws, rules, beauracracy, paperwork!!!

-- @stillindebt-sendsake

Dazai, pay off your own tabs.

[ilivebymyideals]

replying to that one anon ask about u not considering even a bit of facial hair because its itchy

let me scratch it for you

No thank you. Do not invade my personal space.