A complete sucker for Niko Oneshot

I haven't even played Oneshot I've just watched playthroughs

[misterbrick42]

Behold, my magnum opus

[oarfjsh]

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

[pixilatedcorgi]

@official-cephaloposts

[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[hemipenal-system]

well yeah astrology is inherently based in the idea that your life is entirely determined by the time of year your parents had sex and any serious (trans)feminist should discard it as nonsense pseudoscience to entertain children and nothing the hell more

[hemipenal-system]

seriously y'all gotta knock that stuff off. why are you as a transfeminist saying that people's good traits are because of when their parents fucked. do better. "the gender binary isn't real and socialization is massively overstated but it's because your personality is actually vaguely dependent on the stars" come ONNN

[sovietnam]

[pekingopera]

[ciozio]

Looked through my gallery, found this, decided to touch it up!

HAPPY AU ACTS 1-6

Eternité Jumpscare

[factbot]

There really was a Captain condor persimmon. He was a Canadian pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Russia.

[despazito]

[kianamaiart]

real life college losers

[oneheadtoanother]

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[cricketcat9]

This shit happened also to me, to my utter bewilderment and frustration. Tumblr keeps me SAFE, me, a 76 y/o who went around the block a few tines and then some. It probably protects me from seeing a femake- presenting nipples. Thank you Tumblr

Edited to add: you can search " Church of Satan", you can't search "bdsm"

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[cloned-sheep97]

I think this guy's son is related to me

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[cloned-sheep97]

Im trying to sing feel good inc with only windmill as the lyrics and i still don't know where you got "windmill" from.... but tbf im sober at the moment so its not like i hold the same enlightement

[misterbrick42]

it's the other part of the song. bridge? there's more than one instance so i don't know if that's the term

[pillowspace]

A society without Susie Deltarune would be a Susie Deltaruneless society. Can you imagine

[pillowspace]

Thank goodness we live in a susiety

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[misterbrick42]

how the hell do you wash one hand each with soap

[casperxp]

I want more aromantic characters who are not also asexual !!! I want more characters who 100 percent want to get it on but just don’t feel any romantic feelings for anyone. I want more aromantic characters with “friends with benefits” except it’s literally just that. That’s their best friend and sometimes they let them fuck. More aromantic characters please !!!!

[cloned-sheep97]

Ever since i saw a post that said that aromanticism is never included unless it was also paired with asexualism my eyes opened so now im trying to aromantic OCmaxx every single opportunity i have.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Twinning - Snoozin💤