Akatsuki Imagines

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Hi! I know this is totally out of the blue but I’d love to hear some of your headcanons for human Sasori (can be NSFW too)

I’m not really sure if you meant Sasori as a human in a world where no powers exist, Sasori as a regular person (not a shinobi) in the Naruto world, Sasori when he was a human, or Sasori if he was turned into a human. I decided to focus on the latter two, but if this isn’t what you were looking for, feel free to send another ask!

I think Sasori was actually quite sensitive as a child. He could feel emotions just as strong as others, but he just didn’t express them. Not because he or someone else was forcing him to suppress them, though. He was just naturally like that.

His flat affect and deadpan delivery, unsurprisingly, worked against him in the friendship department. He thought that suited him just fine— he had his interests (puppetry and poison making) to occupy his time— and, after years of being alone, he started to genuinely believe it.

Deep down, I think he wanted a place to belong (which he’d probably vehemently deny). Despite how dysfunctional they were, the Akatsuki eventually became that. It’s why he held such a grudge against Orochimaru for betraying them.

If he ever had to be back in a human body again, he would hate it. Not only is it a slap in the face of his art, but he’d gotten so used to being inhuman that all the inconveniences of the human body would irritate him to no end. He would never want to be human again if he could help it.

Fortunately for him, he was a human before, so it doesn't take him very long at all to figure out (read: remember) how to pilot one. He’d be acting like his usual self in no time— and immediately try to find a way to reverse it— minus the extra frustration of having to take care of human needs he thought he’d long shed.

If he was short-tempered and impatient before, it’s way worse now.

Because of how devoted he is to his art, I don’t see a world where he doesn’t turn himself into a puppet. To become a master at one’s art, they have to become it (or something like that…)

Sasori is a very practical and logical person. If, for some reason, he’d chosen to stay human, he’d quickly realize the mistake he made in doing so. Turning himself into a puppet would not just advance his art, it would also make him harder to defeat (so he could continue to perfect his technique).

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Not sure if you do story’s or small headcannon but can you do one where kisame meet someone who are like him but are like a sea creature looking

Kisame would find them intriguing. Ever the conversationalist, he’d probably try to engage them and ask them about their heritage (maybe they have some distant relation with the Hoshigaki, who knows?) since he hasn’t met many like him. He’d be curious about their experiences (if it was anything like his), but especially their powers. If they were up for a fight, he’d spar with them and try to draw out any hidden abilities (let’s be honest, though, he’d do this with anyone he found interesting/powerful). If the initial meeting went well, they’d be passing acquaintances at best— like sharing a drink or something because they happen to be in the same village— Kisame is loyal to the Akatsuki first and foremost, so he couldn’t afford more than that.

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I normally don’t do asks but I saw your DDLC one and wanted to have one of my own if that’s okay? If so can I request the Akatsuki with the Roblox game pressure ? :3

Pein/Nagato: Highly discourage you from asking him to play because he’s liable to have a heart attack at a moment's notice. Will probably only play if Konan plays with him.

Konan: Not her kind of thing, but she’s a beast. She’s scarily efficient and straight-faced, hardly being affected by whatever is happening on the screen. Often “plays” with Nagato (he’s mostly cowering behind her and being amazed at her impassiveness).

Deidara: Gets really into it and screams at every jump scare. He’s pretty good at solving the puzzles and is a good teammate overall, but he will leave your ass if you’re not necessary for the next step and you’re slowing him down. Also, if anyone can convince the other members to play, it’s probably him.

Sasori: Eventually tries the game after getting tired of Deidara’s pestering, and he’s surprised to say that he enjoys it. The horror elements are right up his alley and he’s smart enough to figure out most puzzles himself. If it’s a team puzzle and his teammates are slow, he will get impatient. Makes a lot of critiques (which annoys Deidara because he can’t just enjoy the game and always has something to say).

Itachi: Can’t convince him to play (he prioritizes his sanity and mental health) but is open to watching other people play (while being totally relaxed and cocooned in a blanket). This is pretty helpful because he will occasionally pipe up if he knows the solution to a puzzle.

Kisame: He plays purely for the fun of it. Happy-go-lucky and doesn’t really care if he wins or loses (which can frustrate his teammates), but he’s 100% invested when there’s a high-adrenaline sequence.

Hidan: He is having a blast playing this game. Granted, he gets frustrated at the puzzles because he’s absolute dogshit at solving them, but he has a lot of fun running around and enjoying the horror elements while his teammates have to figure everything out.

