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synopsis: watching a movie with your boyfriend takes an unexpected turn for the worst (or for the better..?)
warnings: mdni, smut, forced british tone, a slur (fag), not proofread, the smut is very satire and forced, this is full of inside jokes and idek why you're reading this if you aren't esther.
an: we know you will hate every part of this and that's exactly why we made this. we hope u find your late birthday gift funny and we made this so you wouldn't be excluded from the birthday fic tradition. happy second birthday, we love u smsmsm okay bye.
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It was a warm summer night in Norway. Y/n had just got back from an irish jig competition , which she won. And as per usual, what better way to celebrate than watching a movie cuddled up in her couch with none other than her boyfriend Sohee.
Sohee and Y/n have been together for three days and things were going amazing. They already moved in together, met her parents, and got a pet possum called Bella.
Some might say they were moving too fast, but Y/n truly felt like she met the love of her life. They met at last week's leprechaun lookalike contest, where Sohee fell helplessly in love with the winner, Y/n.
"There's my winner" Sohee exclaimed, running into Y/n's arms. Sohee was relatively shorter than Y/n, having to be scooped up like a child.
"I've prepared everything already so you can just shower and get cozy." he said, pointing to the couch and coffee table, filled with sweets, crisps and a warm blanket, all for his dear Y/n.
"Awwwwwwh, thank you baby i love you baby so much baby" she said, leaning down to kiss his forehead and strode into her washroom.
By the time she was done showering and getting cozy, she walked out to see Sohee struggling to pick a good movie to watch. That's when a lightbulb went off in Y/n's head. "What if we watch the new bl "Ghost Gays"?"
"What the fuck is that." he asked, unamused.
"It's good, i promise! My friend Erling Haaland watched it and he really liked it" she said insistently.
"Okay but hes gay innit."
"Aren't you gay too mate?"
Sohee scoffed and agreed, trying to prove his straightness after being ticked off by her comment.
The screen lit up as Y/n snuggled into Sohee's lean chest. Ghost Gays was a wild show, starring the idol Oh Sion getting fucked by a ghost.
As Sion got railed deliciously, Sohee felt something turn in his gut, something a little more pleasant than he'd like to admit, instantly having to cover his lap with a pillow.
Y/n caught on fast, sensing her boyfriend was enjoying this more than she was, proving her entire point.
"Sohee you dirty lad." she said, sitting up and pulling the pillow off his lap, seeing the clear tent in his drawls.
"What the bloody hell you got going on here mate"
"I have no bloody clue what you're talking about" he exclaimed, covering his crotch with both hands.
"You lying fraud, what is that in your trousers then lad?" she yelled, yanking both of his wrists off of him.
"Get off me man" he exclaimed, now exposed to the truth.
"So you enjoy that shit innit? Are you some sort of fag mate? A homo?"
Sohee felt his blood boil at the words. He could not believe his lover was doubting his heterosexuality.
"Are you not gonna say anything lad? Is that the truth? You piece of-"
Sohee pranced onto her lap, pulling her jumper up, revealing her perky mounds.
"Hop off man" she squirmed. "No, you wanted to see a straight man so bad, take a straight man then bruv."
Y/n felt a sudden gush of wetness fill her panties. The feeling of being exposed to such a manly lad had her gears grinding hard.
"Touch me Sohee, touch me lad" she whispered.
Sohee yanked her jumper and skirt off in one go, proceeding by removing his garments animalistically.
He leant down and bit at her neck, gaining whimpers and sobs from Y/n. "Sohee, you're gonna draw blood if you keep being so rough"
"I thought you loved ghosts and vampires, what's the problem now lad?"
Y/n held back a laugh as he circled his tongue on one of her peaks. Sohee choked back moans as he grinded on her leg, eager to relieve the pressure built up in between his legs.
Y/n felt his pathetic thrusts on her thigh, if she wasn't so overstimulated she would've totally teased him for it.
"Shit... i think i'm close innit" he said, barely above a whisper, but unfortunately for him, Y/n caught it.
"So close already... i knew you were a sissy mate"
Unbeknownst to Y/n, those words only brought Sohee closer, him enjoying the way he was speaking to her.
"Fuck-" he choked out, hips stuttering and shaking as he released onto her stomach.
Sohee was panting and out of breath as he pulled his head up to look Y/n in the eyes. "Fuck... i'm sorry..."
They both caught their breath, becoming aware that the bl they were watching was still playing on the screen, recreating almost the exact scene they just made.
"That was hot, mate." she said, wiping herself off with a nearby towel.
"What?" the words caught him off guard.
"Who knew you were such a good sucker lad"
Sohee grinned. “You know me, top of the class.”
