Lime

[im-not-paranoid]

GO AWAY!

aliens are real, and they like to kill

type shit

lime among us

they/them for all of the crewmates

I LOVE BLIMEEEEE

crewmates with paws supremacy

my main is @pest-control-jerp

same boundaries n stuff

i have sooo many blogs…

i might draw some answers but i’ve never drawn him before and i lack motivation

[im-not-paranoid]

limee

chicken or nuggets

huh??

[im-not-paranoid]

Lime... are you caught up on your tetanus shot? I can't help but have a sneaking suspicion that you're not. Which would be very concerning given your occupation...

@doctorblueonboard

((You dont gotta answer my ask btw dw :3 ))

[LIME, as they usually are when at medbay (due to not wanting to enter), is only peeking out of the vent on the floor. but after BLUE says that, they move a bit further down in the vent]

i know better than to trust vaccines of any kind! i’m never getting anything put into my body that’s got a virus in it, and vaccines have just that! and how do i know that’s all?! there could be microchips! OR DNA-ALTERING SUBSTANCES! OR SOMETHING ELSE!!

[doctorblueonboard]

*Blue sighs quietly at their usual rambling, but they keep their tone kind, crouching beside the vent.

What if I promise that it's completely safe? I'll even let you look at a sample under a microscope if that makes you feel better. Would that help, by chance?

*they offer gently with a hand gestured outward.

I hope you understand that I am simply concerned for your health..

[im-not-paranoid]

maybe.. but i’m not putting anything in my body that i don’t bless myself!

and you can’t make me! and neither can big pharma and the shadow government!!

[they emerge slightly more from the vent, but are still wary]

[im-not-paranoid]

Lime... are you caught up on your tetanus shot? I can't help but have a sneaking suspicion that you're not. Which would be very concerning given your occupation...

@doctorblueonboard

((You dont gotta answer my ask btw dw :3 ))

[LIME, as they usually are when at medbay (due to not wanting to enter), is only peeking out of the vent on the floor. but after BLUE says that, they move a bit further down in the vent]

i know better than to trust vaccines of any kind! i’m never getting anything put into my body that’s got a virus in it, and vaccines have just that! and how do i know that’s all?! there could be microchips! OR DNA-ALTERING SUBSTANCES! OR SOMETHING ELSE!!

[im-not-paranoid]

liiimeee

imposter is behind you

WHAT?!

[they turn around so fast they almost fall over. they grumble to themself when there’s nothing there]

hrghh… always getting tricked…

[im-not-paranoid]

How do you feel abt your fellow crewmates

ghrhh..

i guess i’ll mention them ALL…

red is a CONTROL FREAK, purple is BAD AT THEIR JOB, orange is a PART OF THE CORPORATE HIVE MIND, white is an EVIL CAPITALIST, green is.. fine. cyan might be onto something half the time, but the other half is BULLSHIT, black is under the thrall of BIG SCIENCE, brown and yellow are probably slipping mind control devices and medicines into the others’ food when they’re not looking, under the orders of mira, but i exorcise all of my food.

… and blue is overrated.

[im-not-paranoid]

here buddy have this

A TRACKING DEVICE?! OR MAYBE A BOMB-!

[he throws the lemon and throws holy water at it]

[im-not-paranoid]

👀

WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME?!