Scorpio is bae

💛I'm accepting requests of all genres. 💛No need to be shy with me. I'm a dumbass and you're all welcomed to join my journey in continuing being one. 💛My bae is Scorpy-tsun 💛This account was originally made for memes exclusively, but I still like how this is turning out. 💛All pics used for my profile belong to voltage 💛Let's fangirl together like we're having a big sleepover

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Masterlist

📜Fic requests are closed at the moment📜

Fanfiction

"Morning sweet nothings" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (request)

"The music of raindrops" (Karno × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Gorgeous" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: body dysmorphia

"Murderer" (Ichthys × Dui) (angst/romance) Warnings: Mentions of murder

"Sweet inexperience" (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (smut/fluff) (request) Warnings: NSFW

"Sweet inexperience" part 2 (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Sweet inexperience" part 3 (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Paint and vision" (teenage!Tauxolouve) (fluff) (request) Warnings: spoiler for Tauxolouve's main story

"Paint and vision" Part 2 (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (request) Warnings: spoilers for Tauxolouve's main story

"My safe place" (Huedhaut × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Let's recharge" (Karno × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Wonderful moments" (Dui × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: social anxiety

"Two different worlds" Part 1 (human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (angst/fluff) (request)

"Two different worlds" Part 2 (human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Two different worlds" Part 3 (human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request) Warnings: mentions of murder

"Two different worlds" Part 4 (human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Two different worlds" Part 5 (human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Two different worlds" Part 6 (human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"New" (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (angst) (request)

"New" part 2 (Tauxolouve × reader × Scorpio) (angst) (request) Warnings: graphic death scenes, a lot of blood, heavy language at some points, mentions of attempted suicide

"Blessing" (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Movie kiss" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Lovers written into history" (Karno × goddess!reader) (angst) (request) Warnings: implied death

"Path" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: mentions of death, mentions of funeral, suicidal thoughts

"Secret smiles" (Dui × reader) (fluff) (request)

"One dance" (Teenage!Tauxolouve × teenage!goddess!reader) (angst) (request)

"One dance" Part 2 (Teenage!Tauxolouve × teenage!goddess!reader) (angst/romance) (request)

"2+2=4" (Karno + Tauxolouve on a double date with their girlfriends) (fluff) (request)

"Hold me" (Human!Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: panic attack

"I want to see you" (Human!Tauxolouve × vampire!reader) (smut) (request) Warnings: nsfw, blood (not much, but still blood)

"Moon—his moon" (Myself × Scorpio) (fluff) (self insert)

"Your notes" (Karno × Leon) (fluff/soulmate AU)

"Mess with a human" (Scorpio × reader) (crack) (request)

"What's left" (Karno × goddess!reader) (angst) (request)

"Taste of change" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Verbal slips" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"This man" (Myself × Scorpio) (comfort) (self insert) Warnings: daddy issues, family problems

"More of you" (Scorpio × reader) (smut/"Plot? What plot?") (request) Warnings: NSFW

"My perfection" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: insecurities about appearance

"It's love" (Scorpio × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

"Just a lovely story. Just a tragic myth" (Clotho × Huedhaut) (angst) Warnings: blood, virus, a graphic scene of vampire turning

"Come with me?" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request)

"Pile of leaves" (Scorpio × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Choke you" (Ichthys × reader) (smut/"Plot? What plot?") Warnings: NSFW, choking, hand fetish

"A future for yourself" (Human!Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request)

"Sing for me?" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Let's build a snowman" (Teorus × reader) (fluff)

"By your side" (Teorus × reader) (fluff/comfort) Warnings: period cramps

"Through your eyes" (Human!Tauxolouve × vampire!reader) (fluff) (request) Warnings: SLIGHT love making mentions

"Why do you love me?" (Karno × reader) (fluff) (request)

"I'll never let you go" (Huedhaut × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Car sex" (Scorpio × reader) (smut/"Plot? What plot?") Warnings: NSFW

"I like taking care of you." (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Humid morning" (Scorpio × reader) (fluff)

"Scorpio" (Scorpio) (angst) (credit for the idea goes to an anon, which sent me a headcanon and I made it into a fic🌷) Warnings: Mentions of violence and whatever Scorpio's past entailed basically

"How do you feel?" (Karno × reader) (fluff/comfort) (request)

"Want a hug?" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff/comfort) (request)