Kakuzu: ^ The teammate in question (if someone somehow convinces him to play because he neither likes nor wants to play video games). Will struggle with the controls in the beginning because he’s an old man.

Obito: Definitely a tryhard. May occasionally play as a stress-reliever (it doesn’t work because he gets mad at his teammates for being stupid). He also definitely takes notes on particularly difficult/interesting puzzles and good horror elements (to incorporate into his own schemes).

Zetsu: He can appreciate the puzzles and horror elements, but he’s not really impressed (something about being a centuries-old being or whatever). Don’t let the two sides play together because they will argue and/or sabotage each other (which often results in everyone dying).

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[imagineakatsuki]

I just wanted to say that I love your writing!

Thank you~ I’m happy to hear that ❤️

I’m not sure if I ever plugged this anywhere, but I’m also on AO3! (Yes, the great March 1st outage was terrible for my sanity.) My name is Sulluspark on there. I write for a variety of fandoms and it’s mostly ship stuff (because I have a lot of OTPs), so if that’s your thing, feel free to check out some of my other work!

If we happen to share a few fandoms or OTPs in common and you want to yap about them, shoot me an ask on my main blog! Please, I’m begging you— some of my fandoms are so dead (╥﹏╥) and I ship some absolute rare pairs lol.

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Ship request pls!

I love animals, my cat is extremely important to me. I'm 5'6, I have freckles, and hazel eyes. I use she/they pronouns and have no dating preference when it comes to gender.

I'm agnostic, but I grew up catholic and went to sunday school and church as a kid and teen. I have an interest in learning about religions becuase of that. I love to cook and bake, its one of the ways I relieve stress!

My favorite genre is horror! Horror movies, horror books, horror shows, etc. I prefer Psychological horror but also have a love for classic slasher movies.

Im big on cuddling and touch in general when im close to someone, but hate being touched by strangers or people im not super close to.

I enjoy gardening and cute things as well, I keep plushies on my bed. I have a collection of geodes and cool stones. Im not a fan of jewelry, I dont like how they feel against my skin.

I ship you with Kisame! You seem like a gentle person, and I see him returning that kindness while still providing a playful “push” so the relationship isn’t boring. Like you, he’s a pretty tactile person, so he definitely doesn’t mind the cuddling and physical contact. While he’s not possessive, he’s still reasonably protective, especially with the few people he actually cares about, so you’d have a big guard dog at the ready whenever you’re uncomfortable by strangers getting too close. After he found out about your geode collection, he started looking out for cool stones to bring back for you whenever he’s away (like a souvenir, except he doesn’t really know what’s good or not, so some of them are… questionable). Although he’s not good at gardening or baking, I see him as being a pretty decent cook, so preparing meals together or for each other would be something you bond over (in addition to the love of animals and movie watching).

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[imagineakatsuki]

Can you make one how the akatsuki cuddles whit their lover?

And if it is possible can you make tobi and obito separately?

Pein/Nagato: He likes cuddling, but doesn't think it would be particularly comfortable for his s/o considering the state his body is in. If his s/o really wanted to, he'd probably make a cuddle pile with his paths. Definitely a little spoon.

Konan: She prefers being face-to-face with her s/o. The sweetheart's cradle would probably be her favorite position. If spooning, she prefers being the little spoon.

Deidara: He likes to spoon his s/o, but he's so in their space that it's to the point of smothering. His s/o has definitely had to spit his hair out of their mouth more than a few times.

Sasori: He doesn't really like to cuddle and he doesn't understand why his s/o would want to either. Wooden bodies are unconformable and don't give good hugs, as he's learned from experience.

Itachi: This man loves to lay in his s/o's lap. He finds it relaxing, especially when they comb through his hair. He likes it the other way too (with his s/o's head in his lap), but more often than not, he's too tired to reciprocate and his s/o takes pity on him.

Kisame: Gives the best cuddles, no question. His s/o probably loves the sweetheart's cradle (he's always the one doing the cradling). Also doesn't mind his s/o sitting on his lap, and may even encourage it if they're in a situation where there are no seats left.

Hidan: Will starfish over his s/o and bury them under him (if in bed) or completely wrap himself around their back. He has no regard for personal space, and also no regard for whoever might be watching.

Kakuzu: Doesn't engage in cuddling often, and when he does, it's usually hard-won by his s/o. I can see him laying on the couch with his s/o on top of him because he was too tired to shove them off (begrudgingly, he admits it's not so bad).

