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@imloveithrottaalfurinn
Enginn Latur í Latabæ is one of the best songs from Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ!
So here it is, in all it’s glory!
Here’s a sleeping Stingy for science.
Bonus: Piggy in sunglasses
i think we all gotta acknowledge that glanni broke out of prison, stole the presidents car, and almost got away with his scam in latibae.. he didn’t get caught cause he was a bad criminal.. he got caught cause he got too cocky and stayed for too long cause of that.
íþróttaálfurinn: i identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
glanni glæpur: i’m going to steal the president’s car
íþróttaálfurinn, already taking off his clothes: glanni you’re so fucking stupid
Reblog if you're part of the LazyTown LGBT community or at least support it.
Ithro: What’s your poison?
Glanni: Well I prefer to use a secret formula I get from a ‘professional’ in Mayhemtown, but in a pinch I can cook up some real nasty shit from household chemicals.
Ithro:
Glanni:
Glanni: Oh, you meant alcohol? Apple Martini.
MayhemTown Gang: Are you trying to make the rest of us look stupid?
Glanni: I’m not trying. It’s just happening.
My aesthetic: Sportarobbie betrayal
Everyone b like “robbies a fae, robbies a witch” sorry sweaty but no he’s actually an endermen in human cosplay, think about it
-tall
-purple
-teleports
-if you look at him he’ll start screaming and will fight you
The truths out y’all just can’t see it.
Confused Sporty for your viewing pleasure
Sporto can’t even believe his bf ate all those carrots and drank all that water and did all that exercise. He’s v proud.
Your fave is problematic: Sportacus
Why: Legitimately and unironically calls chess a sport
Is he wrong, coward?
The way SPORTACUS plays it it’s a sport, he backflips over the table ans plays against himself
So? He probably flips while he wipes his ass too
Is bootywiping a sport?
Anything is a Sport if you flip while doing it
…Are you really about to align yourself with team “butt-wiping could be a sport”? “Anything is a Sport if you flip while doing it”
…Folding laundry?
…Sucking your thumb?
….Divorcing your wife?
Yes. If there is a way to lose (running out of the chess timer, missing the toilet, yeeting your undies out the blimp, hitting your eye, makeing you wife fall in love with you all over again) and a score is being kept competitively,
Anything
Is
A
Sport
If
You
✨Back flip✨
Plus chess is already a soprt, it just wasn’t athletic until the elf breathed near it
Sportacus: “Hnnnng, I’m trying to back flip into the divorce courtroom but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps making my wife fall back in love with me again”
#you made me do this
Oh come on we all know you had that very specific nugget of gold saved on your phone for the off chance someone some day would say something relevant enough to use it, you’re fbi man talks you’re not slick
At least my fbi man doesn’t think that chess is a sport
Noah fence but you’re fbi man hasn’t thought about the sport produceing ramagications of adding athleticism to chess
…It says right there that chess is not a Sport. You literally produced the screen shot for me.
Being “LIKE” a sport (and that is pushing it) and actually BEING a sport are not the same thing.
Chess on its own is not a Sport. What Sportacus does is incorporate chess playing into gymnastics. Gymnastics is a sport in its own right. Chess is not.
You can hardly even call chess a game if you play it against yourself as Sportacus does.
This is nothing less than Sportacus being extra and showing off as usual.
Also? I gotta little bone to pick with Magnús Scheving. His main/intended audience for his show is pre-school aged.
Tell me, …what kind of preschooler understands or wants to play chess?
Checkers would’ve been a more assessable strategy game for his target audience. Many more preschoolers know how to play checkers compared to those that know how to play chess.
The reason he had Sportacus play chess instead? It was more show-offy. Because the culture around chess-playing has always had an aura of pretentiousness around it. People think it’s classier and more sophisticated than most other board games.
The same type of pretentiousness that would make one believe that moving a wooden horsey two inches across a wooden board is a sport.
“Oh, but he said that chess is a sport of the mind.”
People say that because it’s a game that demands more strategy than luck.