"Beautiful night" (human!Huedhaut × reader) (fluff/royalty AU)

"I believe in you" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: thoughts of you not existing

"Thank you" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"A line that should've never been crossed" (Vampire!Zyglavis × reader) (romance/royalty AU)

"Childhood memories" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (request)

"Hurting" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request) Warnings: period cramps, meds

"Stuck" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Fighting for" (Tauxolouve × reader) (angst/comfort) (request) Warnings: suicidal thoughts

"Let's do that thing." (Krioff × reader) (fluff)

"Everything will find their way" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Everything will find their way" Part 2 (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Proud" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request)

"Believe in yourself" (Karno × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Piano, moonlight, desire" (Dui × reader) (smut) Warnings: NSFW

"Sweet dreams" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request) Warnings: mentions of centipede

"Enamoured by you" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Off of it" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request)

"Vulnerable" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort/fluff) (request)

"Mother" (Huedhaut × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: mentions of death of a family member

"That...! Is your strength..." (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request) Warnings: suicidal thoughts

"Miss hunter" (werelion!Leon × reader) (romance/fantasy AU) (request)

"The riches of your soul" (Tauxolouve × reader) (comfort) (request)

"Yet another dream" (Ichthys × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 1/2024)

"The purity of his thoughts" (Dui × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 2/2024)

"Misty daze" (Myself × Scorpio) (fluff) (self insert) (Fluffbruary 3/2024)

"Between the tall bushes" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 4/2024)

"Rescue you" (Aigonorus × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 5/2024)

"Sweetness on your lips" (Zyglavis × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 6/2024)

"Hold this" (Krioff × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 7/2024)

"Snowed in" (Aigonorus × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 8/2024)

"Every sunset and sunrise" (Tauxolouve × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 9/2024)

"Like an angel" (Huedhaut × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 10/2024)

"A kid's wish" (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 11/2024)

"Fifteen years" (Karno × goddess!reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 12/2024)

"Your mind, your beauty" (Huedhaut × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 13/2024)

"Nothing to bother you" (Partheno × reader) (fluff) (Fluffbruary 14/2024)

"Touch and go" (Leon × reader) (smut) Warnings: NSFW, Sort of public foreplay, degrading, choking, light bondage, blindfold, impact play (smacking with hands), name calling (slut), punishment

"Like the lake" (Huedhaut × reader) (comfort) (request)

Headcanons

General headcanons (Tauxolouve × goddess!reader) (fluff) (request)

BPD comfort (all the gods) (comfort) (request) Warnings: BPD

Verbal abuse comfort (all the gods) (comfort) (request) Warnings: verbal abuse

The kind of requests I accept:

E V E R Y T H I N G (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Except:

• Miscarriage (that's terrifying, so I don't wanna write this)

• Children being physically harmed/killed

(P.S. I never thought I'd get this far, omg thank you! (•́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀))

I'm on ao3 too, under the same username.

Masterlist 2

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Tw: NSFW

(Yes, I texted that. No, I will not be giving context.)

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Oh, I'm PISSED.

I was having a Scorpio × Zyglavis dream and it was so full of astronomical amounts of yearningggg

...... My alarm had to ruin it...... Fuck MY LIFE!!

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I wanted to hear that HDDJJXJDJX WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

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(this is a personal ramble. Doesn't have to do with scm)

Rereading some of my older works and like.................

I don't like them. ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Like, Past Me, what the FUCK are all those ellipsis for??? ☠️☠️☠️ You think by adding ellipsis everywhere you're being so cool and dramatic. IT'S JUST A CAPPUCCINO LATTE! REMOVE THE ELLIPSIS, GIRL!!!

On one hand, it's good that I'm noticing those flaws now because it means I've improved, therefore I'm noticing something I wouldn't have back then. (1 year ago...)

But on the other hand......... EUEUEUE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, VICKY??? EUEUEUEUEUE

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IchthysxTeorusxMC ;)

In like every route they’re sooooo excited to demand some fun with MC. 

Why can’t they? ;)

NSFW. Like really.

Keep reading

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I decided to break Scorpio's shoulder for a series.

After that, I was scrolling through another series of mine. Scorpio's shoulder is broken.

Scrolled through yet another series of mine. Scorpio's shoulder is broken.

