"I never said that" - Malvolio

An incorrect Twelfth Night/12gw quotes blog.I'm calling myself mod Sebastian because I too am an estranged twin who doesn't know what's going on - inspired by greatcomettexting and incorrectgreatcometquotes

[edettethegreat]

Twelfth Night but told in “it’s more likely than you think” memes

BONUS:

[yllcm]

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

[paper-mario-wiki]

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

classical antiquity (2020) - wikipedia

submitted by @meme-spren

[swagintherain]

[dylangelulasgf-deactivated20190]

how to be less racist

im exhausted from blocking u and sending ur dumbass posts to my friends to talk shit so here’s a tutorial on how not to be a demon. ur welcome white devil

broke: speaking for us

woke: boosting our voices

broke: #im white tag

woke: putting that you’re white in your about page where we can always see it instead of tagging the bi monthly post you rb about racism with this

broke: uwu please let me know if i do something racist

woke: taking responsibility for yourself, monitoring your own actions, being receptive of criticism even if it’s not delivered to you in a nice way

broke: distancing yourself from your whiteness by making white people jokes and talking mad shit abt other white people

woke: understanding that you are not somehow less white than other white people bc you aren’t a cishet able bodied nt man

broke: getting mad when we make jokes abt hating white people

woke: understanding that you don’t get to monitor how we express our anger abt the trauma we’ve experienced at white people’s hands

broke: arguing with us about what is or isn’t racism

woke: understanding that you have never actually experienced racism, staying in your lane, actually listening to us

broke: making racism abt you and your feelings

woke: understanding your experiences with and perspective on racism are dumb and don’t matter, focusing on people of color instead

broke: constantly asking your friends of color to roast people for you

woke: not dragging us into all your messes, handling your own beef, understanding we’re probably tired of ur shit, learning to roast people yourself

broke: reblogging posts abt racism with #let me know if this is ok to rb

woke: not rbing posts if you think rbing it would be overstepping boundaries, contacting op to ask if you can rb their post, developing critical thinking skills

broke: “yeah i dont do this” or “omg i didnt realize that was Bad and i was actively hurting people by doing it” on posts abt racism

woke: reading and comprehending them, reblogging them silently and without commentary, not trying to get brownie points at all times

broke: answering asks from other white demons consoling you after you get called out for racism

woke: blocking those racist bitches, not feeding into the idea that any poc who calls you out is a monster, acknowledging that you fucked up, apologizing, not doing whatever you did again

broke: thanking me for teaching you how to treat poc like people

woke: realizing you should be embarrassed i had to tell you this shit

[classicfm]

[that-twink-composer]

Always reblog when I see this video

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

and people say the baroque times weren’t fun. it was lit af back then. bach was turnt

[blanska]

[onlytwitterpics]

[hazedcalm-deactivated20260508]

nothing has improved my life like my build a bear frog (ig: ryansageg)

[bewareofitalics]

Public Works Twelfth Night valentines! :D

[afewreelthoughts]

GET OFF MY POSTS SEXY OLIVIA BOTS

[afewreelthoughts]

@bewareofitalics​ 10/10 best possible response to this post

[bewareofitalics]

COWBOY TWELFTH NIGHT PERFORMED BY TINY CHILDREN.  TWO DIFFERENT CASTS OF THEM.  AND IT SEEMS TO BE A MUSICAL?  OMG.

[alteregotistical]

Shakespeare: here’s my Good Supporting Character and his name is Benvolio

Shakespeare: and here’s my Evil Supporting Character named Malvolio

Shakespeare:

[dukeofstratford]

Horrible Staging Idea #77

Twelfth Night where Viola is played by a man and Sebastian is played by a woman, adding layers to the confusion. 

Thanks, @ghosts-unite!

[fluteenthusiast]

New alignment chart as literature movements tumblr is obsessed with

[dukeofstratford]

Tag urself I’m Goth Shakespearean

[malvoliowithin]

What the hell is Shakespearean goth? Sounds awesome though I’m on board

[dukeofstratford]

I claim not to know exactly how this works on a linguistic level, only the vibes I wish to exude

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge Magazine, December 1921

[bewareofitalics]

#malvolio and feste dot jpg (via danishprince)

[therightprometheanfire]

I’ve put extensive thought into this and the Shakespeare character that most definitely vapes is Mercutio. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[dukeofstratford]

This is Sir Andrew Aguecheek erasure and I will not stand for it