You can say the same about countless video games but I highly doubt you’d see Sportacus or Magnús call video games a sport.
In the original lazytown play, Ithrottaalfurrin even tries to get Goggi to ditch video games, which may very well require the same brain power as chess, to play sports outdoors.
“Oh, but there is such a thing as competitive gaming, which is starting to get treated similarly as sports competitions!”
1. People who call video games, professional poker/card gaming, etc, sports, are also wrong.
2. Just because something is competitive does not automatically mean it is a sport. Would you say the contestants on masterchef are competing in a sport? Cooking requires some strategy but literally no one thinks of it as a sport.
3. Also, something doesn’t have to be competitive in order to be a Sport. Take for example, martial arts, dancing, and cheerleading. Even when not in competition, these things are still sports.
As long as it’s an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess (as stated above), it’s a sport.
Call chess a “sport of the mind” all you want, but that does not make it a legitimate sport.
Ok but you missed what I was trying to say, I should have highlighted it to be more clear, but it isn’t concitered a sport because of the lack of athleticism, witch is why the added flips are so important.
Back flips aren’t inherently gymnastics, it’s a part of gymnastics just like how running isn’t inherently baseball it’s a part of base ball.
Also sportacus playing buy himself doesn’t matter because you just mentioned that you don’t need competition to have a sport (imagine gen 1 ithro braking into Stephanie’s house because she’s practicing dancing buy her self, rip)
Sportaflop made chess a sport so kids at home would get interested in chess, and of course to show off because nothing in lazytown would exist if Magnis was 2% humbler.
….All I’m really hearing from your explanation is neither the flipping nor the chess is making anything that he is doing a sport.
Now it’s even less like a Sport than initially argued.
Also….chess already isn’t a sport, but when you’re not playing against someone it’s not a game either.
What makes chess a game is trying to figure out what your opponent’s strategy and upcoming moves are. The purpose is defeated if Sportacus is his own opponent. Because as Sportacus only has one brain, he knows what moves both sides are making since he is playing as both colors.
…In other words, Sportacus is just meaninglessly moving chess pieces. He’s already decided from the get-go which color he wants to win and he’s just making moves that amount to nothing since there is no true stakes or goal when playing chess with oneself, which is something that a board game requires.
He took the entire point of chess away.
Sportacus may think that he is showing off and looking all good and smart and sophisticated. But really, …he is being a fool.
Lucky for him nonsense and fooling around is what keeps many children’s shows afloat and successful.
But yeah. Flipping while playing chess with yourself? Not a sport. Doing various gymnastics stunts while playing chess with yourself? You’re doing the sport of gymnastics, but not the game of chess, …which is not a sport.
If…while playing a game of chess against another person, …you and your opponent are also required to perform various gymnastic stunts, …that’s nonsense, …but its also an interesting competition combining sport (gymnastics) and a separate strategy board game (chess), experimenting how one influences the other (does moving pieces make you mess up flips. Does gymnastics moves distract you from thinking straight about the chess game, etc). However, …a competition of that sort would be very hard to judge. Because it’s not one game. It’s two happening at once. Do you judge the chess playing or the gymnastics moves? How do you determine an overall score?
It’s clear that gymnastics and chess can only exist as two separate actions, even when performed in unison. Gymnastics moves cannot turn chess into a sport because the two things will always be independent.
i’m just gonna hop in here then leave to say, i think y’all are all missing the fact that if you have to argue that sports gymnastics is what is making it a sport, which it doesn’t, that proves that chess isn’t a sport.. this argument originally was just that chess on its own isn’t a sport not about whether sportacus is making it a sport by flipping or not..
[insert sad Christmas song here]
i'm a sucker for kid-sport and ithro?
me 2
Sport: Robbie! My crystal says you’re in trouble! Are you ok?
Robbie, who hasn’t slept in six days: -looks up from laying face first on the floor surrounded by a broken mug and what is probably coffee- who the fuck is Crystal
Enginn Latur í Latabæ is one of the best songs from Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ!
So here it is, in all it’s glory!
my favorite