And the fun part is... I had no recollection I'd done this before already twice. If I dig up a little more, I might find more shoulders of Scorpio's that I've broken. But for now I'm leaving you all with the fact that whatever happens to us. Whichever life we're reborn into...

... I will find a way to break Scorpio's shoulder.

It's the "falling in love again and again" trend, but it's Scorpio with various levels of a broken shoulder.

Scorpio's the love of my life and yet he's received more physical damage than any other character I've ever written. Not my fault he looks good being in pain.

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F A I R I E S

I love the idea of the gods being similar to fairies/fae. As in, they look so human and they even copy human habits into their world because they think they're fun (sleeping, eating, drinking, a marketplace)... But they're actually pretty twisted underneath all that. Like, they can be cruel or have an odd sense of humour, because they're so old and they've seen SO much, so concepts blur. And in the span of so many years that they've been around, what appears so big and serious to us human may seem insignificant and small to the gods. Because they've seen EVERYTHING first hand in human history. And there's also the boredom of living forever. And again: many are twisted as personalities and love a kind of mischief that may be crossing many lines for humans.

And Huedhaut's wine really makes me think of Fae food as well, in the sense of, if you eat the Fae food/drink the Fae wine, stuff will happen to you (Ex: trapped forever in the Fae world, you're under someone's control, you lose all inhibitions, you will dance until you die). I think we've yet to see extremely dangerous drinks amongst the gods. For now we only know that Huedhaut's wine is especially strong and that a god's poison works as an aphrodisiac to a human. (And I guess we know that there's also a fruit that resembles an apple but has aphrodisiac-like effects, according to one of Scorpio's stories.)

So yeah. I would love to see Voltage going deeper on the lore of the Heavens because it fascinates me personally, though I also love the blurriness of it that lets me add to it with my own thoughts and how it could be. Like... It's such an ancient place. I WANT to know about the parts that are advised against going to. That hold such heavy magic even gods cannot withstand perhaps. Like, *SPOILERS FOR DUI'S ROUTE BELOW*

His friend ate a forbidden fruit and the punishment for it is worse than death! How interesting is that?!

And we know there's also an official language of the Heavens, which I would adore if it was explored more.

I think with routes where the MC becomes a goddess, the world can very easily be expanded in a great way. But also as side stories! Like. It's fantasy! Make me FEEL it! Blow my mind!

I write personal fics too (as in, i don't post them on Tumblr because they're with my self insert), and I love to add to the Heavens and make it such a deja vu place. It's gods. I want to feel like I'm on drugs watching this world unfolds (affectionately).

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, babes. (this ended up straying quite a bit from fairies after all, oops)

P.S. Sorry if there are typos, it's 4:44 am

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People in a fandom who don’t post art/fics, but who reblog/like/follow/otherwise support artists and creators, my beloveds

If artists are the backbone of a fandom, then you all are the muscles. Connecting everyone and everything. Spreading fun and whimsy. That’s real neat, I think

I adore you all so much

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"hasn't that character suffered enough D:"

NOT IF IM BORED

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holding hands with your f/o i repeat holding hands with your f/o,,,oughgjgj,,, feeling warm and safe as you gently squeeze their hand (AND THEY MAYBE SQUEEZE BACK???? don't lie to me and say that isn't the cutest thing ever)

don't forget to hold hands with your f/o's guys,,, they uh. THEY NEED IT TO REMAIN HAPPY AND HEALTHY TRUST. source: i said so

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"The idea made me horny" is a good enough reason to write anything.

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My new favourite hobby entails me following my mother around the house and singing the Star Crossed Myth soundtrack extremely off key.

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SCM- Department Of Punishment

Scorpio ♏️ - Mountain Rain

A/N: This started of as an idea on a rainy afternoon. It could have been a little more compact. Yes, the romance is minimal, which i hope would not be a problem. But overall i am satisfied with how this story has turned out. I hope you will like it too, dear reader! 🩵

For Fluffbruary event (@fluffbruary)

Prompts : rain | vines | water

14th March, 2026

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An old bag, filled with few clothes, books and notebooks hung from his shoulders. He walked forward, taking slow deliberate steps, letting himself feel every movement. He was truly walking into this enormous building. Perhaps he could still turn back, maybe catch the train and... no he will do it. His grandma who has put so much faith him; he cannot let her down.

