I would just like to say that Hunter and Brittany have their cats go on a playdate every few months or so (Since on the Wiki Mr. Puss was Lord Tubbington's ex Boyfriend).
Or USED to since they're ex Boyfriends.
Hunter and Brittany definitely met somehow from their cats.
It's canon I swear
Oh yeah, and Brittany totally deleted a Fondue For Two episode of Hunter, after hearing about the Warbler Steroid Incident.
âNESS!!â Abby screamed. She rushed into the diner as the sky grew dark. Vanessa followed her in pursuit. The waiter, now known as Ness, stopped cleaning and waved at them.
âHey guys! You here for some food or-â Before Ness could finish, he took notice of the short man being carried in Vanessaâs arms. âOh. Oh no.â He rushed over to the two, the counter he was cleaning now being long forgotten.
âWe- We were just at the pizzeria and- and-â Abby stuttered out while Vanessa laid Mike down in an unused booth near the trio. Ness looked over to Mike before rushing to Abby to comfort her.
Ness pondered what she meant by pizzeria, but decided to go with a statement first rather than a stress inducing question. âHey hey! Itâs alright. Iâm sure whatever happened was in NO means your fault.â He ushered. Bending down to be her height and resting a hand on Abbyâs shoulder to ground her. Ness swears he could see her smile sadly before quickly going back to a worried expression.
Vanessa walked over to the two and asked Ness something. âHey do you by anyyyyy chance. Know a pizzeria by the name FreddyâsâŠ?â Ness stared at Vanessa like he had been waiting for a question like this to be asked to him for his entire life. He immediately stood back up before responding.
âDO I know Freddyâs!? DO I?! Vanessa. Iâve been making theories about that place longer than Abby has probably been alive. Trust me. I know that place like the back of my hand.â Ness said with assurance.
Vanessa looked at him. âWell. Mike happens to work as a security guard there and⊠As you can tell something⊠Bad⊠Happened.â She grimaced at the memory as Ness looked at her in confusion.
âI uhm⊠understand that place doesnât really have a good history but what in HELL happened there for you two to show up in front of Sparkyâs?!â He stood back to get another glance at Mike before adding, âSorry. The three of you.â
âNess. I know it might seem strange but seriously itâs better if we just donât explain it to you-âŠâ Abby then cut off Vanessa before she could finish what she was saying.
âMe Vanessa Mike and all my friends were having some fun when all of a sudden my friends froze up and shut down. I get all upset because what the heck!! Anyways. Next thing I know they are like- vomiting smoke from their mouths?? Mike tells me and Vanessa to run for some reason and so we do obviously and Vanessa shuts the door. She opens it a second later though and Mike is on the ground passed out!! Also all my friends are gone so that sucks.â She frowned as she finished her long info-dump.
Ness stared at the younger Schmidt in absolute shock. Vanessa shared a similar look on her face. âSo⊠Abby⊠you're telling me âyour friendsâ drugged mike..?â Ness tried his best to control himself so he doesnât seem like heâs yelling in front of Abby.
Abby shook her head to signify a âyesâ as Ness sighed. âI mean⊠she is telling the truth.â Vanessa said bluntly. Hoping to make the situation less awkward. Her efforts didnât really help though. So she tried something else. Humor. âHey! Maybe you could try kissing him!â
Ness stared at her in absolute confusion. His face seemed to be blushing but only Abby really noticed. ââŠYou know⊠True loveâs kiss and all..?â Nessâs face grew a brighter red color as he thought about it.
âIsnât that severely impracticalâŠ!?â Abby laughed at Nessâs blushing. Ness got more embarrassed when Vanessa even decided to join in on Abbyâs loud giggling.
âCâmon I see you blushing like an idiot! Have some fun. Itâs not like itâs gonna work? But if you chicken out just kiss him lightly on the cheek or somethingâŠâ The waiter looked at Vanessa in disbelief.
âI have NEVER âchickened out.ââ He said with fake anger before adding. âBut uh- Maybe I will. Tonight.â Vanessa groaned as Abby laughed at her action. Repeating it with a more exaggerated feel.
âAnyway. Iâm gonna go rob your company's fridge now. Wanna come Abbâs?â Vanessa felt her pockets to make sure she had everything with her before looking over to Abby to see what her answer was.
She found Abby aggressively nodding. âYes please!â Vanessa smiled as she took Abbyâs hand gently into hers for safety before leading her out into the Sparkyâs storage room.
âWAIT YOU DONâT EVEN-â The pair walked off before Ness could finish. He still continued to add. â-Know⊠Where it isâŠâ The waiter sighed as he turned over to the booth Mike was sleeping near. Ness became completely entranced by how soft Mike seemed. Almost, at peace. In a sense.
Ness breathed in and out. âMaybe⊠One try couldnât hurt? Right?â He thought as he straightened his uniform and brushed off his shoulders for any dust particles that might have fallen on him.
