Enter: Puppies to the Left

~Imagine if you were Kim Jongin~

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Imagine Jongin thinking that superm is just a re-branded version of exom and thinking that he’s moving to China

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Imagine Jongin opening his dm from Fenty Beauty and screaming “Rihanna sunbaenim!?”

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Imagine Jongin going to the gym in full street wear and not partaking in working out with Chanyeol because it’s quote “what the capitalists want”

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Imagine Jongin enrolling in a 600 level philosophy class at his local university. Is he there to learn philosophy? No you fools he is there to study the fake deep white boi in his natural setting. Jongin is there to observe and absorb. Jongin too hopes to become “fake deep”~~ Jongin ends up failing every test~~

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Imagine Jongin running his own flop imagine Jongin blog. Everyday he churns out quality authentic 100% accurate content only to get 1 maybe 2 likes (no reblogs). Angrily he goes to "check out the competition" only to see this blog and our grossly imaginized version of his life. Needless to say he is upset.

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Imagine Jongin stealing Bruno Marz’s context info from Taemin. The call goes a little somethin like this. *3:34 a.m. “Bruno-hyung is this you?” There is silence on the other line but Jongin continues, “so I know you gave my friend Taemin a song for one of his solo albums and I wanted to know if you could do the same for me?” Finally Bruno responds, “you say you're Taemin’s friend?” Jongin confirms. “And you want a song for your solo album?” There is a long pregnant pause which goes uncommented on until Jongin responds, “well it’s not for a solo album per say.” “What just a digital single?” At this Jongin quickly hits the end call button. “That was a close one,” he whispers to himself as he throws away his burner phone.

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<p>Imagine Jongin pretending to be Taemin and setting up a friend date with Jimin, cause he saw Jimin smack Taemin butt on stage at the mnet event and he thought, “damn need me a friendship like that again.”

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Imagine Jongin not participating in cultural appropriation and never asking for that godawful hair.

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Imagine Jongin taking the title of their album The War too seriously. He lies in wait at the dorm ready to pounce on his enemies at any moment his body is a fine tuned machine ready to kill. Baekhyun still has no idea why he keeps finding random blow darts on his back.

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Imagine Jongin wearing breakaway pants to every dance practice.

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Imagine Jongin getting tired of the boring small scale claw machines. He's a cool grownup in his 20s so he can't be wasting his valuable adult time on games made for kids. So after a long mediation period of 5 minutes and 43 seconds Jongin makes a the purchase of his very own industrial crane machine. Which he delights in using to collect his fellow SM artists.

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Imagine Jongin getting tired of waiting for an f(x) comeback and taking matters into his small capable hands and just filming and mv himself on his iphone 3.

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Imagine Jongin hangin’ with his exo bros when suddenly he gets up and grabs hold of the hot light bulb. Predictably he screams and throws himself on the floor clutching his hot hand. Everyone is shocked Junmyeon being the good leader that he is gets up and asks Jongin why he did it, why did he grab a burning light bulb? With a thin sheen of sweat on his face Jongin rasps out, “puh, it was all symbolic of the political turmoil we’re in right now. But it probably went over YOUR head.” Junmyeon fighting the urge to kick Jongin just goes back to the couch.

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Imagine Jongin and Jonghyun meeting every night at the witching hour for five years and seeing who can talk about Taemin the longest. Rumor has it that when a loser is finally chosen they’ll have to give the other a months worth of seashells (because Taemin collects them).

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Imagine Jongin thinking the secret to time travel is not resetting your clock during daylight savings.

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Imagine Jongin turning into a sun because he’s so bright and charming and it’s the only logical next step.

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Imagine Jongin covering his body in honey and then Sehun throwing flowers on him, both of them hoping to attract the bees to them so they can "keep a closer eye on them." But Jongin blinded by the honey/flower combination stumbles upon the Red Velvet music video filming site. RV the professionals that they are took the flower man in stride and worked him into the music video.