The principal, spoke warmly and welcomed him. He listened carefully to all the instructions, making mental notes to never break any of them. Perhaps while doing so, he looked a little to serious, that the older man smiled and said, "Don't worry, son. Life is just beginning."

The classroom was full of commotion. Boys spoke loudly, talking about almost everything from studies, to heaven and earth.

Spotting the empty last bench, beside the window, Scorpio quietly took his seat. Hoping none of the other boys will notice his presence. Desperately praying no one will try to strike up a conversation. Alas! His hopes were shattered when he saw a tall, well dressed boy walking towards his bench.

He expected, mockery, cruel laughter but when the stranger spoke he was not sure how to respond.

"Is this seat taken?"

Scorpio slowly nodded his head.

"May i sit beside you?"

The uncharacteristical warmth in his voice was quite strange for Scorpio. He had encountered his fair share of boys coming from wealthy background, some rude and some pretending to hold a sense of politeness while humiliating others, but this stranger was somehow different.

The introductions followed and once the teacher arrived, the boys halted their conversation.

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That evening after dinner, the hallway was filled with students, standing in front of the notice board.

"Move aside, you have been standing here for too long!" A boy said trying to take a careful look. Someone shoved him slightly, to look at the list.

"Looks like we are not in the same room." A tall student announced to his slightly shorter friend nearby. Then walked away quietly. Gloominess coloured both their faces as they sat on the bench nearby, speaking softly before they had to reluctantly go to their separate rooms.

Scorpio felt terrible at that sight. Having friends but not being able to stay with them, or share sweets with them at midnight while talking would be terrible, he pondered looking absentmindedly at the trees in the campus.

"Let's go!" Another boy shouted, too loudly for the teacher passing by, to give him a stern look. He and his friend have fortunately been assigned the same room.

Scorpio's lips curled up faintly as he saw their delightful faces.

The tall boy from before was nowhere, Scorpio noticed. Just a this thought came to mind, a warm hand, with slender fingers pocked him softly on the back.

" Tauxo...louve?" Scorpio said. As soon as he said that the boy standing in front of him chuckled slightly. Scorpio immediately looked away, his cheeks turning red. Why did he have to say his name? And that too like a spell?

"We are in the same room."

Scorpio muttered to himself, as they stood in front of the notice board.

"Yes. Shall we see our new room?"

Most boys had moved to their rooms and few who still lingered around the notice board slowly collected their bags and left.

~

The room was spacious. Two study tables, two beds, two closets, a big window which looked onto the school grounds.

Tauxolouve sat lazily onto one of the beds and claimed it his for the time being. Then slowly looking up, as if embarrassed by his own action, asked sheepishly.

"Do you mind if i take this bed?"

Scorpio smiled faintly before nodding his head.

Over the course of the next few weeks their friendship deepened. Now they could be spotted together everywhere.

"Here." Tauxolouve said putting four mangoes on the table, looking extremely pleased with himself.

"Where did you get these?"

Scorpio asked lowering his voice. His eyes scanned the dining hall to check if any of the other students were eavesdropping.

"I have my ways."

When Scorpio pressed further, Tauxolouve finally raised his hands and said.

"The cook gave."

"His son had brought some mangoes for him from their village. The kind man chose to share some with us."

"Or you pestered him and he surrendered." The teasing tone in his voice was hard to miss.

Which only made Tauxolouve laugh as he slowly started peeling the mangoes; hiding them from any prying eyes. Scorpio smiled softly.

~

"I am telling you that is not how it works."

Scorpio said trying his best to keep his voice at an suitable level for the library. While Tauxolouve looked entirely unconvinced, as his friend described the verses to him. A knowing smile already forming at the corner of his lips as he expected Scorpio to present not only a theory but to also explain it severely.

The old librarian heard the exchange from a distance as he neatly arranged the books on the shelves. Over the course of the last few weeks, these two have become his greatest source of amusement. Unlike some of the other students, who often forgot to return books or left them scattered as they went, these two youngsters showed an immense respect for the library and the books and for him. And while their discussions mostly involved in convincing each other on certain topics or debating on various crises, some of which often lead to hilarious conclusions.

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On one such bright Saturday morning, when most students preferred to sleep in and conserve most of their energy, these two showed up.

"Good morning, sir". They greeted in unision.

The librarian smiled, delighted at their presence. "Very good morning to you both, Scorpio and Tauxolouve."