Tobi: He's the type to suggest sharing a sweater (as in: wearing it at the same time) or wrapping him and his s/o in a blanket like a burrito. The blanket is, of course, burrito-patterned (and also too small for the task).

Obito: Also gives good cuddles. Somehow, he can sense when his s/o is stressed out and just uses Kamui to teleport behind them and wrap them up in his arms (this may end in him carrying his s/o away to a bed or couch depending on how stressed they are). It definitely scares his s/o shitless the first few times, but then they get used to it.

Zetsu: In the beginning, he's unsure where to put his hands, how to hold his s/o, how much pressure to apply— just what to do in general. It takes some time (and patience from his s/o), but he eventually gets it. Sometimes, though, the two sides argue over how they should cuddle and their poor s/o is just stuck in the middle of it.

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[imagineakatsuki]

Ship request

I often tired and like to be for my self after schools days for I get to tired to do anything else

I never judge people how they look but i mostly do judge if they are to bad and like to harassing people

I’m often nervous tall people

I have problems saying no to people

I love drawing villains mostly villains who got cards power or are magician

I got eating problems so I eat when I feel like it

I live snakes really much for they looks so cool and they are so unique by there looks

I do really enjoy baking and making food

I often got hard time to get friends for I have trust issues but when I well have one I love telling jokes and stuff

I ship you with Konan! She's very caring when it comes to her loved ones, so she would keep you on track when it comes to eating and would be very understanding with your lethargy. Baking and cooking would be an activity that connects the two of you (a nice, relaxing activity when there's time). As a protective person, you needn't worry about being forced into things because you couldn't say no— she'd do it for you. Since she, herself, keeps her feelings close to her heart, she values your trust and would treasure the way you open up to her, vowing to defend that at all costs. You also both share the same ideal of disliking bad people and bullies.

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The Akatsuki and their Favorite Genre

Action/Adventure: Obito, Deidara, Hidan, Kisame

Sports: Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu (because he’s betting)

Sci-fi: Sasori

Fantasy: Konan, Obito

Romance: Konan, Itachi

Slice of Life: Nagato

Horror: Sasori, Hidan

Comedy: Kisame, Deidara

Anything: Zetsu (he doesn’t really understand what’s going on half of the time)

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[imagineakatsuki]

How would each of the akatsuki react to waking up in their bodies in the past? Say, before they became missing-nin

Would want a do-over: Itachi, Obito, Nagato, Konan

With his knowledge of the future, Itachi would do his best to prevent the Uchiha massacre as well as Shisui’s death. Nagato and Konan would mainly use their insight to ensure Yahiko doesn’t die— everything else that happens afterward, they don’t really care. Obito, crazy as he is, would probably try to fix absolutely everything depending on how far back he ends up. After all, the only way to completely solve a problem is to stop it at the source.

Would prevent some things from happening while keeping others: Sasori, Kakuzu

In the end, Sasori couldn’t let go of his parents (he chose to die by their hand). If he had prior knowledge of their deaths, I think he’d want to save them, but he’d still pursue puppetry and still turn himself into a puppet regardless of what his parents would think. He’s too attached to his art— at this point, it’s part of his identity. Kakuzu, meanwhile, would probably use his knowledge of the future to disappear earlier. After years of resentment, I don’t see him ever returning to Taki. Even if he made it so that he was never betrayed, he wouldn’t want to serve a village that screwed him over like that in his past life. He’d steal the forbidden technique and go back to his bounty hunter ways.

Wouldn’t change a damn thing: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, Zetsu

Deidara and Hidan, despite being recruited into the Akatsuki by force, don’t actually hate being in it. In fact, the Akatsuki allows them to do what they love most: practicing and spreading their art/religion. As for Kisame, I don’t see how knowledge of the future will help him. His main qualm is that he doesn’t want to be lied to, but he’d rather it be due to their own volition, not because he changed events to prevent it. Zetsu is self-explanatory. Assuming this time travel happens in the middle of the timeline, he wouldn’t change anything because, so far, everything is playing out as he wants it to.

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[imagineakatsuki]

Not sure if you've done this already but which akatsuki characters would be open to having children, whether biologically or adopting, and who wouldn't?

Wants children: Konan (preference for biological), Obito

Open to children: Nagato (preference for adopting), Itachi (takes a lot of convincing— not because he doesn’t want children, but because he doesn’t think he deserves them), Deidara, Kisame, White Zetsu

Keep children away from me: Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori (technically, all his creations are his children), Black Zetsu

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Letter to kisame

Can I pet samehada?

