I LOVE FISH IN MY PANTS

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i wish i could be a frog

to merely croak and frolick in a bog

nobody is stopping me as not a frog

but i dont think i could handle the societal consequences of prancing in a bog

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has anybody actually tried shitting without the use of the buffer seat? (the one between the top seat and the toilet bowl) cuz im looking at it and it just seems uncomfortable and im grateful for the buffer seat

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i have seen maybe 2 accounts on here that dont have some kind of non cisgender pronouns this app really is just like a crowd of pigeons attracted to someones spilt chips but its lgbts attracted to this heap of shit

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next time my educated ass in a bind i am not requesting a party with the adventure guild 😤✊

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neck pain.

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neck hurt owww + shit meself

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just put some homework i did online through an ai detector tf you mean 75% ai am i a cyborg??

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ive just thought of an incredible saying holy shit:

the amish would forgive you for abolishing corn.

this is referring to someone who is very convincing like silver tongue type shit

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so many fucking exceptions to i before e except after c i hate it like wtf

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what if children started humping peoples legs like dogs or if people humped dog legs except that already happens its just called zoophilia

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 frog!

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i have learned a lesson today

dont eat toast on the shitter you get crumbs in your underwear

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Monster Hunter wilds

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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KILLING YOU VIOLENTLY

suck my dick

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just chigged a cup a backwash

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IM FREE!