They spend most of the day reading various stories after completing their respective assignments.

"This is hilarious." Scorpio laughed softly, pointing at a paragraph on the page. When Tauxolouve read it, he looked mortified.

"How can you find a ghost running behind a boy funny?"

"It is written, very well."

Tauxolouve could appreciate the literary talent but to find a ghost running behind a boy in a creepy forest funny was something. Still he smiled softly looking at Scorpio.

"What?" Scorpio asked rubbing the few droplets of tears from the corners of his eyes.

"You look happy."

Scorpio stopped laughing and for a few seconds stared at the bookshelf on the other side of the table. His heart indeed felt calmer and lighter. Something he never expected to happen in this new school.

"I am."

They both smiled lightly after Scorpio said that.

A great day indeed, the librarian thought as he heard the exchange.

By afternoon, thick layer of clouds have started to form, accompanied by strong wind.

"You two should leave before it starts raining heavily."

But the advice fell on deaf ears as the reading progressed.

A loud sound, brought them back to reality and when they looked at the window, the sense of doom finally landed on their shoulders. The rain came, and fell in thick drops accompanied by frequent lightning and stronge wind.

The librarian sighed.

"Should have left earlier."

He handed Tauxolouve his second umbrella. Which he took gladly, while looking extremely embarrassed.

They ran holding hands. Barely managing to hold the umbrella straight. Rain water soaked through their clothes as they took shelter under a tree.

"I don't think the rain is going to stop anytime soon." Scorpio said.

A girl wearing a transparent raincoat, stopped her scooter on the road.

"Do you two need any help?" She asked loudly.

Scorpio looked up and for a few seconds remained stunned.

"No, it is alright. Thank you."

"Where are you two going?" She asked again.

"To (school's name)."

"I am going in that direction. I can drop you two."

"We are alrig-"

Tauxolouve who had been silently watching the interaction unfold, softly smacked Scorpio's hand. The girl did not notice that.

"He means. Thank you very much. We need help."

Both of them instantly regretted as they embarked on the journey. As they were barely managing to keep their balance on the scooter. Scorpio sat on the middle, clutching the small bag to his chest, and trying his best to not bend forward too much.

Tauxolouve held on the little grab rail on the scooter's back with one hand and holding Scorpio with the other, keeping him steady. Which simultaneously balancing the umbrella, so that their bag will not get drenched in the rain water. Neither of them dared to look at the guard rail.

"We must look ridiculous." Scorpio said.

"Under any other circumstances, i would have laughed." The self-deprecating tone prominent in Tauxolouve's voice.

Their prayers were finally answered, as behind the dense line of trees the school building came into view. The scooter came to a halt in front of the gate.

Tauxolouve thanked her and smiled politely.

The girl smiled back at both of them. Scorpio looked timid, and found the words struck in his throat. Tauxolouve gave him a side eye glance, while continuing the conversation.

He suddenly found the trees in the distance rather interesting. As she was about to start the scooter, he hurriedly said.

"Thank you."

Witnessing his reaction, (Y/N) chuckled lightly, which only made things difficult for his heart. So much so that even after she drove off, he lingered there, motionless for a few seconds.

Tauxolouve sighed before gently pulling him inside the school building.

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THEY'RE SO CUTTEEEEE

THE WRITING WAS BEAUTIFUL, FIRST OF ALL 😭😭💗💗💗💗 AND I LOVED THE LIBRARIAN

And Tauxolouve and Scorpio are such an interesting duo. Like, I don't see many interactions between them in the game, but I adore the thought of Tauxolouve being his extraverted, sweet, charming self who can get away with most things, absolutely freaking unsettling Scorpio — who is suspicious of that oddly polite guy, but also... Kinda wants him to be his friend because he's lonely 🥺

The girl smiled back at both of them. Scorpio looked timid, and found the words struck in his throat. Tauxolouve gave him a side eye glance, while continuing the conversation.

HEHEHEHE SHY SCORPIOOOOO

AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HOW TAUXOLOUVE IS SNIFFING OUT THAT ROMANTIC INTEREST.

LIKE. THOSE STUFF ARE HIS JAM. YOU CANNOT HIDE THEM FROM HIM. ✨✨✨

GOOD JOB OMGGGGG 😭😭😭💗💗💗💗🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Tauxolouve watching Scorpio in the scene with reader:

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“A little Libra” Part 4

Genre: fluff

Pairing: Zyglavis × reader

Warnings: none

Summary: It's Mother's Day and Zyglavis, along with your son, has prepared a special surprise for a mother in their life that they love very much.

