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STARTER CALL. for my followers, maybe? See if Simon wants to cooperate while I scavenge for some memes. Also available on @girlcrieswclf.
Independent Jace Herondale from the Shadowhunters Universe Verses for books and series available
Mun and Muse way over the age of 21. Open to anyone and all fandoms Multiverse and AU friendly
Wayland Morgenstern Herondale
Send ✘ for a ‘the morning after’ starter with our muses!
Matt Hastings: Fangs in advance for watching the #ShadowhuntersSeason3 premiere 3/20! W/@arosende #FreeForm #Hulu
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fuck sentence starters.
’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’ ’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’ ’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’ ’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’ ’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’ ’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’ ’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’ ’ fuck you right back. ’ ’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’ ’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’ ’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’ ’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’ ’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’ ’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’ ’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’ ’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’ ’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’ ’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’ ’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’ ’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’ ’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’ ’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’ ’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’ ’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’ ’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’ ’ don’t get fucked up today. ’ ’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’ ’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’ ’ why don’t you fuck off? ’ ’ seriously, fuck you. ’ ’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’
albertorosende: Gotta stay focused !#shadowhuntersseason3 #vampfocus#newcareerpath
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QUESTION. To wake up @girlcrieswclf or not. With S3 coming up and Maia being a regular, yes, maybe, but maybe there are plenty of fine Maia’s around. She’s still sulking a bit. Do we lure her out?
make me choose: @darqueparabatai asked: ★ Jace’s S1 hair or Jace’s S2 hair
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(( He l l o guys. It is me, She Who Has Been Absent for way too long, but I have returned with my eyes on s3 and the fact I just missed Simon way too much. I can’t wait to dive back into the shadow world, but let’s all promise each other we won’t be as dramatic as last year. ))
Add me on D/iscord while I crawl into bed. The tag is Colliteral#2526!
“what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”
"No," he snapped, just a little too quickly. "My hair always looks good. You know that."
Would anyone be interested into RPing with me if I moved Simon to a shadowhunter based multimuse? All my loose accounts are pretty hard to take care off and I thought it might work better? Tips on handling a multimuse account are also welcome!
“you used all the hot water.”
"I don't even use hot water, I am a vampire. It literally makes no difference to me if the water is hot or cold," he huffed, glancing at the other. "Did you check the thermostat?"
domestic couple starters
“you forgot to take the trash out again.”
“do you think we should just order in tonight?”
“what’s the point of making the bed if we’re just gonna mess it up?”
“will you pick up your clothes? it’s like a pig-sty in here.”
“you cooked, it’s only fair that i clean.”
“i haven’t shaved in like a week.”
“let me run you a bath.”
“you used all the hot water.”
“oh come on, i just cleaned the kitchen!”
“can you stop using my bath bombs? they’re expensive.”
“dinner was ready a half hour ago.”
“you cooked me dinner?”
“i had to carry you to bed last night, you were exhausted.”
“do you even know how to load a dishwasher?”
“your red sock turned all my whites pink.”
“what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”
“we’ve spent too much on pay per view this month.”
“are you watching porn?”
“next time it’s your turn to do the dishes.”
“my parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow.”
“play hooky and let’s sleep in tomorrow.”