Kisame: Sure! Just watch your fingers— there’s been a few… incidents.

[imagineakatsuki]

Do you think Sasori would be into photography? Capturing a moment forever just seems up his alley

I think Sasori would definitely appreciate the art of photography for exactly that reason. I don’t see him practicing it himself, though. He seems like the kind of guy who likes having something to do with his hands, and the more intricate, the better. He would probably find the technicalities (angles, etc) and aesthetics of it interesting/pleasing in the beginning, but it wouldn’t hold his attention for long. He much prefers the physical craft of woodworking and concocting potions since those tasks are also more intellectually challenging and stimulating.

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[imagineakatsuki]

https://www.tumblr.com/imagineakatsuki/801293363605340160/letter-to-kakuzu-have-hidan-try-to-make-you-join

Letter to kakuzu

Yes I do take his neckless symbol of jashin and Threaten to melt it down if he don’t stop

Kakuzu: …I’ll admit that works, but it’s only a temporary fix. When I don’t actually do it, he just gets twice more annoying. If I follow through, he’ll— no doubt— try to murder me every chance he gets, and I won’t know any rest. It’s a lose-lose situation.

[imagineakatsuki]

Ship request.

I am 165 cm and I am on the more plump side with red hair.

I love to travel and work as I find it helps with my depression. I love spending time with old friends and making new friends wherever I go. I've been told I'm well rounded and go through phases of introversion and extroversion.

I do have autism and am very sociable despite some initial awkwardness. My special interests range from tea to music to rocks to even psychology. I love sharks, snakes, hyenas, and cats!

I have a tendency to buy things for friends and loved ones because I feel I can't show them a lot of love through touch. If you can think of anyone that would be a match let me know thank you so much.

I ship you with Itachi! You seem like a well-adjusted, well-mannered person. As someone who’s used to carrying the world’s burden on his shoulders, your presence is one he sorely needs (and definitely appreciates). The two of you balance each other out— he’s more on the introvert side while you lean more toward extroversion. While he’s not much of a gift giver himself, he’s smart enough to understand that it’s how you show your love, so he treasures everything you give him. In return, he’s a very good listener, and he indulges you in every one of your interests (especially tea and psychology).

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Letter to kakuzu have hidan try to make you join jashin?

Kakuzu: Yes. And no matter what I do, he never learns. *grumbles in aggravation* If you know of any way to shut him up permanently, I’m taking suggestions.

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A letter to hidan what would you do if you meet another jashin person

Would you fight them or want them to join you?

and does it change if the person are a woman kr a guy or are your react the same?

Hidan: Hey— are you serious!? If you are, I don’t give a shit if you’re a man or woman. Fuck, you could be a walking bag of dicks, I wouldn’t care! Always nice to meet someone else who worships the great Jashin-sama!

Hidan: Just lay off my kills, alright? Then we’ll have a problem!

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Ship request

I’m 160cm and have short blond hair

I have some trust issues so I don’t know how to make so much friends and when I get one I don’t want that one to leave me like some of mine do so I often are scared to make friends

I love swimming time to time but to take the first step it’s a bit hard for me

I love to draw anime villain and game villains mostly male for I love male villain mostly characters who has awesome villains designs

I don’t often like to be in public places

I do like to talk a lot when I well have a friend and sometimes I can say to much stuff without thinking

I often get a bit nervous if I see a tall person like a real tall person who are like over 180cm

I like get know about stuff like clut and murder and dark fantasy stuff but I have a phobia for blood

I like horror game but don’t want to admit I am scared of them at the same time

I love snakes and dogs

I ship you with Obito! He’s very outgoing and willing to talk to people, so he would be able to pull you out of your introverted shell; then, you can both be yappers to each other! His love language is physical touch, and while he’s certainly fine being on his own, he wouldn’t mind your clinginess (in fact, he loves that he’s so important to you). He’s pretty loyal when it comes to things he cares about, so you don’t have to worry about him pulling away, but you’d also have to accept the consequences of his toxic (obsessive and possessive) love. Considering his activities and abilities, he’d be able to indulge you in your horror and dark fantasy interests too. While he doesn’t see himself as a villain (the ends justify the means), your tendency toward villains would allow him to feel safe in your relationship since he knows you’d be able to sympathize or forgive his villainous acts. 

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