A/N: Idk if this is good. Happy Mother's Day!🌷(Days later...) Three things (folklore number yeyy). 1. The images better not be fucking blurry. 2. When I say "swing" in the fic, I mean those garden swings that are like sofas??? Yeah. I didn't know how else to say it. But I was thinking about that a few days ago. I had a swing like that growing up. And I loved it. So I would love it if like... If I ever have children, for my children to have a swing like that and be outside in the sun and not over a damn phone. 3. I STRUGGLE TO NAME ZYGGIE'S KID SO BAD. I WAS AT THE BRINK OF NAMING HIM "DAVE FROM ACCOUNTING" AND BEING DONE WITH IT. SO ENJOY THE RANDOM NAME I GUESS 😭

You can find Leon's, Hue's and Dui's parts here as well

Word Count: 477

The breeze that blew by made the pages of your book turn one after the other when your finger lifted off the page, the black letters blurring, a story that slipped right past you.

But how could you pay attention to the book, when you heard the approaching pair whisper. Hushed tones reached the swing of your garden where you sat reading.

“Hold it from there,” said the voice which belonged to your husband. “Don't squeeze the flowers. Gently.”

“Mama will like them.” You smiled at your son's hopeful childlike voice.

If your husband and your son were planning to surprise you every Mother's Day, they desperately needed to work on their secrecy.

You heard their footsteps approaching, shoes thudding softly across the gravel and you hurried to grab your book and lay back on the swing to pretend like you're not expecting them.

The two walked through the house and you resisted the urge to take a peek. Finally, the door that led to the charming little garden of your home opened.

Your son stood at the doorway, cradling a flower bouquet the very size of him to his chest, his little fingers curling into the green and pink wrapping paper.

You lowered your book and watched him hesitate. You chuckled when he lowered his head, the rosé of his cheeks being the final touch that made the boy look exactly like his father.

Zyglavis smiled and stroked Erastus’ back. “Go give your mum her flowers.”

Little Erastus nodded and came over, slightly more confident now. “Happy Mother's Day,” he said and smiled shyly at you.

Your smile brightened and you set your feet down from the swing, leaning forward and cupping his little cheeks in your hands. “Thank you.” You pressed your lips to his forehead, before you pulled away and accepted the flowers.

Your husband's shadow fell over you and you looked up, just in time for him to place a warm soft kiss to your cheeks. “Happy Mother's Day.” He joined you on the swing and pulled you to him. “Forgive me. I seem to be… Quite sentimental today and I look foolish.” The blush on his cheeks was the same as your son's. From his purplish-blue hair and the ponytail — though your son's was still quite short — to the timid manners, these two were eerily alike.

You shook your head. “You're not foolish. Don't worry.” Though it was true that Zyglavis put a lot of importance into Mother's Day, wishing to treasure you for all the difficulties you dealt with to bring your child into the world.

Zyglavis picked up your son and placed him between you on the swing. “It's a lovely day today.” He gazed up at a cloud floating past.

You smiled, laying your head against the cushioned back of the swing. “I agree.”

Erastus cuddled up against you.

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⁉️Is your god not working?!⁉️

No problem!!🪎🪎🪎🪎🪎🪎🪎

Possible reasons behind this malfunction:

Heaven's Rift

Pussy deficiency

Direct exposure to sunlight

Water has gotten in the device

Killed his best friend

Lost the love of his life and gave up the stars in one of his eyes and now is watching her love someone else

He's not even a god. Who sold you that thing?

He's mortal. Good luck.

Don't panic! Stay calm!👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Things you can do to fix the issue:

Put him in rice

Turn it off and on

Blowjo—

Spray him with bug spray

Make him rabbit apples/meatballs or bring him marshmallows/cherries/taiyaki/ice cream/milk. (Whichever sparks whimsy. Depends highly on your model. What does it say on the tin?)

Therapy

Bring him to the Paris catacombs and abandon him with no tour guide

Abandon civilization to be with the goats

Not turning on?

Get a new one on a low, controlled price of 69,69 €

For more info, you can dial 696969696969 (not that we'll pick up anyway)

(idk why the fuck I made this post. It's 2:55 am. Send help.)