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Hi, I'm Jubz. I'm a 20 year old situated in Australia who finally caved to social pressure and joined Tumblr so her friends would stop bugging her; you know who you are.  

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SweetPoffin’s Female Cover Of Hellfire

[intothecostumeroom]

#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story

[styliferous]

It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped

[castrel64]

oh my actual god yes yes yes

[awesomequacker-deactivated20151]

there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

[theasexualityblog-deactivated20]

"Marry your best friend" *loud Demisexual laughter*

[thegoneseriesblog]

Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!”

and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!” 

[frenchtugboat]

*australians crying in the distance*

[iraffiruse]

[oodlittlething]

COME AND LOVE ME. WE’RE FAMILY NOW, GUYS.

So, in the most technical way of using the word, every relationship is an act of incest. Beautiful.

[gayladygrey]

See, tumblr is family.

[stiilees]

..Does this mean that we’re all related to Benedict?

[connyhascontrol]

YES

YES IT DOES

[bongcop]

the signs as food in ur wallets

Aries: 

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[askkairi]

some reincarnation AUs

I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friends’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life (jk yes I am)

I’ve met you in every single lifetime and I always hope it will work out but it doesn’t but I’ll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth it 

 I meet and fall in love with you in every lifetime at the same age but your age is always different so it never works out and for the first time I’m meeting you when we’re the same age and I’m horrified that I might fuck this up 

 I skipped like four cycles of reincarnation and I know you’re pissed at me for leaving you all those lifetimes but it wasn’t my fault please please will you take me back 

 We only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that we’re soul mates but half the time I won’t believe you and half the time you’re already dating someone else 

 I don’t know how to tell you this but the reason you didn’t see me in our last reincarnation cycle is because for some fucked up reason I was reincarnated as your dog 

 We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime

[gentlepanpirate]

"You can’t repeat the past." "Can’t repeat the past?" he cried incredulously. "Why of course you can!"

-F . Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, Chapter Six

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[kingcheddarxvii]

There have been a lot of good memes this year but I think the underdog meme of 2014 is “shaming aesthetic bloggers who unnecessarily submerge things in water that should not be submerged in water”

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[erinposting]

shit

[natasalways]

you used a ziploc you cheated the meme police are coming

[fashion-runways]

NICOLAS JEBRAN Couture Fall 2013

[izzyhill]

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[omfgdanshobbithair-deactivated2]

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[nlxy]

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[pawgleprosy]

[funny-and-clever-url-deactivate]

[bangerzlester]

[moved-to-renminiscent]

reblogging cause new zealand

[lancehlot]

mind-games-are-my-speciality vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho I FOUND THE THING AGAIN

[vjezze]

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

[davidbowowie]

there’s several of these as well;

[hey-assbutt-its-a-parade]

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

[sexpositivepunk]

ragingdarcy:

amsterdamn

Really though it was great 

[i-am-myself-this-is-me]

It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati.

[i-eat-men-like-air]

you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell.

Almost two years ago I was approached by a man at a bar. He was very handsome— tall, with great cheek bones and the kind of eyes that crinkle at the corners with every smile. That man asked to buy me and my friends a drink. 

Not wanting to give him the wrong idea, we turned him down. None of us were single, and we’d all had experiences where men have expected things from us after providing seemingly generous acts of charity. 

That man spent the rest of the night harassing us. He followed us around the bar, dumped a beer over my friend’s head when she confronted him, made lewd comments about my ass when I walked passed to go to the bathroom. We tried to tell the bar staff what was happening, but with the room being so crowded, by the time we managed to locate the bouncer, he’d disappeared into a throng of people.

That man approached us when we were on our way to our car. He was verbally aggressive, throwing slurs at us and stepping into our personal space. When I pushed him away, he punched me in the face hard enough to knock me down. When my friend tried to call the police, he slammed her head into a wall. 

We were lucky that after that, he panicked an ran away. It could have been much, much worse.

Bottom line? Fuck you if you think all women want is attention from attractive men. Fuck you for eternity.

Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye. 

[jimhines]

"Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye."

[jcoleknowsbest]

men gotta stop this shit…

[goshyn-deactivated20191025]

This makes me so sad because it’s true. 

[books-are-better-than-sex]

I need asexual representation because before I knew that asexuality existed, I would get severe anxiety thinking I would one day have to consent to sex with a romantic partner in order to be loved by them.

I need asexual representation because the first time I came out to a group of strangers, one said, “I just don’t understand how you don’t feel anything.”

I need asexual representation because no one should ever feel broken or alone because they don’t want something that is supposedly “necessary” and “normal.”

I need asexual representation.

[carlboygenius]

The Ocean Array Plan. Devised by 19yo Boyan Slat, this passive system, if installed, could clean up both The Great Pacific Garbage Patch & The North Atlantic Garbage Patch. Sort of like an anchored Roomba for the ocean…

Source: http://www.trueactivist.com/ingenious-19-year-old-develops-plan-to-clean-up-oceans-in-5-years/

[knowledgeandlove-deactivated201]

"Although extensive feasibility studies are currently being conducted, it has been estimated that through the selling of plastic retrieved over the five years, the money would surpass the initial cost to execute the project. In other words, it may even be potentially profitable. Because the main deterrent to implement large scale cleanup projects is due to the financial cost, this solution could perhaps pave ways for future innovations of global cleanup to also be invented.”

This is huge.

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Am I the only one who thought about DJ Roomba

[fuckboyzuko]

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

This is my new favorite post