Vanessa and Abby peered from the doorway of the storage room. Vanessa pointed it out to Abby while whispering âPlan G: Get Ness to finally own up to his crush on Mike is a go!â Abby smiled as she watched the scene play out.
See, Abby and Vanessa KNOW they couldâve just brought Mike to a hospital and BOOM. But, Vanessa examined Mike for any wounds and came to the realization that nothing had really happened. Mike had just passed out from the gas. Her and Abby decided to use this hurdle as an advancement in their end goal. Ness and Mike FINALLY getting together. Mike and Ness together and ready for Plan G. Though, Vanessa and Abby would have NEVER expected Ness singing to be part of their plan!
âDon't freak out, it's okay
'Cause true love can save the day
And I think we feel the same
But I don't know..â
Ness danced around the room as he sang, and Vanessa and Abby watched in complete surprise. They knew Ness was a little bit of a theater kid but- They never knew it was THIS BAD.
âWhen we met, it was sweet
He was oh so into me
Seems like things are meant to be
But I don't know.â
Ness took off his apron he had been using to save his uniform from the substances he used to clean. He placed it on the other end of the booth and looked down on Mike. His face flushing just by the sight of him. He quickly broke the gaze and continued.
âDoes he love me?
Or does he love me not?
Do I love him?
And is it strong enough?â
Abby and Vanessa shared a quick and quiet high-five as they saw Ness. Sharing their victory even though it may have been too early to celebrate.
âOne kiss, one kiss It all comes down to this
One kiss, one kiss⊠Ooh!
One kiss, one kiss
This moment could be it
I, I, I wanna know
So here I goâŠâ
The waiter hesitated as he tried to plant a soft kiss on the security guards lips. He tried, really! He did. Yet he couldnât bring himself to fully commit to the idea. Vanessa and Abby groaned as they saw the hesitation.
âKeep it cool, keep it calm
Think he's loved me all along
But maybe I got it wrong
So I don't knowâŠ
He's so good, got my back
But maybe I'm just too bad
Could we be a perfect match?
Now, I don't knowâŠâ
âOh I wish I had a camera right nowâŠâ Vanessa whispered to Abby as she nodded. Whispering back a quick âMe tooâ To the police officer before continuing to look at Ness.
âDoes he love me?
Or does he love me not?
Do I love him?
And is it strong enough?!
One kiss, one kiss
It all comes down to this
One kiss, one kiss. Ooh!â
Ness continued to sing like no one was watching. In his head, he was thankful none of his coworkers could work late tonight, or else heâd have a LOT to explain. Or maybe he wouldnât. His coworkers were kinda used to it at this point.
âOne kiss, one kiss
This moment could be it
I, I, I wanna know
So here I goâŠâ
Vanessa and Abby muttered a quick âGo.â Rushing Ness to hurry up and just kiss that dude already!!
âYeah, here I goâŠ
I feel my heartbeat beating saying, âIt's gonna workâ
But if I'm dream-dream-dreaming, this is gonna hurt
Either I will or I won't
What if I do and he don't?
Is he my Romeo?
Oh, there's only one, one way to really knowâ
To get his mind off of Mike, and also to prepare himself for what he was about to convince himself to do, Ness finished cleaning the diner. Putting back on his apron for a second before finally getting it over with putting everything away. Of course he still hit some dance moves while he was getting ready.
âHEYYYYY one kiss, one kiss
It all comes down to this
One kiss, one kiss
Ooh One kiss, one kiss
This moment could be it
I, I, I wanna know
So here I goâ
Ness leaned back down to Mike once again, Vanessa and Abby muttering another âGo!â To encourage from afar. Mike immediately moved in his sleep, causing Ness to jump back.
ââŠHere I goâŠâ
Ness went back in to try a second time, they always say second time's the charm- right? But while doing so Mike moves again. Ness quickly grew frustrated.
âHere I go!
Here I goâŠâ
The Sparkyâs waiter slowly put his lips ever so softly onto Mikeâs. Vanessa and Abby cheered (for real this time) as Ness had finally done it. After a few seconds, he let go and rose back up. Feeling kind of stupid at the fact he sort of expected something to happen.
Suddenly, as if god had heard what Ness was thinking, Mike woke up in a cold sweat. He looked up and stared at Ness. Who stared back with just the same amount of shock. Even Vanessa had a surprised expression that had situated itself on her face.
Abby was smiling while Vanessa gazed in awe. She knew the kiss would work the whole time. After all, fairytales never lie! Everyone should know that.
âWhat⊠What happened.â Mike asked with fear, lacing his voice. He didnât get an answer though. Just a few more minutes of panic induced silence before Ness yelled.
maybe the shot of mack (matpat) in iswm sitting on a throne with a dog bed next to him embroidered with âcappyâ (the viewer is the captain) did smth to me before i even knewâŠ..
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