complicated compilation of me.

emily | 18 years old | california im licht = in the light

[diaryofadoctoralstudent]

When you’re doing lit review and all of the research is inconclusive

[duhpendent]

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

[onlytwitterpics]

[stylesin]

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

[emmaruthx]

This is important.

[defboyardee-deactivated20150318]

[drinkpisspissblood]

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

[miniangel]

stop

[petalplush-deactivated20191102]

[m1lks]

[captaincrowe]

Last night after Ghostbusters, I stopped to talk to one of the young men about my age. (We had previously established that we both had an interest in film, and he was a relatively well-mannered individual who gave me some recommendations for research websites.) We were both enthusiastic about the film and its quality, but suddenly he stopped and frowned.

“I’m just not sure about Kevin,” he said in confusion. “He’s kind of pointless, isn’t he? Why did they need a character like that? I’ve never seen anything like it before…”

I gaped at him briefly. “Haven’t you ever heard about the Dumb Blonde Trope?”

He wrinkled his nose. “Yeah, but isn’t that typically for…” His eyes got wide, and he looked at me in absolute terror. “Oh.”

“Oh” is right, buddy.

[pazdlua]

[simpleisnewluxury]

[tanku-deactivated20150907]

[frecklecollector]

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

[slave2beauty]

[charlottewinslow]