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dave | 21 | new york and houston i dont like to talk that much [Indie mute!Dave Strider blog. Semi-selective. Will get nsfw.]

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how to determine the gender of my nipples

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So Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was posing for pictures and 

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The face of a man who knew exactly what he was doing when they panned over his outfit.

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crabbyprince replied to your post: cant believe scuttles actually came over and here...

YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE NERD

but is it really my problem youre the one in love with this dirty slob

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cant believe scuttles actually came over and here i am  in dirty slacks and tshirt

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crabbyprince‌:

YOURE RIDI-CULOUS

i am but thats why im so lovable B;)

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crabbyprince‌:

OH PLEASE DONT BE ABSURD

I GOT A LONG ASS TIME BEFORE MY JOINTS START -CREAKING LIKE AN OLD HUSK

MEMES ARENT GOING TO DELAY THIS EITHER

its been scientifically proven that memes keep you young both physically and mentally pls

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crabbyprince‌:

REASONS YOURE A NERD

IM SURROUNDED BY MEMES

dude who doesnt meme in this day and age its time for you to learn maybe then your joints wont crack every time you change a pose while modeling itll keep you young B)

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good thing we’re both hella gay huh

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF NERD

OK MAYBE ILL -CON-CEDE THIS TIME

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hah gottem

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crabbyprince replied to your post: crabbyprince replied to your post: ...

F INE MAYBE I WILL!!! ARE YOUR -COORDINATES THE SAME?

hell yeah B)

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crabbyprince replied to your post: crabbyprince replied to your post: ...

SHUT UP YOU -CANT PROVE IT!!

come on over and prove that youre not flustered then i want to see your face and whether or not its flush from all of this

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crabbyprince replied to your post: crabbyprince replied to your post: ...

SHUT THE HELL UP DAVE IM TRYING TO BE GENUINE HERE I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE GAY OK HOW THE FU-CK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WHEN YOURE ULTIMATE GAY OVER HERE TRYING TO FLUSTER ME UP!!!! ITS NOT WORKING THIS TIME I SWEAR

you say it isnt working but clearly youre getting flustered B)